>ummm anon, can we talk about something other than the gym,

>>40122751
Dropped

>>40122751
huh? sorry, I was staring at yer tits

Why is she wearing my grandpa's glasses?

NICE GLASSES FAGGOT
WHAT ARE YOU, 98 YEARS OLD?????

>>40122751
>implying you can have an interesting conversation with an average woman

>>40122774
w-what's wrong with those glasses?

>>40122751
What do you mean? Like cardio?

Why are you talking at all bitch? Your mouth is only good for two things: Sucking and swallowing.

lol nice face bitch

>>40122773
>>40122774
I didn't notice she was wearing glasses.

sure we can talk about videogames

Sure, you like Trump?

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>tfw you're on a date with a girl but you forget it's supposed to be a date and you start talking about gay things like her purse or going shopping or this year's fashion trends
They're always super interested and it's a much better convo than anything else boring I can think of, but it's not going to make me straight - they immediately figure out I'm a fucking faggot, it can't be helped.

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>>40122880

>>40123604
Try dating men, you faggot

Alright bitch let's talk about those 80s style aviators and how waspy they make you look.

>>40123604
>Is a genuine faggot
>Dates women
Its harder to find women to date so what the fuck is wrong with you, faggot?
Just go be gay instead, its much easier...

>>40123647
>Sarah Nicole

This kid knows.

>>40123599
This. Makes every pussy wet

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>>40122751
>>ummm anon, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring

ok, your glasses make you look fat and your tits are hanging out and make you look like a whore.

zip your coat up 1 to 2 inches and you will look like a normal fucking person instead of some slut that will hop on any dick in a 10 mile radius.

also put your fucking phone down because you've been staring at it for the past 3 hours.

fuck you for thinking I want to talk about kellens new hair cut and top or what drugs you guys are going to do at the next "dope ass suhskrilliksic rave". I'm going to go home don't try to contact me again because you are fucking toxic and I don't want you in my life

>>40122751
LOL no

I only ever talk about the gym if they bring it up. Most people know jackshit about it and I hate explaining things

>>40123889
Kekd

who the fuck brings up the gym to other people? All it does is make your muscles seem unimpressive.

>>40122751
PROTIP: If your girl is legit dressed like that outside, you should just end it. She is looking for male attention and is very insecure. She knows how disrespectful that shit is.

>>40123670
>>40123651
No we all have to make an effort to change and improve for the better
Mr. Trump's win has inspired me

Then lets talk about you or we can go to my place and discuss what I'm going to do to you for the next few hours on the way.

>>40123604
i always end up talking weird shit with females
now one girl , I kinda liked, thinks Iam a trap

am not, Iam a 100kg guy with beard and everything

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>Tell us more about your routine anon!

>>40124010
I lift big weights and put them back down

what do you do to excercise?
nothing?
oh, I have to get going, it was nice meeting you though. Bye!

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>>40124010
>I do Starting Strength, a strength programm, becasue I want functional strength, not like those posers
>Also I'am bulking, I eat a lot, I could even be persuaded to eat you, my lady

>>40124059
Jej

>>40123889
lmao anon

>>40122751
but who dis girl tho?

Why would you ever talk to people about the gym out of context? especially with someone who doesn't lift?

>>40122751
Pay for your shit and get out.

>>40122751
Why are we drinking overpriced coffee here when I have a Bodum set and a bag of Blue Mountain fresh from Jamaica at my place?

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>>40124354

>>40124354
Hey babe can I come over for coffee? We can talk about gym and stuff

>>40124446
I don't drink coffee because I am 110% natty.

>>40122751
I mean, we can talk about implants if you insist...

>>40122751

listen here you fucking chipmunk cheeked 80's throwback aviator wearing mixed blood mud slut

>>40124513
>being this autistically aggressive

>>40124527

thats the meme dipshit

>>40122751
Ok then, so, y-yeah, im now playing this video game that...

>ummm anon, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring

"do you even lift you fucking dyel?!"

>>40124527
Don't test him anon

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>>40124059
SS- fags BTFO

>>40122751
Holy mama, why don't you zip open your sweater so I can get a better look at your titties babe?

>>40122751
>>ummm anon, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring


Is it weird that a woman's breasts and cleavage don't do anything for me? I find it kind of repulsive.

>>40122751
>ummm anon, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring
Sure. What the fuck is up with that jacket? It's like someone took the top half of Black Widow's costume from the Avengers, dropped it in weak bleach, and gave it to a drunk tailor who decided to put zippers halfway up the sleeves.

Stop smoking drugs when you go clothes shopping, honey

>>40124059
>Also I'am bulking, I eat a lot, I could even be persuaded to eat you, my lady
NOICE
O
I
C
E

>>40125267
I literally cringed after reading that

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>>40124354
>>40124462
I know this is a joke, but I unironically think caffeine is a crutch on the human spirit.

The only person who are allowed to drink caffeine without judgement are SEALs, single-mothers with three jobs, college students RIGHT before a big project, and anyone who needs to stay up for 24 hours.

If you indulge in caffeine on a regular basis, for no reason, you're a FOOL. You're a WILD FUCKING ANIMAL that needs to be PUT DOWN.

>>40124038

she's more athletic than u m8

>>40123889
He knows, theres no way you havent had that exact conversation before

>>40126086
Can someone make this image into a
>I showed you my dick answer me

>>40122751
I'm actually jealous of the shit women wear.
You can literally dress like a cyberpunk / comic book character and not look like a fucking greeb

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>>40124038
Are you trolling or a tremendous newfag?

>>40122751
Would be embarassed to be around a woman with such a bad sense of fashion.
Youre not a pilot.

>>40126167
>muslim
Ew

Your tits are huge

Your tit fly is open, you skank

>>40122773

PEEPAW is FUCKING Stacy and eating the EARLY BIRD SPECIAL while YOU slave away at the GYM

>>40122751
Alright. Would you accept or rejected instrumentality. Our relationship depends on your answer

>>40126086
I found the Mormon.

>>40122751
You wanna suggest something, cause you shot down Warhammer Fantasy Battle too and I'm all out of ideas.

>>40122751
ironic fashion just looks stupid
those fucking glasses

>all these fgts even looking at her face

what are you gay?

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>"Trainings every day" --Sabina

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>>40126086
>"Hey Anon, let's get coffee some time"
>No thanks, I don't do caffeine, you rancid swine. *tip*

>>40122751
Yes let's talk about how you dumb you look when you wear an aviator frame with clear glass.

>>40126235
This comment deserves a kek

>>40124059
audibly laughed

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>>40124059

>have coworker
>only thing i can talk about with him is the gym
>he's a popular normie who parties, has a ton of friends (i have zero friends and spend my free time at home in front of a computer)
h-how can i relate? what else can i talk about with him

plz respond

>>40126159

Correction-- You can dress like a cyberpunk/comic book character if you're thin and attractive. Otherwise you do, in fact, look like a cringy loser.

She's wearing pretty normal stuff, but what really bothers me is how awful it must feel to have the teeth of the zipper on her coat rubbing up against her tits. Cold and jagged-- No thanks.

>>40126167

>i dont see what all the fuss is about
>she's not that pretty

this thread made me realize i have never though about talking about the gym in any of my conversations ive ever had even when im in the gym i dont talk about it

>>40122773
>>40122774
>noticing glasses
H O M O S E X U A L

>>40126167
>boyish face
>boyish body
But the penis is feminine, right?

>>40128220
I have normie friends and I just talk to them about the fucked up porn I just watched, or my hatred of African-Americans, or how I can't wait to get home and get blitzed out of my mind on cocaine while doing cardio.

>>40122751

bitch is tryhard as fuck
total fuccgirl

glasses are retarded. leather jacket w nothing underneath showing tryhard cleavage. chipmunk cheeks needs to lose some body fat %

still bangable but probably self absorbed and would get dropped

>>40126834
You big dumb buffoon; I'd obviously order the lemonade.

>>40122751
yeah dawg, how bout we talk bout lettin them TATTIES OUTT

>>40128480
what do you talk about?

t. socially retarded anon who never has conversations with people

>>40128771
im not any better, usually my go to topic is future, what do you want to do after school

>>40122773
cuz they're cute

>>40124250
Demi rose

I cum everytieme

>>40123960
I know this is probably trolling, but people do do this IRL. It's so fucking selfish, poor woman who ends up with a homo who has no interest in her physically and just had bad sex occasionally to keep up the ruse.

>>40122751
>talking about the gym outside of the gym
>ever

I mean, why? Do you want to sound like you have no other hobbies or interests?

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>>40128528
salty woman detected

>>40130678

It's obvious from my methyltren'd up physique and veins that buldge out of my forehead 2 inches that is the case anyways

>>40122751
So with the new bloodbowl rules.
how opposed are you to the fact that they completely nerfed piling on? now that it requires an actual team re-roll i cant see anybody taking it ever.

also what was the point in giving gutter runners a fucking weeping dagger for no reason.

>>40122751
Do you think Trump was ordained by God Almighty to pull our country back from the brink of catastrophe?

>>40124261
This.

Only acceptable times are when people ask you, or if you have to say "sorry can't going to the gym"

>>40130688
Yeah, but don't you get bored of it? I'm so fucking tired of being asked how much I bench or how to lose weight. Like google that shit and fuck off. I wanna talk about movies, vidya, books, music, etc.

>>40130704
Nice

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>>40126137
best I could do with 2mins

>>40130734
i wouldnt say it's nice.

if you played really long leagues. clawpomb was one of the things to keep elf teams in check. maybe it was a bit strong but they could have nerfed it less hard.

also i think we will house rule the new MVP rules. i like the idea that you have some sort of choice in which of your players receives it. but randomizing between 3 of your choice seems to easy.

>>40123604
Good job mate get rid of those homo tendencies.
A good way to do it is to fap to porn. (yes I know how degenerate it is but you'er already degenerate)
Start with stuff you like and slowly shift towards more feminine guys then to traps then into women.
Basically do the opposite of the whole porn turns you gay thing lots of guys fall into.

>>40124118
JEJ

>>40126235
Here's your (Yo(

>>40126834
>not *sip*

>>40122773
Is your grandpa a pedophile? Those are classic pedo glasses.

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>>40122880
>Why are you talking at all bitch? Your mouth is only good for two things: Sucking and swallowing.

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>>40123960
Keep it up, anon!

You know what'll happen if you don't...

>>40122791
>*average person
Ftfy

>>40126086

Caffeine, when stacked with the right sups, is an effective fat burner you idiot.

Unless of course you're one of those 'tards that automatically assumes caffeine=coffee, in which case, you're a double idiot.

Oh my bad, just realized I'm on /fit/. Carry on.

This seems like a useful thread.

>>40125743
Not weird at all, you want the D, so of course they don't.

>>40123604
post boipucci

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>hi honey, did you set a new PR today?
>Oh it was just volume day, sry anon
>how is your squat coming along?
>is that new russian shark program working?
>i've been cooking food while you did your routine
>wow your traps are calloused from the heavy squats, you must be getting stronger
>I hope this meal has enough proteins for you
>i feel so much more secure after you gained 20 lb, you're so close to that justin guy you showed me on your computer
>let me massage you so you are ready for that skills test you've been talking about for a month

>>40122751
>why did you steal my dead grandfather's glasses, hon?

>>40130687
Funnily enough it's mostly women who find her attractive.
She's a lanky ayy lmao looking ladyboy

>>40123604
>this year's fashion trends
>tfw you go full-on /fa/

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>anon no one cares what your deadlift is, can we just talk about what Kylie Jenner did over the weekend with Tyga?

>>40133673
no. now listen to me talk about squat depth for 2 hours

>>40130678
>talking about football outside of the pitch
>ever
>I mean, why? Do you want to sound like you have no other hobbies or interests?

>>40131865
Yeah, that and that swole javeline thrower chick that women were constantly spamming.

There are women that other women think are attractive(not in a gay way, a this woman is ideally attractive kind of way, although the dykes were creaming themselves over her) and there are women who are actually attractive.

The girl in the pic in question is the former. She can do the model thing and get a bit of recognition and even be an actress.
But she'll never appear in sports illustrated swimsuit issue or ever be seen as a hot piece of ass by the male audience.

>>40130687
Yeah, that pic looks even worse you mongo.

>>40133673
>tattoos
>any knowledge about celebrities lifes
Next

>>40126235
kek'd so hard my dog came over and gave me his toy.

>>40128286
you're a fat woman who wants to wear the tron suit aren't you?

>>40128508
>if you're not thinking about sex and tits at every second of the day you're one of the gays
>t. a 13 year old in the closet

>>40131661
decaf coffee tastes like dirt.

>>40131727
>>I hope this meal has enough proteins for you
you didn't count them?

We need to break up.

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>>40133733
say that on the court fucker not online see what happens

>>40126235
>Peepaw
LMFAO, is this what white people call their grandparents? Still a great post

>>40133953
lmfao why do nonwhites/nonasians murder and rape at a much higher rate while having such a low average IQ haha why do they do that?

>>40133971
>white
>can't stay on topic
checks out

>>40134003
>is this what white people call their grandparents?
the topic was changed into differences between race

You did this

>>40134019
It's a yes or no question. Keep up.

>>40122751
sure, I just finished rereading the Njáls and Laxdæla sagas, we could discuss themes present in both, like the law's failure to constrain violence between families. Or how about whether or not we should abolish corporate income tax and implement taxes on shareholders, including foreign shareholders? How about Dutch Golden Age painters, or Arrow's Impossibility Theorem, or the Venona project and Mccarthyism? Yeah that's what I thought, go back to calling your friends whores on facebook.

>>40133971
haha why do whites kill at a higher rate than asians ? lmfao !!! why dey do dat dho ??

>>40123647
Could someone with Facebook post a screenshot of this guys account now? Would be fun to see how he's grown up

>>40134408
Because we're high test individualists / small group organizers whereas Asians are the Borg, sexless, emotionless, collectivist robots (and I respect that). Whites conquered the entire globe whereas Asians only conquered parts of Eastern Europe once, long, long ago. Europeans invented everything and keep having violent revolutions whereas Asians are prone to more or less peaceful stagnation. Europeans seemed to make more headway for most of recent history, yet if you look at future prospects the Asian strategy might prove more successful after all. Last I checked no mudshits are invading China or Japan unopposed.

>>40124059

Can someone please post the post with so many ' that it's absolutely hilarilous

>>40134475
it's literally because we're on average stupider than asians.

kys for using the same argument as a nigger.

>>40133753
Tattoo's are not so bad, if they're in a place that is constantly covered that is, and if they're not pretentious 2deep4u phrases/designs, memes, names, faces, off-the-counter designs, or shitty tribal.
Tattoos on neck, feet. hands or lower half of forearm tend to be garbage. If they're constantly showing it off or have their clothing adjusted in such a way that you can see it (so you can ask about it), then yeah, also garbage.

>>40134518
>tattoos aren't bad, just most people with tattoos are attention seekers who need you to see them.

hmm

>>40134494
We're not though. There are some mental tasks that Asians are rather shit at, like spatial awareness, and Europeans clearly have more CREATIVE intelligence, however that can be measured.

Your point about niggers makes no sense, niggers never invented anything and never beat Asians at war.

Unless you mean the part about high test, which would be true. Niggers do have higher test, that's why their women look like men.

>>40134530
>Tattoos aren't bad, it's the people who make it a policy to make sure everyone knows they're super special because they got a tattoo

Better?

>>40131727
Sex bots are the best :)

>>40134571
that still leaves a majority of people with tattoos in the "bad" column making it a decent warning sign that if you see tattoos stay away

>>40122751
What are these posts about hypothetical shit women would say?

Got nothing to do with /fit/

>>40134623
autism release valves.

do you know how shitty the fitness advice would be if these threads weren't around?

>>40134591
Only if you're actively expecting them to push their tattoo in your face just so you can ask about it.

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>>40123889