dumb bitch gym stories >show up to the gym 7am, nobody here

yeah i have one

>actual retard made up a story in the OP
>two gook teens probably caught him staring and gave him a dirty look

>>40257907
lol u and ur fucking gym autists making fun of little girls how sick r u

>>40257927
this is 100% real story and i think afterwards i saw them go into one of the dyel classes where u do kettlebell swings and listen to poofta music.

>>40257907
sounds like everyone who was at that gym at that time was retarded

>>40257970
im not retarded wtf. i just dont understand how they have the confidence to talk so much shit when they dont even lift, probably because they are with a friend trying to show off who knows. but when they both get humiliated together they just walk off without saying a word

>>40257907
> gym regular
Is he your gay buddy?

Get a load of this insecure little bitch.
Lmao2pl8

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>>40257992
cross eyed gym weird cunt detected

>>40257907
>Someone calling you weak as fuck when they can't even lift the weight you lift
Something doesn't add up.

> making up a story where you make yourself look like a turbo autist

I just don't understand

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OP doesn't known this was recorded. Pic related.

>>40257907
> "lol weak af"
> "this is 100kg, the bar is 20"
> "oh ok we dont care"

you can tell this is a real story from the believable dialogue

>>40257907
>Justifying your lifts to some nobody bitches

Its pretty pathetic that you let yourself get rattled by two low class wenches so much so that you had to get them back as well as post on here to show your discontent.

>>40257992
>i just dont understand how they have the confidence to talk so much shit when they dont even lift

Because they are teenage girls, they far from following any logic. Maybe they thought that you're weak not compared to them but compared to other mem.

>>40257907

>>40259084
/thread/ they're just gooks OP

should've fucked them dude,

>>40257907
>>i turn my head and say "this is 100kg, the bar is 20"
and this insecurity is why you don't have a gf.

>>40257907
And everyone in the gym stood up and clapped.

>>40257907
I got one
>first time benching back when i was In hs
>9th grade, couldn't even bench the bar
That put some perspective in my "tough guy"eyes

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A muscle head yelled at me first time I went to the gym. Apparently I was using his dumbells, even though they were on the floor and belonged to the gym.

things that never happened: greentext edition

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http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/mabtw-at-the-gym/

This is all you need

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>>40259856

>>40257992
I find confidence isn't really related to anything. I see people everyday without looks, smarts, height, money etc. who are confident as FUCK. It does bother me because I'm not that confident.

>>40259041
story behind this gif?

>>40259893
Kek. If i had a dollar for the number of times a month I see chicks doing ridiculous lifts with terrible form I'd have a free membership. The toys thing killed me.

>>40259893
Go to bed Dick

Wow so how's it feel to be completely retarded, OP?

>>40259995
>he doesn't listen to the dick show

Just cut off your own ball already

>>40259901
Truth

>>40259893
*rides up on white horse*
*raises white helmet visor*
Holy fuck this is unfunny

>>40259910
It's the intro to a porn scene

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>>40260411
Ayy

>>40259118
yeh but i was doing 10x10 and even then, ive never seen them in the gym before they were acting like complete noobs so i dont know how they would know what every other guy in the gym squats

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>>40257907
>"this is 100kg, the bar is 20"
>he ACTUALLY counts the bar

fucking lol OP, you made my day

>qt asian grills flirting with you
>its 100kg and its volume day hurr durr
>muh pride
>muh ego

>>40257907
>100 kg
my 14 year old brother squats that

>>40257907
you should listen to them, if teenage gook girls think you're weak you're pretty fucking weak dude

>>40263437
they were ugly af retard.

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>>40257907

>2pl8
>doing 10x10

Lmao

>>40263786
Kys

>>40257907
>yeh u try 10x10 with 2pl8 bitch
What if I dont want knee problems?

>>40265188
>Lifting with legs not back

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>guy shows up to the gym
>does a strength training program
He doesn't know it, but we all have a running on when/if he will lose his virginity.

>>40265481
>Frogposting
>Kys self

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>>40265494
OP hanging on by a thread

>>40265494
>kys self
>self

>>40263501
For 10 sets of 10? Nah. You're obviously a dyel.

>>40265494
hello gym bitch.

>>40262357
it best not be

>>40265575
>thatsthejoke.jpeg

>>40263579
Then why the fuck does it matter?

>>40257907
>"Uh I'm doing a 10x10 program ladies perhaps you've heard of Bulgarian heavy volume training...heh I thought not
>*pulls down pants* check the definition and size of my quadriceps muscles, they are far and above superior to yours even correcting for the fact that women have 30% weaker quadriceps muscles than men
>now if you'll excuse me ladies my designated rest period is over and I have to get back to the rack *tips fedora*"
You need to be an alpha male not a beta loser.

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>>40257907
>being this autistic

i thought it was a myth

>>40265801
Drink a glass of kys

>>40259826
>couldn't even bench the bar
You mustve been literal auschwitz mode

>>40259893
Most fedora thing I've ever read

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>>40257907

just go back to /b/ please lil guy.

>>40257992
theyre literally teenagers you retard

all kids that age act stupid and yet you're a fucking adult stooping so low as to actually get this pissy over something like that

>>40266481
its satire so you cant criticise it

>>40257907
>be me, squatting
>35 year old balding manlet on roids comes in
>starts off with curls
>goes to grab ez curl bar
>weights fall off because the clip wasnt tightened
>has an actual tantrum, throws a weight clip denting the wall
>sees me staring at him in the hole of a 3pl8 squat
>looks ashamed goes to get water
>didn't see him after that, i like to think that he left.

>>40259893
>A woman who was 20 pounds overweight once told me she was worried about working out because she didn’t want to get ‘too bulky.’ I told her it was too late for that and she took that as a compliment. Touche, madam. Touche.

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>>40262065
I think I peed a lil Anon