>go to the gym >see a cute blonde 8/10 white girl with

>2017
>still thinking girls actually care about looks

>>40106694
how do you get a body like this? I'm kinda similar except for my abs looking different/not as visible as this

>>40106720
>always skip legs
>work bench 5 days a week
>shrugs the other 2
>put pepe paper mache mask on

>>40106694
Face it, white girls want the spic dick. They are begging to be GUACCED

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>>40107098
>max height of 5'7
>look like this
sure why wouldn't god's most aesthetically gifted females choose anything else?

>go to gym
>see a cute blonde 9/10 girl
>boyfriend is an autistic sperglord with giant legs and no upper body definition
>realize that it's me and my gf in the mirror
>go over to the squat rack for my daily squatz

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>>40106694
>go to the gym
>5 am
>don't see anybody, ever

>>40107098
>"GUACCED"

Even saying that aloud makes me sound like I have Tourette's.

>>40107145
Kek

>>40107098
J-Jeb? I know that you're hurting from seeing Trump in the white house but it's okay buddy, slow and steady right? Jeb 2020? Come on Jeblet it's okay, it's all going to be okay.