Sup fit bros Last night I woke up two my drunk gf bringing two

note writes 3x1
bottle drinks 4x1
gun raises 1x1

>beer-to-face x max
>Hip thrust into vag x like 4 you fucking pussy lol
>punch wall x 5 min

as many rounds as it takes to make you feel better

>>40271937
Break up x1
Delete everywhere x1
Ignore forever x1

No Failure allowed

>Ex-gf defenestration 1RM

>lift gfs stuff out of your place x F
>text "Hey ____, when I started dating you I didnt realize you were a skank. I'm breaking up with you, please don't text this number again." x 1
>go out drinking with friends and get bar slut poon x F

It doesn't matter if you get "bae forgive me" or a bunch of insults and shit back for the text, it's very important that you don't respond. If she apologizes after being called a skank you walk away with the upper hand. If she sends insults, she wants some kind of reaction so she can keep arguing and insulting you, so not responding will infuriate her more than anything you could say.

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>>40272311
kek

>>40272422
don't send that text lmao

>>40271937

I find that the overhead press cheers me up when I'm got the blues over a young lady!

>>40272513
This.

>>40271937

I'm confused as the how that actually came about. Like you were asleep in her bed and she was still bringing to dudes over?

>>40273148
They double teamed her while I blacked out