>gay guys swoon over me >women want nothing to do with

fuck some boipucci

>>40289848
Stop going to gay bars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

>falling for the lifting memes

Girls only want big biceps, abs, and low bf%

>>40289848

Are you me??

IKTF too well bro, it sucks.

>>40289866

you excited for senior year?

Just be gay dude

>not wanting to cuddle a cute 6'1" gym boi
>not running your fingertips along his chiseled abs
>not kissing him goodnight before spooning together
>not tapping each other on the butt during squats

You'll never know true pleasure, friend.

>>40289866
i'm a skinnyfat dyel though

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>>40289906

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>>40289906

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>>40289848
>attracting faggots
Stop being gay. They can sniff your dripping boipucci .

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>>40289848
lets not also forget about the under aged girls
why don't college sluts like me REEE

Iktfb

Gay guys fucking love me and I look like Jason Segal, I'm beginning to think I'm Marshal Eriksen

>>40290005
>they can sniff your dripping boipucci
>they can feel the scent of your shit-leaking asshole
Jesus, feels good not being gay

>>40290209
This.

This is the real issue nobody is talking about.

>>40289848
I have a huge, developed ass from cycling 200+ miles/week. I know your problem too well.

>>40290209
>>40290262

Women like men who can provide for them. At this age, that generally means older men.

>friends Aunt grabs my ass
Too bad she's old and nasty

>>40289906
just be straight dude

>not wanting to cuddle a cute 6'1" gym girl
>not running your fingertips along her chiseled abs
>not kissing her goodnight before spooning together
>not tapping each other on the butt during squats

You'll never know true pleasure, friend.


...nah ur just gay

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>>40289848

Gay men will go slutty over anyone even remotely attractive.

End of story.

Their lives are usually very lonely, sadly.

>>40289854
Fpbp

>>40289848

You've made it.

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Stoping looking like a Twink you probably have a baby face you Twink

>>40289848
Tbh, if gay guys like you, women do too, the gay guys are just way more overt about it.

Cougars also make their attraction obvious.

>>40291969
this, put yourself out there more

>>40291997
How do I do thatt

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>>40289848
Are you me?
>>40291945
How do I cure my baby face?

>>40292036
Stop. Being. Scared.

>>40289906

Fuck off filthy degenerate

>>40292050
grow facial hair?

>>40292119
Pshh, as if anyone in my family can grow real facial hair.