>tfw sold my soul to Lucifer the dark prince and have

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>>40177088
How do I into satanic gains?

>>40177088
Id sell my soul for the secret to finding women who want to fuck or eternal youth
Maybe both but not sick gains because you can just roid to get this, women who want to fuck and eternal youth are something you cant find

>>40177088
Those satanic dubs

I'd sell my soul to be immortal, like Dorian Grey, except without the bullshit weakness

>>40177109
Those are Nazi dubs, you dumb fuck.

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Al you have to do is call him

I'm a Jew so I can't even do that because I have no soul
Life is suffering

>>40179253
But you're already a satan in human form.

>>40179280
It doesn't help with gains unfortunately

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>tfw ginger

I dream about selling my soul. It's like a capitalist's dream. I have something which has no value to me, but has incredible value to someone who can give me awesome powers. That's like the best deal ever made

>>40177088
ah so you are taking creatine

>>40177088
>tfw I have no soul because I am a nihilist
>made sick gainz by prioritizing bio evolutionary lore around my own body and own self with natty test building.

>>40177088
i remember puberty