What is the best aesthetics routine for natties? Pic completely

>>40240662
that 1 meter globe with toothpick arms and legs next to Jeb! has to be photoshopped

>>40240662
Melania looks like a trans, there i said it

Is that really jeb's wife?

>>40241103
I think so.
Man, either that's one of those wealthy/powerful people having an arranged marriage kind of deal, she used to be a fire piece of ass back in the day and he's loyal/can't leave her for public image sake, or she's his beard.

What the fuck, Jeb.
I had to google it beause I didn't believe that pic was true.

>>40241127
Far from it:
>jeb meets her while on extracurricular school trip to Mexico
>she's poor and being raised by a single mother in Mexico
>they get married in 4 years, while Jeb is still in school
>wedding ceremony is Catholic (Jeb was a protestant, converted like 20 years later)
>wedding ceremony is in Spanish (because she didn't know English then)

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>>40241401
she looks like mike wazowski

>>40240662
I'm doing PHAT while I bulk and I've done PPL, both work good for me but you're going to have to use your brain a little for when to take a week off/easy.

>>40241431
Holy fucking kek

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How to destroy your genes

>>40240662
Relevant video
https://youtu.be/yViS2QEzPLY

>>40241574
>tfw they call her mama but call you jeb

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>>40241574
further evidence hybrids are destined to fail.

mix at your peril.

>>40240662
>Columba Bush looks like THAT?

>>40241401
Seems like a down to Earth nigga

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>>40243725
oh no you dont!

***patiently awaiting the ensuing shoops***

>>40240676
>not marrying the gains goblin so she can't steal gains for anybody else

we don't deserve Jeb!

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>>40241431