>what did you say about Onnit™ AlphaBrain and Primal

>>40222947
I said that it's even worse than your stupid podcast

Not as bad as your comedy career though, you can't tell jokes for shit

>>40222947
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>40222947
ISOLATION TANKS
LOL

>>40222947
I said he's a manlet bro scientist who feels threatened by anyone more intelligent than him (which, as we know, is 99 percent of the guests he has on his show).

>>40223171
>feels threatened by anyone more intelligent than him
>Talks to people more intelligent than him

Nigga that's a virtue regardless of how smart you are or how weird you feel while you do it.

You can doubt me all you guys want but I tried Alpha Brain because of the return policy and that shit works. It increased my focus and mental acuity. It unfortunately makes me really uncomfortable around other people so I rarely take it.

>>40223058
Rogan's last Netflix special was good though

Haha le hate Rogan may may

Can we get a Mike P thread next with 10 replies max?

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOMTECH
>KRILL & MCT OIL
>PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KgCml_30Cs <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

>Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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Tower seven

So many people salty about Rogan, lol.

Joe Rogan is my spirit animal and i don't buy any of his shit. because i dont buy anything. Its okay for him to be a guru and a shill.

>>40222947
God I love this man

>>40222947
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
you cannot fuck with bears,I am telling you man. I was reading this article about how you can actually cure cancer by taking raw DMT into your spine. You just spray on stem cells and your perfecting fine because your hypothalamusl gland- jaime could you get that article up? yeah but its because your apocrine glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go *looks over at the screen* look at that... yeah that chimp must be? 400? jesus those will tear you to shreds. We're evolving and the secret is mushrooms, yoga and marijuana, it has all these really good properties. how DARE you! how DARE you.

>>40228511
It's like I'm reading a transcript.

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>>40228511