A girl invited me to go outside holy shit Help me. How does

>>40261148
Just bee yourself, except for the sperg part, hide that at all cost.

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>>40261148
Stop right there, criminal scum.

>>40261148
Take care of basic hygenics (bathe, hair, nails, face, ect), and dress casually in comfortable jeans and a t-shirt (no geeky ones, just plain colors or small patterns). Also act normal.

>>40261148
>18
Dude, bite the normie bulltet now.

>>40261148
What they said, also don't speak in internet talk. Be normal.

>>40261148
>she might have a couple of friends with her.

They're going to be silently judging you the whole time then laugh at what a sperg you were amongst themselves.

Never let yourself get outnumbered, if she has more than 2 people with her, run away.

>>40261181
I fear this you motherfucker. I fear they will also find out I have no friends and stay at home all day.

when you first see her in sight in the horizon you have to run to her with your hands behind your back if you just walk to her while shes looking at you walk to her it will seem awkward

>>40261188
This
Girls friends are your worst enemies, they will cockblock you, insult you and be an overall dick to you.
You should have a guy friend along to distract the girls friends if you want to get her alone AND you want someone to talk to if it goes to shit (girl just ignoring you and spending time with her friends)

>>40261213
>implying I have any friends

>>40261189
Nigger, how the hell did you get a qt to take interest in you despite being a shut-in with no prospects?

>>40261148
First of all, just assume that you won't get with this girl because you probably won't. Just focus on learning as much as possible so that the next time you might have a clue. Rinse and repeat until you're a chad.

>>40261223
Nigger i never said you had friends, i said you need friends
how the fuck did a qt ever take an interest in you if you cant even read

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OP here.

Responded to her 2 hours later "when" thinking it was going to be tomorrow

She responds "too late"

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK MAN. IS GOD PLAYING GAMES WITH ME FUCK THIS SHIT

>>40261868
Its what you deserve for sperging out and asking strangers on a Mongolian basket weaving forum for 2 hours rather than transitioning into alpha mode and going out with a girl. Try for another time but don't sound desperate.

>>40261868
All right so this is a slight left turn but nothing we can't salvage.

Write something to the effect of "look I didn't mean to break your heart but I got caught up with something important. I'll make it up to you though because we're hanging out on <enter day here>"

>>40261966
oh and please write it in a funny/charming way. You didn't *really* break her heart (it pains me to explain this but I'll assume you're so much of a sperg that you wouldn't know) obviously so have some humor about it. Basically you want to joke, tell her you were busy (conveys importance) and then plan your next meeting for her (conveys leadership/dominance).

This sounds really cringe, and it's even more cringy to write, but it's how it works.

>>40261148
How the fuck is this relevant to fitness you retard?

>>40261966
>>40261993
Fuck all this, just write "alright, another time then".

>>40261213
This. Girls will always spend more time with their friends than a guy they may claim to like.

>>40261966
>>40261993
this is good advice

>>40262066
no because
a.) That sounds kinda passive-aggressive and
b.) You're not being in charge

>>40261993
autism the post

>>40262124
>That sounds kinda passive-aggressive
No it doesn't. That's you projecting what I said in a negative tone because I didn't like your suggestion. Besides he can just add a winking emoticon, girls love that shit.

>You're not being in charge
What, have you been reading MGTOW posts about how you have to make all the decisions and always tell her what you're doing?

Jus b urself :^)

>>40262014
This.
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