This girl at my gym keeps asking me if she can use the plates

how long would it take to get body like that?

>>40291456
3 sessions with me in bed i'll have you looking like that in no time baby

Take some fucking initiative and don't disappoint her with your autism.

>>40291456
Hormone treatments usually take several years, at least.

>>40291444
Wear a size S pokemon t-shirt when you squat, and she'll start avoiding you.

>>40291471
i can't though, i have crippling level of social skills. i can't hold a conversation for 2 seconds.

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>>40291444
This >>40291487
Tbh though she probably already knows you have autism. It's pretty obvious when a dude spills his spaghetti.

>>40291488
protip
when a girl actually likes you the conversation isnt a clumsy garbage heap like they usually are

>>40291540
that's not true at all

>>40291488
If she's into you it won't matter. She'll think you being awkward is quirky and adorable instead of creepy and weird.

She's taking your weights you idiot. She's a gains goblin

>>40291701

Only if he looks like Chad, which I highly doubt.

>>40291456
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>>40291487
>2017
>Thinking Pokemon is still for kids when the franchise is aged long enough to be a drinking and cigarette smoking adult.

I mean it has to be like gen 4 or 5 or something.

>>40292504
Gen 7 actually. Closing in on 1k Pokemon.

Well you two obviously have the same hobby. Start with that.

>>40292620
>soooo do you like working out?