What the hell kind of such am I getting /fit/?
>Coughing hard wheezing chest coughs that make my head pulse in pain.
>Bending over to reach for something makes my head feel like it's going to explode
>Dry as fuck throat, always feel the need to clear stuff throat.
>Woke up to hit the bathroom really early for whatever reason. My bowels told me go RIGHT NOW or shit the bed. (This Never happens to me)
>I sleep in nothing but boxers and as I'm on the bowl I couldn't stop shivering. Was doing so hard enough to make my teeth chatter.
>Was shivering so bad, standing from the bowl felt like the last rep of a stupidly heavy set.
>Back in bed under 3 of my heaviest blankets and inside of my mummy tomb sleeping bag I took out of storage
>Fingers and hands shaking hard enough to break the zipper of the bag that held my tomb
>It's been 30 minutes and the shivers are just receding now.
>House is about 55 degrees right now
TL,DR
OP is literally shaking. WTF is wrong with me? Would appreciate incite. Never had this before.
>>40226554
Flu
>>40226554
It's called a fever?
>>40226554
Hahahaha you autist you have the fever get some antibiotics and chill the fuck out
>>40226568
>>40226566
I'm assuming it's completely possible to have a fever and flu simultaneously? If so, it would explain why I've never had this whole experience before. Or not nearly as bad as symptoms at least.
Robitussin+cough drops will do the trick?
>>40226597
Gotta go to work. No time for Dr today. Probably won't get appointment until this weekend anyway.
>>40226613
Call in sick you mong