They should invent a beverage that is 0 calories and has no bad

>>40126665
Air has calories

Its called water. You FUCKNG mong.

Not sure if bait

>>40126665
Coke zero

>>40126697
Holy shit, you're pretty smart, aren't you

>>40126715
>no bad shit in it

>>40126665

I'm still waiting for a fucking sugar free ice coffee, I love iced coffee but they put retarded amounts of sugar in them.

Even better would be a zero carb iced coffee with almond milk or something but I know asking for that is a whole other thing, I just want milk coffee and maybe a little vanilla extract in a fucking ready to go, easy drink bottle that I can buy from dairys/service stations/ shops.

>>40126810
>sugar free ice coffee

Just make a batch of your own cold brew?

>>40126810
If youre UK based try Jimmy's iced coffee not as sweet as others

>>40126824

I do this because there are no sugar free iced coffees, but so often you haven't preped in advance, you're not based at home and you just want a quick coffee/ don't want to go to a cafe.

>>40126825

Based in New Zealand so no go.

>>40126810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GBx8k0jMpg

make rich proud, breh

>>40126862

I'd put thousands of hours and dollars into developing the business and at best get a couple months of the market to myself then all of the established companies already doing iced coffee will just be like "Oh shit we do those now too" and I'd be BTFO

You can't just jump in a crazily over saturated market like that.

>>40126665
try liquid ice

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>>40126665
>tap water into glass
>squeeze lemon into water
>drink and find bliss
>post results here

>>40127327

enjoy all that fructose friend

>>40126697
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>40127341
Fructose is healthy
Fructose syrup is not

>>40126838
You don't have to prep in advance. Use the Japanese pour over method (fill the container with ice that the coffee drips directly onto. Perfect iced coffee in the same amount of time as a pour over.

Or, just go to a good roaster/shop. Most of the good ones have iced coffee ready, will make it the way I described, or may even have a nitro brew on tap.

>>40127356

Cooling down normally brewed coffee is absolutely not the same thing as cold brew. And you're not getting the point that there are times when you don't want to go into a cafe or barista.

I live in wellington new zealand and we have the highest cafe to person ratio in the world so that's not a problem.

>>40127341
>fearing fruits
Not gonna make it

>>40126838
I just put a kettle on, make the coffee a little bit strong, and then add ice. YMMV but it's working well for me.

>>40126697
Masterbaited

>>40127396
>>40127356
>>40126824


Just to clear things up in this thread, I know how to make coffee and I'm aware that cafes served iced variants, there is a huge difference between these and picking up an iced coffee from a service station, there is a reason why these iced coffees are a thing and why they sell.

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>>40127422
Where do you usually buy your iced coffees?

>>40126665
I bet gosling drinks it, it's called water

>>40126665
Liquid air is a thing. I suggest you try to drink some. It's only -194° C. You'll be fine.

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>>40126665
Don't worry sempai, in six years I'll be able to be liquefy air into a compact state to quench your thirst.
>pic is prototype

>>40127422
lmgtfy cold brew

Tea. Black coffee. Close enough to 0 calories.

>>40128324

are you retarded or trying to be funny?