How can I achieve this mode? btw before anyone mentions his

Hows his bum going?

>>40124695
>>40124923
I bet he can squat a million

>>40124695
Knowing this undisciplined, narcissistic, fat bastard will soon reap his just reward for his gluttony - it puts a smile on my face.

His last thoughts will be regret and shame, if he doesn't choke on his own fat in his sleep, that is

>>40125139
his last though will be about cookies

>>40125329
>not mayonnaise

>>40124986
No, last time he tried sitting down he broke his chair and glutes.

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>>40125444
>breaks his ass from a one foot fall

Just how

>>40125462
Pushing the bones of the human body to their buckling point

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Just remember guys: nothing is ever his fault.

>>40125486
Fuck, meant to post these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374U7z4s9fM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7iTP-HaoFg

>>40124695
Boggie2988 here, today Is the day, I cut off my feet. *Sigh* I know, I've kept it going for longer then it should have. I mean look at them. *Camera pans down to view black stumps*
It's never been my weight, it's just how i've always been with my head

>>40125492
>the comments
Only in america

Achieving balloon mode is actually pretty easy: all you have to do in breathe in a lot of helium.

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>>40126282
Legit triggered, well done my friend.