>Tfw so poor I lift at Sears and Dick's Sporting Goods

Why not go gym hopping at free apartment gyms? That is what I did during the winter break when my college closed the rec

>>40125677
I've been to one of my friend's but it was complete shit. Might try hotels

Am I alone in this struggle?

>>40125588
The biggest you get the less they bother you.

>>40125747
Hotels have key card entries. In the off-event they don't, hotel gyms are absolute shit.

Why don't you do bodyweight routines if you're so poor? Go to a park and do pullups.

>>40125588
KEK!

>>40125588
>buy/steal clothes that look like the uniforms
>buy/steal nametag and put your name on it
>buy/steal clipboard and paper
>tell the workers you're quality control from regional center and are performing an inspection
>occasionally jot down random shit on the paper
>if they give you shit, act with authority and hold up the clipboard asking for their full name
>if they ask for your supervisor or boss, just make up a name and phone number (write it on the paper first in case you get nervous and forget, but dont make it obvious youre reading from it)
>cycle through stores to make it less conspicuous

just go to a fucking park, do bodyweight shit

I'm trying to befriend some workers so they don't kick me out but they legitimately think I'm harassing them

>>40126638
Because you are harassing them.

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>>40126638
Nigga how much does a gym in your area cost? I could send a bit of money over paypal or something.

Just go to every gym in your area and say you just moved to the area and are seeing which gym is best for you and ask for a free week pass to try it out. Obv go in cycles, hit one gym one week and go to the next one once your free week pass wears off. This is what I did every winter break.

>>40125588
laughing my ass off right now kek

thank you, OP