Any weird gym stories? This just happened to me >finishing

u been trolled son

>>40126588
>the guy that drinks water between sets

>>40126608
>that guy who sucks cocks in the restroom showers between sets
>"I need the protein to get gainz bruh, it's not gay"

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I was a member of a Fitness 19 for awhile

1.
> Had this one Autistic guy. He was about 6ft tall and about 30 years old. Terrible posture and just a doofy look on his face.
> He was in horrible shape even though he was at the gym EVERY TIME I went
> Big belly, chubby face, but lanky and skinny legs and arms
> It's like he lived there
> One day I'm doing an incline walk and he's on the treadmill next to me
> Start to make small talk
> Tells me he goes to a local art college
> Really? Maybe he's an artist savant or something.
> Then says he doesn't actually go to school there, just cleans the dishes for the kitchen.
> He then goes on a few other machines, doing maybe 2 reps each
>As I leave, he begins making this really weird laughing/moaning sound while on a bike

2.
> I see this guy every fucking time I go to that gym
> He ALWAYS talks to me.
> Starts talking about vacuums
> For an entire hour he is talking about vacuums while I'm running
> After I'm done I say "Well that conversation sucked. Get it? Sucked" and grin
> He scowls at me and walks away

3.
> He tries talking to every woman there
> One goes to management and a worker tells him to quit it
> He starts sperging out and says he was just trying to make friends
> Told to calm down or he will have to leave
> Goes over to a chin up bar and grasps the bar
> Doesn't move for like 10 minutes

4.
> One day he's all upset and crying
> Robin Williams had just killed himself
> He's going around to EVERYONE including the people working there
> "WHY DID ROBIN WILLIAMS KILL HIMSELF?!" WHY DID ROBIN WILLIAMS KILL HIMSELF?!"
> He's doing this to every single person
> Starts screaming, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE
> I leave, cancel my membership and join the local YMCA's

>>40126588
People practice form all the time before doing the real thing lad

You thinm he dun goofed but you were the autistic here

>>40126608
What the fuck is this meme? Why wouldn't you drink water between sets?

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>>40126714
> "WHY DID ROBIN WILLIAMS KILL HIMSELF?!" WHY DID ROBIN WILLIAMS KILL HIMSELF?!"
> I leave, cancel my membership and join the local YMCA's

>>40126714
>> After I'm done I say "Well that conversation sucked. Get it? Sucked" and grin
>> He scowls at me and walks away
my sides

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>be hungry skelly
>go to the gym
>finally get my routine down and going to the gym MWF at roughly the same time
>giant middle aged guy who is pretty well built walks in
>not really anyone there
>he starts running back and forth between sets at two different machines
>screaming grunts with each lift
>pretty strange, finish up, and leave
>come back on my next gym day
>there he is again
>running from one wall to the other
>using a machine on one side of the room and then running lifting three plates on the other side
>he does this for twenty minutes, loudly grunting after each lift
>dressed like pic related by all black

Saw a dood in a hoodie three times in a row at the gym doing the most retarded shit.
>squats 10x5 with .5pl8
>leg extension machine 10x100 with 10 lbs
>different leg extension machine supersetted with the first one, similar rep numbers
>shoulder press 10x30 10 lbs
>etc.

No idea what he was trying to do but I'm pretty sure he posts here just based on his obvious autism.

Also, saw some chick deadlifting .5pl8 with straps the other day lol.