>walk into gym, ready to do some squats >the power cage

Ask how many reps left

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>>40142859
Tell her I need the rack to do legs

>hey do you mind if I squat in THA CAAAAAGE

>>40142859
>hey let me help you
>grab wheel chair and start rocking it back and forth violently
>weeee roller coaster!!!

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>>40142859
>Wait for her to finish using the equipment she got to first, finish my workout, go home and furiously masturbate while thinking of fucking her

Tell her not to skip leg day

>>40142891
Underwood

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>>40142882

sit in her lap and start cuddling

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>>40142859
>that moment when you realize that she can literally curl more than she can squat

>>40142859
shes really cute

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>>40142859
pick her up

>>40142859
Tell her a treadmill just freed up for her. I need to squat

>>40142859
Rub my cock through my basketball shorts until she gets uncomfortable and leaves.

Ask her if you can work in! And then get her digits

>>40142859
Imagine how would be our life together.

>>40142859
>mind if I work in?
>sorry I didn't bring my own chair

>>40142859
There's enough room for me to squat in front of her.

That way, I can mesmerize her with my great ass.

>>40142859
>"excuse me mam, but that's not how you do it"
Then I show her proper form while gently sliding my dick into her oblivious asshole

>>40142889
KEK

Did crossfit went too far?

>>40142859
ask her why sh can't just do dumbell curls

>>40143148
Because she's doing a row. Not a curl.

>>40142992
>Wanting to fuck a girl who is micro machines

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Ask her if she's as retarded in her brains as in her legs for looking like a complete shit doing that.

Does that gym really have their TRX setup on the cage??

>tfw no wheelie gf