Why haven't you read this book yet, /fit/? Seriously, if

>>40233416
Because I haven't been able to get laid in over a year I have bigger issues.

>>40233646

Get out there and talk to women, you faggot

>>40233416
or you could just, you know, communicate with your partner during sex

>>40233662
I'm trying, believe me, I'm trying. But I'm bad at it.

http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=3E49E1739F7CD34F48A64B3B41F070B0

>>40233416
Do vagina's really look like that?

>>40233722
Yeah those black things are the spider eggs

>>40233416
Because I already have mad pussy eating skills

>>40233416
>this book teaches you how to eat pussy like a king.
I'm not gay, so I'm not interested in eating pussy.

>>40233416
>this book teaches you how to eat pussy like a king

Great, I don't care. I just want to fuck.

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>>40233823
>>40233846
this
checkem

>>40233416
Got lots of on the job training.
Dove right in got deep in the muff and earned that small barely visible scar on the back of my neck.

Damn...who thought 95 pound Asian girls had that kind of thigh strength? But she got all guilty about not being able to make me cum from a bj so...yeah.

Oh and going down on any broad is manwhorish and slutty. Only go down on women you care about or are sure of and only when she's earned it. And the occasional lezbro when you're worried about being rusty at.

In my small bit of experience, if she cums in under 10 minutes, starts speaking retard, or squirts a little bit of pussy juice then you've done a good job on a lezzie.

>tfw no gf

Guys, I think I'm not gonna make it.