/fit/ cringe thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viQ nHOXyqEg

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>>40213555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTtG5gi_tWk

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>>40213555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TUnfZdefxs

>>40213555
His hair looks like a lesbian womans from the 90's, and his eye brows, what even.

>>40213555
does actually nobody have the jeff seid baking cookies video?

that's crazy depressing

any 1 ha ve the vid of where the guy is doing a deadlift form check and the guys in the background are doing silly stuff??

>>40213608
i know, it's fucking incredible nobody ever saved a copy

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>>40213576
The fuck?

>>40213570
It gets hot as fuck at festivals, everyone takes their shirts off by the end, I hate this meme

>>40213863
>Bell's whiskey
>dropped
If that negro can afford a decent cigar, he shouldn't be drinking blended non-Scotch or Irish whiskey, fucking degenerate.

>>40213576
This is just a guy having fun, nothing cringe about it

>>40213585

this guy never fails to crack me up

>>40213566

Love this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

Just try to listen to it.

>>40213555
why does /fit/ hates crossfit ?

>>40213570
Is the first faggot in this video the "kingdom hearts shoes" meme??

>>40213946
because its shit

>>40213946
>>40213979

nvm, i finished watched the video. Fuckin cringed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bp16H4rSLw

motivating as fuck

>>40213585
just jump further why you need weights for bounds tho ?

>>40214003
Skelly arms?
Check
Gay ass Haircut?
Check?
Some trap pseudo motivational beat?
Check

>>40214003
jesus
is this bait?

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>>40214003
I'm dying what the fuck

>>40214003
holy fuck this is pure delusion

was he even squatting/benching 1 plate?

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>>40214003
TOP FUCKING KEK

I could bench this guy

>>40213570
For the life of me, I can't understand the appeal of clubs, parties, raves, etc.

>>40214003
>skyline owners

>>40213565
wtf they would be perfect for gay amateur porn. too bad they are not czech

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>>40214392

t.DYEL

>>40214003
delusional

>>40213946

For a very, very long time it was a marketing meme led by a fat guy that attracted and encouraged a lot of really stupid people to do really stupid things. Over time the natural course of things have weeded out a lot of the real numbnuts and brought some attention to the few "coaches" who actually know their shit so it's slowly getting better, but its still mostly a marketing meme led by a fat guy.

>>40213576
That looks pretty fun

>>40214003
>Himmler haircut
Not saying I'd break his nose but I'd get the nose breaker ready

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>>40213571

this one always gets me

>>40214003
God I want to punch him so hard

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>On accutane
>Finishing my workout but my lips are dry as fuck, can barely open my mouth because the sides are cut
>Have some vaseline in car
>Ohwell.jpg
>Walking by front desk
>Want to say "Have a good afternoon"
>"Have a goo- f-f"
>fucking lips aren't letting me speak
>decide to change it mid sentence and start over
>"goo- goo- aft-"
>scoff and rub my mouth
>person at front desk is looking at me wide-eyed
>mfw walking to my car

Haven't seen the guy at the front desk again, maybe he thought I cursed him in some pagan language. Kek.

>>40213555
>le cookies are ready was 4 years ago

End it all

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>>40214003

>>40216638
>GOO FUH FUH!
>GOO GOO AFT!
well fuck this job I'm not getting murdered by some autist who can't talk besides screaming LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYYY during his workouts.

>>40213585
WITNESS ME

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>>40214358
>1.78m
>60kg
>BMI just under 19
>I'm fucking Zyzz brah.

>>40214003
I haven't seen anything this funny on /fit/ for a while.

>>40213946
i used to do it, my coach was a bro and I learned to lift there, but I left because I just wanted to lift and not have to do 50 burpees, 100 pushups and 200 wall ball bullshit any more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtkFbWzyn0g

>>40216800
end ruined it SO hard

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>>40213555
1/3

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>>40216928
2/3

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>>40216928
>>40216934
3/3

>>40216928
>>40216934
>>40216940
>average/fit/izen.png

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>>40214003

This is the funniest post on /fit/ I have seen in the the past 3 or 4 years.

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>>40214003
whyyy the fuck does he wear a belt for squatting that kek

>>40216940
Please give me more, my sides are about to leave orbit

>>40213585
>>40213581
tfw I only came here to naudipost

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>>40216934
>>40216940
>cut as a thanksgiving turkey
>if you asked to see me naked you would see a hero
>mfw

>>40213555
wait, when he said that he deadlifted 560 pounds, did he mean 560 pounds on the bar, because thats pretty impressive imo

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>>40216703
just saw this film yesterday

>>40213571
this dude has played too much Pitfall

>>40217136
as apposed to what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri5Gjb_deR8

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>>40214003
holy fuck the cringe and the way he walks around thinking he is hot shit, traditional skelly manlet

>>40217204
80lbs 7 times lmao

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>>40217256
>that fucking dude in the background

>>40217256
>>40217294
>that instant transition from grin to holy shit face once she starts unloading.
top kek

>>40217256
>201X
>not using a pee plug
fucking dyels

>>40217243
what's up with these guys, why so much autism

>>40216940
>tfw used to act like this unironically

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>want to go see Disney's Chimpazee in theaters
>no friends to see it
>decide I'll show up to the theater in a gorilla costume so people will think I'm funny and not a weirdo or something
>go to my attic to get my old gorilla costume
>a beam of light shines upon it as if it were meant to be
>brush off the cob webs and decrepit cat turds
>go to put it on
>it's a little small only reaching to about my elbows and knees but I'm already too committed to quit now
>mom drives me to the theater
>no words are spoken just the occasion giggle from me in the passenger seat
>walk into the lobby of the theater on knuckles like a gorilla walks
>my entrance noticeably startles the qt cashier but then just turns into a blank gaze
>"one ticket for chimpanzee"
>"yeah alright anything else, sir?"
>"do you think I'll see my cousin bobo the chimp in this?"
>"Uh I don't know maybe?"
>"he he...do gorillas get in free?"
>"..."
>"Do...do you get if? Cause I'm seeing Chimpanzee."
>"But your a gorilla."
>"...that's right."
>pause
>"would you like anything else, sir?"
>"uh...do you have bananas?"
>she gives me a blank stare
>long silence
>when I get nervous I get gassy so a fart breaks the silence. I don't know if she heard it or not.
>"Enjoy your film, sir."
>didn't get one laugh must be a tough crowd
>walk into the theater in bewilderment
>sit down too embarassed to even pay attention to the film
>fat kid behind me keeps throwing swedish fish in my fur
>40 minutes in get up and throw his box of swedish fish across the theater
>run to the lobby and wait for my mom to pick me up

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>>40214003
what the fuck

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>>40213581
https://youtu.be/tAAAbwEtZRo?t=1m28s
It's real

>>40213555
Can someone please give context on cookies?

>>40218170
Jeff made health cookies or something, scooby made a parody of it, Jeff pays someone to dox scooby causing him to leave fit, Jeff is a babyface faggot who should go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

>>40217256
Is this really sparrow?

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>>40216940
>if you asked to see me naked you would see a hero
God bless this poor autist

>>40213571
Laffin harder than I should be.

>>40213870
So?
You don't take your shirt off, it's impolite. You don't want to rub against some dude's sweaty body. You want at least fabric of his clothes to seperate you from it.

>>40218099
gym is either his own or this guy got permanently banned i hope? anyway this shit got my sides leaving earth

>>40216934
>cut
>thanksgiving turkey

>>40216697
You don't fuckin understand how hard you made me laugh with that post

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>>40219275
He probably got back and shoot everyone, including owner.
Just like he did with all these schools.

>>40214003
dear fucking lord

>>40214003
thank you for this ammo

>>40213585
This guy is mentally challenged. He has to be, because he does so much stupid shit its hilarious.
The whole of the physiotherapy comunity laughs at this guy who thinks functional patterns actually does something.

>>40213581
This gives me the explosiveness and functional strength to catch my phone after dropping it

>>40213565
>babyfacebrah having a 31 inch waist
lol nope

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That's how you become a winner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LquOATN4COs

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Powerlifters are just pure unintentional cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_LQtc0ALQ

>>40217054
Context is he was mad about picking up a 70lbs trash bag at work and then went into that autistic rant

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>>40217938
Good grief!

>>40213946
1. it's cardio
2. it's dangerous
3. it's expensive
4. crossfags are arrogant

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>>40214003
>us r diffrent
nice car though

>>40213571
>not doing the triceps shuffle
not gonna make it.

>>40214003
It's dead. Mirror?

>>40220150
Working for me, might be country locked?
>t. American poster

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>>40216928
>>40216934
>>40216940
This hurt to read, but please: more.

>>40220035
Piss off Nakazato, it's a R34

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>>40216928
>>40216934
>>40216940

>>40223387
Aw yeah diaper squats

>>40214003
>Low budget guy trying to make it
>Skinny as fuck but pretty good upper body for a 90 pound guy

It's not that bad guys..

>2:01
>Squats like 115 with a belt
>shit form
>Like skin tight pants with a huge phone in it that is pressing on leg and phone DURING squat


I mean, he is trying but fuck eat a sandwich.
Dude, can bench more then he can squat BTW.

>>40213571
>>40213581
Isn't this just throwing all your weight into it and not really working the muscle?

>>40213608
It's so frustrating. I always come to le cookies threads with the hope to see it, but it never happens.

>>40218333
>Jeff pays someone to dox scooby causing him to leave fit
First time hearing a connecction zwischen scoobys dox and Jeff lol

>>40219510

Some are. The Brandon Lilly nut huggers are the ones like that. My gym is full of powerlifters and legit none of us take shit seriously. got a guy in there squatted 905 the other day and he takes it the least seriously. We all know its just a hobby and will never ever lead to anything more than that.

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>>40214003
Kek

>>40219275
>>40219359

it's from adult swim you pieces of shit

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>>40214003

>>40223387
Alan Thrall?

How come nobody post the
LEAN
MUSCLE
STUD
anymore?
He's more aesthetic than 90% of /fit/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPu3L13PkM

>>40224869

>did gay porn to

damn, he has it all

>>40214003
This actually motivated me no joke

>>40214003
how do people get this way

>>40214003

People who don't realize this is satire are fucking stupid.

>>40225134
The only way this is motivating is motivating me to never end up like that guy

>>40225311
his whole channel is fucking retarded my dude

>>40214003
is he wearing a Faze Clan hoodie?

>>40213570

Fuark brah those lebo sluts are hot, where do I find some

>>40217243
ohp lmao1rock