Can I lift away my autism or am I a lost cause? >watching

its okay dude. shit happens. you made a mistake, learn from it, next time take a deep breath, wiggle your toes, and talk to the next one.

if you let this defeat you, then you have lost.

>>40151959
live and learn nigga


start doing shit outside the gym: read books, get dancing lessons, learn a language, play an instrument; get passionate about something, bitches love passion

>>40151959
>end up talking about oatmeal and protein for 10 agonizing minutes
jesus christ dude how would you even get there.

>hey what's your name
>anon. I love oatmeal and protein
>o-okay cool. do you go to school around here?
>yeah. I buy my oatmeal from the grocery store just south of campus. best prices.

this is how i'm imagining it.

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>>40152062

Oh fuck me. I just realized she was asking me out

It's every autist's dream to have a qt ask them out and I couldn't even capitalize on that


>you're pretty fit, do you go to the gym a lot?
>y-yeah, every day
>well anon, i'm trying to get toned abs, but i'm not having any success so far...
>autism kicks in
>lecture her about how these things are made in the kitchen
>tell her about the excel sheets i use to track my progress
>she was probably expecting "yeah, I could show you how. Meet me at the gym tomorrow ;^)"

>>40152197
>>trying to get toned abs

sounds like you took the b8, newfag

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>>40152197
>letting girls know about your excel sheets
pls no anon. she fucking handed that shit to you and you couldn't hide your powerlevel for 5 goddamn minutes. but if one girl approached you that means that you're at least attractive enough for it to happen again at some point.

>>40152197
>tell her about the excel sheets i use to track my progress
Holy kek anon I thought /fit/cel sheets were just a meme

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>>40151959
When will autists learn.

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40151959
>>40152197
jesus son it's because faggots like you that girls don't hit on us

>>40152197
fuck i love this board

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152197

>girl asks for fitness advice
>SHE TOTALLY WANTED TO FUCK ME

>>40151959
that was a good game, eh?

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40151959
>baking is a hobby of mine and I regularly take cookies and shit into work to impress the QTs
>cute African girl is impressed by my skills
>says that she is shit at baking and suggests that I should show her how to make things one day
>"Baking is fairly straightforward. The main thing as a beginner is to have the correct ratios of ingredients in order to achieve a consistent standard of quality. You can do this by using a set of scales rather than relying on a measuring cups and go from there. You don't really need someone to show you how to do it."
>realise my fuck up literally as I start walking away

I think my autism is an example of natural selection at work.

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>>40152908

No. :(

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>>40152197
>talk to her about the excel sheets I use to track my progress
>about the excel sheets I use
>excel sheets

>>40152317
>FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152981

desu i wonder if we should just hire prostitutes


I might be /fit/ now but i'm still a kissless virgin

>>40152197
kfag here


just lol
I came here cause I'm an underweight loser but I don't know if I'm gonna get much help in the long run if I end up like you.

my condolences

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

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>>40152317
Fuck off beta orbiter! I have friends in real life

Guess you learned to not discuss about oat meals with girls. Wtf man.

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40151959
>end up talking about oatmeal and protein for 10 agonizing minutes

As hard as I laughed at this I know I'd do much worse

>>40152197
Kek. I've done the same thing.
> A girl I've ha a crush on for years tells me I should help her work out
> Spill spaghetti
> say "Why? You look fine"
Realized what she was trying to do later and wanted to kill myself. According to a friend, she had tried to hang out with me multiple times before, but I was too autismo to notice.

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40151959
I can't even laugh because a girl just told me she was playing with toys in the bathtub and I thought she meant like a rubber duck and went on and on about old bathtub toys I used to have and she eventually just said "good night"

What the fuck is wrong with me

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40153979
fucking kek

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE!

>at gym foam rolling out muh quads
>usually do my stretching/foam rolling in an isolated cardio room to the side so i don't have to hump the foam roller in the middle of the gym like an autist
>qt goes out of her way to sit next to me and start foam rolling too
>i was just finishing up so i grab my foam roller and head out to the rack
>realize it looks like i left because she sat down
>turn to her and say "I WAS DONE ANYWAY" and quickly walk away

does the ride ever end?

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40151959
The key is to lift enough to reach the point that you become so self-obsessed and narcissistic that females confuse it for genuine disinterest in them and abundance mentality.

It works until they get to know you and realise you're a total loser

>>40152197
>you're pretty fit, do you go to the gym a lot?

No, I'm just a lucky guy.

>>40154645
Kek

I know this may may

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>>40152303

Top Kek

>>40154831
Banana faggot fix it

>>40153979
Jesus

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

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>>40154831
thought i was the only one...

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40152317
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>>40153979
audibly kek'd

>>40151959
If I can give you one advice, it's to get out of /fit/. /fit/ are retards and have a twisted view of the world, with their "alpha" talk and their fake adopted narcissism. If you let stuff from /fit/ carry into your everyday life (excel sheets, holy fuck) you're going to be a loser. Browse /fit/ for the lulz and laugh at retards like yourself, but don't be one.

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>be me in college
>sit next to hot bio student in physics class all semester
>"how do you have time to workout while taking so many hard classes anon??"
>"w-well I guess it just takes discipline"
>near the end of year: "anon, you should come over sometime, we can study for the final together"
>"N-no thanks, I think I already understand the material"