>Be in the gym. >Doing 150 pound tricep pull downs. >tri'slookinhuge.mpeg

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>Be in the gym.
>Doing 150 pound tricep pull downs.
>tri'slookinhuge.mpeg
>See the door open.
>Gym rival walks in.
>5'5 king of manlets.
>Triceps like a Greek God.
>This dude is literally 80% triceps, 20% water, and 100% steaming pile of cunt.
>Cardio bunnies call him "The Tri-ceratops".
>I fucking hate this glorified rugrat
>No words to describe my tricep jealousy.
>He waddles past me as I'm on my last rep.
>"Wow anon, keep this up and you might be able to weighted dips"
>I can hear the gym twinks giggling by the squat plugs.
>I cant let this fucker ruin my twink reputation.
>"Dammit Tri-ceratops, you know full well I can out dip you any day!"
>"Please anon, with small triceps like those I bet you couldn't even jerk me off."
>Isthatachallenge.avi
>With the force of at least 150 pounds I tricep pull down his Nike Basketball shorts.
>He is already 100% erect.
>I call him a faggotron and get to work on his manlet donger.
>He is taken back by my incredible agility
>Everyone in the gym is watching as I reach Mach speed.
>His blood and tears are my lubricant.
>"Anon! stop! Please! you don't know what you're doing!"
>It's too late now I can feel his 4" benis throbbing in my hand.
>Canyousmellwhatthecockiscooking.gif
>Tri-ceratops explodes in a volcano of man milk.
>I catch every drop and swallow it whole.
>I gotta meet my protien macros.
>Everyone cheers.
>I spit on him and tell him I'm the head honcho now.
>With tears running down his face Tri-ceratops scurried towards the fire exit and vanished.
>tfw this was two weeks ago.
>tfw havent seen him since.

And that my friends is how I defeated my gym rival