>be me >be average roman soldier >Starting Legionaire

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2017-02-01 04:13:00 Post No. 40227582
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:13:00 Post No. 40227582 [Report]

>be me
>be average roman soldier
>Starting Legionaire 5x5
>LOBAD (Loaf Of Bread A Day)
>Cardio: March x Forever, 7 days a week - sequence is AAAAAAA, where A is Marching
>encamp all evening, same as above
>sleep on ground, swear this is killing my gains
>every now and then the Emperor will snap his shit up and I'll actually have to fight someone
>Testudo x F
>just me and hundreds of other plebian dudes
>tfw no qt wench
>sometimes Maximus lets me grease up his thighs and have a go
>wake up at crack of dawn, break camp, march all day again

How're you holding up, /fit/?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:14:45 Post No.40227597
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>tfw have no knowledge of Roman military yet still need to shitpost

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:15:09 Post No.40227600
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>tfw Visigoth
*sacks your city*
*rapes your crush*
How can romefags even compete?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:22:03 Post No.40227669
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can't stand this cunt

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:24:37 Post No.40227686
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:24:37 Post No.40227686 [Report]

>>40227600
by conquering the shit out of gaul for centuries
We have Julius Caesar m80

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:25:45 Post No.40227698
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:25:45 Post No.40227698 [Report]

>>40227669
this is the kind of posts I come here for to be honest
TOP quality

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:35:50 Post No.40227783
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>>40227582
>Marching for the glory of Rome
>SOL INVICTUS
>Sack another Gaul village in the name of Ceasar
>Spot a qt from afar
>Work up some courage and stammer out "I-I h-have a large pilum for to exam...ha...hehe"
>Garum begins spilling out of my lorica segmentata
>Burst into dulcia

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:43:42 Post No.40227842
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:43:42 Post No.40227842 [Report]

>>40227783
MY FLANKS

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:45:30 Post No.40227857
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:45:30 Post No.40227857 [Report]

>>40227783

top kek.

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:49:53 Post No.40228391
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:49:53 Post No.40228391 [Report]

>>40227582
>implying LOBAD isn't a meme

Anonymous 2017-02-01 06:08:48 Post No.40228565
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>Sequence is AAAAAAA, where A is Marching

Well done. Laughed op

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