>go to chad
>redguards everywhere
>lifting lmao8rocks
>see child soldier
>arrests me for insufficient gains
>takes me to the Village Chief
>his name is chad
>not related to the countrys name, just a coincidence
>child soldiers name also chad
>kinda looks like a chad-to-be
>actually everyones name is chad
>huge coincidence
>friends get roasted over the fire and consumed for their gains
>i am sent back to tell the tale
>>40188616
IN THE LAND OF GAINZ
>>40188638
THERE WAS A MAN
NO NATIVE
FOREIGN
AND FULL OF DREAD
TRY AS HE MIGHT TO BUY A BITE
HE FOUND
YES HE FOUND
THERE WAS NO BREAD
IN THE LAND OF GAINZ
NAMED CHAD
ALL THERE LIFT
AND LIFT LIKE MAD
MUSCLES EVERY WHERE
WHAT WAS THAT, A BEAR?
NO A MAN
AND NATTY THAT
EVERYONE IS BUILT LIKE SHAQ
IN THE LAND OF GAINZ
what tunes are these memes? can i get a link?
>>40188727
I made the tune up in my head.
>vacationing with gf
>layover in Chad
>can't read, everything's in Greek
>gf asks to pick up some snacks while we wait for the flight
>come back with some local cuisine (creatine shake)
>gf is getting spit-roasted by two local Chads
>they high-five and yell, "Pi Kappa Alpha forever!" as they nut inside her
>mfw
>>40188616
>his name is chad
>not related to the countrys name, just a coincidence
kek
>>40188798
(You)
>attempt to stop child soldiers in africa
>touchdown in chad with my bible
>turns out im the biggest beta there
>i get laughed at and flee into nigeria
>i find work on a farm to save up for a plane ticket back
>local warlords make life difficult
>i actually have a return flight back i have to go back to Chad
>too ashamed to go back to Chad