>be on test/deca/hgh
>jack off anywhere between 4-8 times a day
>no girls in site
>randomly match on tinder with a qt
>hit it off, says shes having issues at home right now and wants to come over for the night
>ive already jacked off 5 times so far
>comes over
>is all over me
>social anxiety, virginity all kick in
>takes off my pants
>cant get hard at all
>this goes on for almost an hour, im just laying down limp
>end up just cuddling all night
fuck my life /fit/
>>40149989
did she try to suck you hard?
Stop masturbating.
>Roiding before you lose you virginity
Ishiggydiggy
>>40150028
if i knew in weeks advance i would of stopped
>>40150099
The point is to stop so you're ready for when this opportunities come up, dumbass.
But since you're roiding as a virgin; how does it feel to know that you might have permanently fucked your hormones to the point where you will never experience what it's like to raw dog a girl and cream pie her?
>>40149989
Do you watch porn when you jack it 4-8 times a day?
>tfw tired of stalling on all my lifts
>tfw want to try test but dont know anyone who does it
so is life
>>40149989
>she actually stayed with u after u couldnt get it up and cuddled with u
marry her m8, ull never find another like her lmao.
>>40149989
is this the grill OP? She's hot
but yeah thanks for convincing me not to roid
>>40149989
What ratio of deca to test?
>>40150257
3g test 1g deca
>>40149989
>been incredible horny+bored past couple weeks
>wanking 4-6 times a day
>match with a few qt's when school starts again
>cut down to 2/day
>wank on the morning of a day i have a date
>fuck her 7 times
idk what to tell you bro. don't wank so much.
>>40150300
3 fucking grams of test? what the fuck is wrong with you noobs. not only are you wasting money, youre wasting gear, and most likely damaging your bodys.
ill bet you look like a bloated mess.
>aslo congrats on not losing your virginity
5 times a day? You retarded son
>>40150339
im qualified for nationals but thanks brah
>>40150454
hahahahahahahah. i spit my shake all over my keyboard.
you gonna back up that claim?
>i dont have to prove my wild claims
knew you were full of shit.
>>40149989
Time to end that suffering anon
>>40149989
she sounds nice
>>40150300
>3g test 1g deca
How are you not dead?
>>40150136
Try food.
Can be found at your local grocery stores.
>>40150300
this thread isn't fun anymore because i know you're lying now
>>40150698
Dubs never lie
>>40150138
This desu
>>40149989
It's okay bro, first time I ever got naked with a girl she sucked my erection away and it didnt come back all night.
What works for me when I lose it is just focus on feeling her body. She loves it and it gets your mind off how not hard you are.
Also dont be afraid to jack it for 5-10 seconds right before you fuck her if you feel like you're 90% hard.
>>40150300
also forgot to add I eat 200g of creatine a day
First time with chick couldnt get it up. I blame alcohol. Next time i fucked 1hs and a half without stopping. Cumming was hard - i blame condoms.
just take viagra?
>>40149989
stop wanking you faggot
>>40149989
> Be hormone fueled roid monkey
> Can't get dick hard and fug
When all the memes are real
>>40149989
you are the definition of pathetic.
>>40150099
Stop forever.
>>40150772
but how many sips?
>>40150028
This. If you're going on a date, especially a fucking tinder date you don't jerk off that day and maybe a day or two before. Girls don't care that much if you blow your load right away, and if you blow your load right away and then get hard again and have another go, they're actually impressed.
AND THIS
>>40150098
>>40149989
shoulda got on nofap ya fuckin' mong
>>40150300
>http://www.bodybuildermilk.com/
>check out those 1g of Deca no Bromo or Caber results
>>40150138
>>40150729
Can you read?
>hit it off, says shes having issues at home right now and wants to come over for the night
She only stayed because her step-father did not want to buy a new iPhone for her.
>be me
>injecting 400/week test c tuesdays and Thursday's since dec 1st
>one nut smaller than the other
>sex drive out of this world
>still no strength gains
KILL ME
>>40155623
That doesn't make sense
>>40155643
Yes I know and I don't fucking understand.