ITT :food that are supposed to be healthy but actually suck

wrong.
/thread

>>40169352
wtf man don't just it that shit straight from the container
combine it with real food

I put that shit on top of my chili tastes fucking great

>>40169352
Nah, it tastes great if you melt it in while scrambling eggs

>I have shit taste, let me passive aggressively shitpost about it and ask others to confirm my shitty bias

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>>40169352
Cottage cheese is good, you stupid fuck.

>>40169352
Cottage cheese is good. Mix it with jam (I like strawberry) and it tastes great. It also nullifies that cottage cheese taste.

Oats

>>40169571
if you have to nullify the taste then it doesnt taste good

Avocados

Too much fat, you'll get a heart attack.

>>40169620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQmkEnPPXyQ

Fruit juice. Most of it has lots of added sugar. Just eat some fruit.

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>>40169352
>>40169543
>>40169596
>>40169620
>Oats, Avocados and Cottage Cheese are bad for you

>>40169640
>Fruit juice is considered healthy

I genuinely can't tell if this thread is really clever satire or you're all flat out retarded

>>40169650
Most people seem to think it is.

>>40169650

It's not even clever.

>>40169650
>I genuinely can't tell if this thread is really clever satire or you're all flat out retarded

Thats 4chan in a nutshell bro

>>40169352
Eggs

Prove me wrong faggots

>>40170340
As little as two eggs a week may increase your chance of prostate cancer by 2X https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3132069/

>>40169352
Baked dry curd cottage cheese is the fucking bomb.

>>40169543
>everyone makes fun of this furry for his parents being mad at him
>he bags a qt
Why do we hate furries again?

>>40170544
2x0=0

Anything dairy and cereal

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>>40172525
that is obviously his sister

pic related

>>40169352
I like cottage cheese.

Chicken, cottage cheese, regular cheese, bacon, hot sauce and crunchy peanut butter is 95% of my diet.

>>40170544
I eat 4 dozen eggs a bro you fucking DYEL.

It's like steroids but natty.

>>40169352
Cottage cheese is good you dumb fuck

chicken

>>40172584
fuck u

actually eats
lifs weights
>not gon make it

Cottage cheese is delicious fuck off

>>40172644
Proofs?

orange juice
apple juice
milk

trail mix
fruit juice
most cereals

>>40170544
Basically every guy that lives long enough gets prostate cancer

>/fit/izens falling for obvious troll

>>40169650
iktf. Don't know why I still come here, it's like Hotel California

>>40172676
You need micros senpai, eat some veggies seeds

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>>40169352
>not posting superior pic

>>40169620
only trans-fats are bad

saturated fats are up for debate but it's known as a fact that moderate consumption of it won't do harm, it's actually healthy.

the rest is safe too

>>40170544
I bet you regret saying that now

https://examine.com/nutrition/are-eggs-healthy/

>>40170544
>Taking breaths will eventually will kill you
RIP </3

Bread esp whole wheat

>>40169352
blending cottage cheese with eggs and scrambling them is amazing.

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>>40173639
>not posting the cropped version

>>40169650
"Suck" is probably meant in the sense of digusting taste. Also the fruit juice poster said it was bad because it has tons of sugar in it, read his post again

>>40169650
There are millions of overweight children because parents think that fruit juice is healthy.

Black people also think that any fruity flavored drink is "juice". For them, Hawaiian punch is "juice", gatorade is "juice, etc. They decide that "juice" is healthy, then that's all they drink.