>apply to be prison officer >invited to recruitment assessment

If you can't hold up 15 lbs for a minute then there's something seriously wrong with you.

I found that working in corrections involves just as much if not more mental strength than physical strength. Babysitting adults who range from pedos to insane niggers
for 12 hours a day can take a toll on a man

>t. former corrections worker

>>40121287
Drink two cups of black coffee 10 minutes before the test and a litre of water.
This will boost your blood flow and you will get stronger.

>>40121308
yeah theres something wrong with me I'm 6'1 weigh 55kg (121lb).

I eat 3 meals a day and never skip meals and eat plenty so I've accepted thats just my body type so maybe I should give up.

>>40121337
>t. former corrections officer

What made you crack eventually bud?

>>40121389
try actually tracking your calories its far more likely that you don't eat as much as you think

>>40121406
The long hours and a quarter life crisis. Lasted about half a year

>>40121426
yeah I don't track my calories but I eat until I'm full.

>>40121463
Good, keep stuffing on the bread and cookies Mr. Hardgainer :^)

>>40121463
Eat more
Track your calories for a week and compare to your TDEE and I can almost guarantee you'll realize why you aren't gaining weight

>>40121389
>55 kg prison officer
why even bother, you're not going to get the job

>>40121287
>prison officer

literally why would u want this job?

>>40121389
Why did you even apply

>>40121737
Because he wants to feel powerful but is too sad to even try to be a cop, which is saying something

>>40121737
i wanted a job.

>>40122333
youre going to get rekt if anything goes down. and youre going to make another person risk his safety to save you from some pissed off nigger.

>>40121389
>I eat 3 meals a day and never skip meals and eat plenty so I've accepted thats just my body type so maybe I should give up.

Troll confirmed

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>>40121463
quit crying and start eating prison skelington

>>40122918
ok I bought a gym membership

For the record I do eat the food in the above.

>>40121287
That shit is proving you're not an invalid. If you're not confined to a chair >16 hours a day you're probably alright.

>>40122333
Then go get a job at Subway holy fuck

Why would you want to spend your time amongst fucking degenerates with constant risk to your life&health

>>40123107
>Why would you want to spend your time amongst fucking degenerates
welcome to 4chan buddy

>>40121389
Prison guard? You mean dungeon skelleton right?

The 35kg push-pull machine is going to be harder than you think. I know a 200 pound cop who struggled with that the first time he tried it. It's a simulated struggle, and it's probably going to drag you to the floor, hungry skeleton.

>>40123023
>For the record I do eat the food in the above.
yes but small amounts of it

>>40123107
>Then go get a job at Subway holy fuck
because the pay is shit and 500 other Ahmeds applied for it.