>started making a huge bulk dinner
>realize we're out of spaghetti sauce
>ask mom to go get some because she said she was going to the store
>she actually meant she was going to the health food store that sells good meat and vegetables but shit tier things like condiments
>argue with her for 15 minutes
>she storms off to go to the real store and get me a jar of spaghetti sauce
At least I'm getting 1050 calories and 65 grams of proton
>>40148537
U lil jerk you apologize to ur mum when she gets back
>>40148573
I did before she left and after she got back she's still pissed
>>40148728
Better ace the fuck outta them chores, boy. You done her wrong.
>>40148738
Stfu redneck
>>40148746
Guilty conscience
>>40148746
>treating mom like shit
>cursing at strangers
Damn Yankees ain't got a lick of manners
>>40148537
post pics of mum plz
>>40148537
That's not cool for your mom, dude.
>>40148768
I gon' murder my gosh darn husband because he cheat on me with his cousin YEEEEEHAW
>>40148767
>>40148768
>>40148778
Ok then I will apologize again
>>40148795
You're mixing redneck with Ebonics, sir. Please use my dialect correctly.
>>40148797
There's a good boy
>>40148776
>>40148537
>living with your mom
>bitching at her for doing favors for you in a way that's slightly different than what you want
>being a manchild
How do you live with yourself?
make the source yourself, you maroon
>>40148573
Don't apologise, you need to assert dominance