>tfw gym buddy came out to me and wanted to hookup last night

>>40199127
electrocute him

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pound his sweet, gainzpussy anon. Come on, you should experiment with your feelings atleast once.

Just give it a try and see if you like it

If you're a top, it's only kinda gay

>>40199127

Power bottom him then say no homo afterwards and ur good brah. No homo.

suck his dick but just say no homo every now and then so there's no confusion

>>40199127
Jerk him off while you lick his butthole.
Only faggots suck dick.

Give them a couple days. If they stop going to the gym, they weren't interested in being your friend. Pick a new gym partner, inform them of this homo and his homo-ways, and when the two of you are equal to one gargantuan bodybuilder whacked out on 'roids, beat his gay ass into a straight line.

>having to think about it

You're a little bi duder

>>40199127
Mike Pence is unironically homosex

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>>40199127

Get a blowie. Just keep your eyes shut. That way it's no homo.

>Bonus points for snowballing.

>>40199127
gave up free protein not gonna make it.

>>40199127
apply clamps pump the amps

>>40199149
remember to keep it below 1 Amperes

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Tell him about some shocking tales you've heard about butt pirates

>>40199127
Lynch him obviously

>>40199127
Become bisexual and steal his gains by sucking his dick

It's the only way to get revenge, anon

Kill/impeach trump. Pence president. Government funded shock therapy. Go on double dates.