>apply for job >they call you instead of e-mail you th-that's

>>40172994
Atleast they call you back

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>janitor asks to clear out your locker because they're replacing them
>have to take out 47 pee bottles and put them in your gym bag in a crowded changing room

>apply for $100,000 a year job
>show up to interview
>get a call telling me I got the job
>don't show up
>tell my parents that I got declined the job and cook up some tendies to eat in the basement
I'm not the only one right?

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>>40173063
jesus christ, the autism

>work out an agreement that if I clean the whole gym that will cover my membership
>stealth clean while I train because don't want people to know I clean the plates

Just graduated college. Applied for my dream entry job at a major real estatw firm. They email me saying they are interested and give me a number to call if I have any questions about the position.

I was so nervous and stressed out that I sounded like a steaming pile of sperg poop.