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>finally find a gym that allows singles
>they got mixed showers and random penis inspections which you have to pass
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Sign me up
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>>40272118
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>>40272118
How do you fail a penis inspection?
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>>40272278
its an american thing so not having a jew cock.
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>>40272278
if it smells or tastes like latex it means you haven't been going raw which is a bannable offense.
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>>40272379
So it should smell like astro glide and whatever Johns asshole smells like?
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>>40272118
sicc meme bro!! where did u cop? ifunny? facebook??
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>>40272387
yes, just plain ass.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL THREAD,BRAAAAH
Am sure reddit and 9gag will appreciate your humor
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>>40272454
But I dont want to smell like ass.
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>>40272460
How's your depression?
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ready to hit the showers? it's almost inspection time
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>>40272118
>go to new gym
>have to get penis inspection before using the gym twink
What do bros?
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>>40272525
I've been better, thanks for asking though.
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>>40272542
kek
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>>40272542
I've inspected your pixels and they failed
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>>40272118
I was with my mom to one
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>>40272118
this image reminds me of when I used to be happy and uncomfortable
now I am unhappy and comfortable when I shower
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>go to new gym for the first time
>they have a pay AFTER you train subscription model
>ok whatever
>train
>get ready to leave, stand in line to pay
>turns out the only currency they accept is the ₩North Korean Won
>wtfidonthavethose.jpg
>gym police arrest me
>have to go to gym court(it was in the cardio room)
>sentenced to forced work in the mines under the gym for 6 months
>actually got pretty good gains running starting minepicking for 6 months
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>>40272515
that's why inspection is before showers.
>>40272542
post guys whose penises you'd want to inspect.
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I'm American, the local Rabbi here banned 3 people this past week because they failed the inspection. Filthy Christians not obeying the constitution, when we impose our strict Hebrew laws upon you, you fucking listen.
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>>40272118
>your women takes a hotter shower than you
Embarrassing.
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>>40272742
>in shower at what I believe to be a hot temp
>girl gets in
>blasts it up "teehee how could you stand that cold water"
>have to fuck her in the ass on the spot to establish dominance
>by the time I cum we're out of hot water because the dumb bitch used it all
>make her clean my dick with her mouth
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>>40272118
please don't bring this meme here
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>>40273214
well, if /reddit/ and /b/ memes like wojack and gymfalcons are being posted, than this /tv/ meme is vastly superior
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>>40273177
>out of hot water
hows it feel living in a 3rd world country?
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>>40273509
I have plenty of hot water, just not enough to take a half hour shower using ONLY hot water
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>>40273482
>he knows where these memes come from
time to get off the internet friendo
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>>40273509
>wasting energy leaving a water heater on 24/7
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