>you go hiking in the woods
>when suddenly you meet this guy heckling your gains
>"you will never be as effay as me, stupid meathead!"
...your reaction?
>>40251337
your perceptions of life are faulty and you probably don't understand what you're doing to yourself or those you associate with, let alone all of humanity.
>>40251337
what the fuck is this shit? fucking androgynous elfcore?
>>40251337
i use this thing
>>40251337
too bad there's no hunter orange...
>>40251337
Glad he remembered the secret code for the gay hookup
>>40251394
>Using flames
>A default spell every character gets
>Not smashing him with your exquisite orcish Warhammer you hand crafted in dushnik yal
>Never gonna make it.
>>40251337
bend him over and destroy his pussy
>>40251337
>*teleport behind him*
Pssh
>>40251418
i mean i could, but i dont want to bruise the meat
anything for gains
>implying /fa/ goes innawoods
Be real, that little fag has probably been wandering around there for 3 days struggling to find something to eat that won't make him shit water
>>40251416
>>40251429
That sounds gross.
>>40251337
Man, my ex used to wear socks like that when we would fuck, I am going to plow this girl with a pair of them later this weekend and she agreeded to wear them bros I am so happy
>>40251337
Dunno, OP.
On the one hand, I want to point out to him that he looks like Cousin It's twink brother who got dishonorably discharged for losing his uniform and stealing laundry-day outfits from his sister, grandmother, and dog.
On the other hand, I kinda want to fuck him.
>>40251446
>shit water
Fuck you for reminding me of that
>>40251337
bend him over a log. I wont even kiss him.
>>40251337
I could literally rape you right now
destroy his bp
>>40251429
>
>>40251470
>>40251530
Why do I now think this way... when I havent left humanity behind yet?
>>40251582
high test. if you are already pretty high on test and start lifting you stop caring to what the hole is attached to as long as it has some sort of femininity to it
>>40251337
I stuff him into a tree.
For nature, since he eats plants.
>>40251416