>Sir, you look so big and strong!! You must work out!!!
>These bullies over there are trying to beat me up...
>.. will you protect me?
How do you react?
give him a noogie, hope its cool looking enouhg that i dont get bullied too
>>40123848
What the fuck
>>40123848
"Show me boipuci"
Hey sure, why don't we go up to my room and chill there for a while?
>>40123848
No fuck off trappy-chan nobody likes you.
>>40123848
>intimidate the bullies to stop
>tell the furry to get his shit together cause I wont be there next time
>leave
>>40123979
>intimidate the bullies to stop
*grabs bully by the throat*
"BACK THE FUCK OFF!!?!?"
>tell the furry to get his shit together cause I wont be there next time
*sheathes katana*
"Do 100 pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and run 10km a day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY."
>leave
*uses chaos control*
>>40124035
I don't even know what chaos control means, but I laughed
>>40124055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fwN_n3N5Ao
>pick up the can and throw it into the trash
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>fap to the fantasy of sweet boipussy
>post story on /fit/
>???
>profit
>>40123848
I'm not a fan of gays, furries, or commies.
you seem like a combination of them all.
>>40123848
Fight the bullies then the kid. Everyone wins.
>>40123848
I fuck the bullies get their numbers and start taking them to the gym with me.
They're so cute.
>>40123848
Tell him he is asking for it
>>40123855
Kek
>>40123855
Keck
Nope. Yiff in hell, furfag.
>>40124035
I actually hate you
>>40123848