>when your mother hates that you go to the gym because she

>>40156812
>when you are such a retard you switch narratives mid-sentence

Not a fan of this thread t.bh.

tell her that its not your fault shes old and ugly

>tfw your mother dates a tough-looking sailor who's actually weak and soft in personality
Might kill this loser, tbqh

>>40156812
This desu.

My mom are super duper ultra conservative christian who thinks bodybuilding is the devils attempt to turn me to the gay and basically tries to hinder my every progress at making it

>buy proton powder? Nah son
>you using allowance to buy protein? K ill cut ur allowance in half
>eat too much eggs/meat/protein? K ill throw out high proton food from the fridge
>constantly checks my laptop/phone to see if i have pics of muscular oily men
>mfw she shredded my zyzz posters

>inb4 move out

Last term on HS, will move out during fall for uni this year (yes i am 18 shoo mods)

>>40157030
Rather than fight her on it, tell her you love her and start doing nice shit for her. Then take the money and do what you want.

>>40157030
>mfw she shredded my zyzz posters
>zyzz posters
she's right, you are turning gay

>>40157030
what a fucking retard of a mother you have

>>40157030
Tell her you've decided to give up bodybuilding and want to join the Navy. Preferably submarine duty, so you can spend months together with nothing but men who understand who you are.

>>40157030
>not encrypting your shit
>posters of zyzz

Yeah you're gay, come back when you really are 18