I know I'm gonna get shat on here but I'm gonna ask anyway.
What's the best hypertrophy routine 3 days a week?
I've been running candytoe's 4 day routine with a focus on hypertrophy but I no longer have the capacity to go 4 days a week because of work and shit. Doing this routine 3 days a week seem weak as shit.
Also routine general I guess.
>pic unrelated
>>40297911
do a ppl brah
>>40297915
but isn't ppl made for 6 days a week? would it be okay to do it 3 days?
>>40297987
fuck if i know I'm sorry don't listen to me I'm just bored
love you, buddy. hope everything works out well for you. be safe, make good choices.
>>40297911
Either PPL or..
(similar to candytoe)
Mon: upper
Wed: lower
Fri: full body
>>40298037
how would that last full body workout look like?
>>40298123
gonna post some ass now
I like ass in my thread
>>40298159
>>40298123
Squats
Dumbell press
Cable rows
Pullldowns
Dumbell shoulder press
Curls
Tri extensions
Something like that, assuming you're doing a strength days on mon/wed
>commences the shitting on you
>>40298177
Other way of doing it would be doin hyptertrophy days on the mon/wed and doing squat/bench/DL on the friday.
Up to you really but I would do the routine in >>40298177
>>40298168
>>40298159
BRRAAARPPPP
>>40298177
>>40298211
thanks for the suggestion, also nice dubs
>>40298168
FULL BODY
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L
B
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Pic related
>>40298244
>>40298252
so which one would you recommend for hypertrophy?
>>40298317
Can't help you but keep dumping asses, brother
>>40297911(OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/22kf4h/issues_with_beginner_strength_programs_a_good/
Can be run three days a week
>>40298123
>>40298159
>>40298168
>>40298208
>>40298244
>>40298317
>>40298370
[Autistic farting noise]
>>40297911
do Mentzer with full commitment. nobody's invented anything better
>>40297911
has the whole "choke me during sex" thing always been super big with girls? or it just a recent phenomenon? ive genuinely never had a girl tell me she likes being choked during sex up until maybe the last two years and now that's all any girls are into...
>>40298370
>meats piled on eachother instead of spread out on the grill
No
>>40297911
Look up Steve Reeves classic full body routine. It's way too much for a noob, but do the big exercises and a whole accessories
>>40300962
It looks like a good dinner to me.
>>40300945
I ain't complaining. Girls generally like being dominated, I had one freak choke me during orgasm, felt great.
>>40300945
I've never had a girl stop me or tell me she didn't like it later. You gotta act like you know what you're doing though.
>>40298123
>>40298159
>>40298168
>>40298370
>>40298317
You had an arse full of BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPs that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat PFFFTTTTTTTSSs, long windy PTTTBTBTBTHHHBBHBs, quick little merry SPPPRRLRLRLCCCCHCHHCCs and a lot of tiny little naughty BRRRRAAPPPPAADDOODDLEDOOs ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a BRRRRAAAPPPPPPPPing woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPP anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPing women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy SPPPRRRLLLLOOORRRDDDDO which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her PFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTBAAAAZZZZINGGGAAAAAs in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>>40297911
OP is back and loves asses.
>>40299620
is it supposed to be AxBxAxx BxAxBxx then?
>>40302938
oh wait I see it now, nevermind.
how can i kill with my hands?
>>40302971
>>40303011
>>40297911
Pick one of these and go with it.
>>40303227
I'm gonna keep this shit alive with asses
Anyone have a sample of Eric Bugenhagen's program? because of this psycho, I've worked out 3 days in a row. He says you shouldn't worry about over training, but a lot of people say its a big deal. Anyone have experience with lifting every day? Tuesday I maxed rackpulls and shrugs, and today I maxed my bench, plus shrug sets, and some oly work.
>>40303282
eric has silverback gorilla genetics.
>>40303383
And a shit load of time lifting under his belt. I have been lifting now for 10 months, and although I want to work out every day, I'm not sure if I should do the same lift every day like he has for the past year.
>>40301338
this reads as if it's been written by one of the western masters of storycraft.
>>40303265
>I'm afraid he's dying, doctor
>Damn, we need those thick butts right now
>>40301338
3 days a week? Id say Reg Park
>>40304279
indeed
>>40304279
Think of the lives, man. Just think of all the lives.
>>40301338
I hate this meme so much, but fuck this had me laffin
I was gonna give you the slav secret to strength and size gains but im trying not to fap and your post is full of provocative imagery.
Pls delet. Thx
>>40306679
I'm a descendent of slavs but that secret always eluded me. Dang it. Godspeed, good luck with the nofap bra
>>40306729
brap
>>40301338
god damn it this is beautiful
Western literature truly is a treasure
>>40298317
>>40304958
Won't somebody think of the children.
>>40300714
this
H.I.T. is a bitch and a half to get used to but it yields absurd results.
>>40300945
i did it to my gf and she came pretty much instantly, she said it has something to do with the pressure