>I'm willing you to give you your 7/10 girlfriend, but

I wouldn't even take that deal for a 10/10. What's the fucking point of going to the gym with that kind of gains goblin contract?

Fuck outta here

>>40106662
But if I put in 100% I might end up with a 10/10 or a girl who won't be disappointed by my body in 6 months.

If she bangs daily then it's a deal.

>"We're gonna wait to hear what literally any other shark has to say."

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>Listen, I know you value your gains. Don't listen to this noise over there, here's what I'm gonna give you - I'll give you a 7.5 gf but you have to follow my workout routines and start cardio training.

>>40106703
Cardio? Might as well give up 100% of my gains then, and for just a .5 improvement in beauty. Fuck you Mark. No deal!

>>40106662

SHOO SHOO

>>40106662
>Don't listen to these fools, I will give you a lifetime supply of FUBU workout gear in exchange for 30% equity in your next white girlfriend, on the contingency that I get to BLACK her at my discretion.

>>40106703
Nothing personal Mark but your a tubby fuck. I'm doubting you know anything about a proper routine.

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>>40106662
deal

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>Kevin and Mark couldnt care less about your gains. Here's what I'm willing to do for you. Ill match the 7.5 gf plus ill offer a spot on QVC to advertise your new gains.

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>You entered the room with your left foot, and for this reason, I am out

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let me tell you a story. There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh.

>>40106779
kek

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>>40106779
megakek

>>40106779
Audibly kek'd

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>I'll give you an 8/10 girlfriend but you have to let me be your new gym buddy.

>>40106806

>And stop calling me a manlet

>>40106806
no robert stop trying to make us your friends go back to your immigrant parents

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>>40106779

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>Look anon, I'm only a guest here for about two episodes, I really want to get a deal and I think you have potential. I'll give you 2 7/10 gfs for a one time 80% of your current gains. Take it anon

>>40106737
under8d

>>40106662
deal, 0.4*0=0 nigga

We've got a deal.
>3 months lifting

>>40106806
> I offered you what you wanted, all I wanted was for you to call me bud every once in a while. For that reason I'm out

>>40106662
If I never work out again then I get the better end of that deal

>>40106779
Fuck this ugly bitch
*grabs her by the pussy*

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>>40106662
>7/10 girlfriend
I can get it anytime myself. 9/10 would make me think

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>>40106828
lost

>>40106771
No way, Lori would take at least 40% of your gains.

I wouldn't mind that lazy eye though.

Robert > Kevin > Mark > Jew > Nigger > Ugly grandma

>>40106882
Close, I put Lori before Mark

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>>40106882
> putting based Mark behind Kevin the Jewiest Jew to ever Jew

>>40106940
Kevin is arguably the best and bro tier if he likes your shit.

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>>40106940
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...

take my gains and my parliament kevin

>>40106781
underrated

>>40107048
>not ShillingForHill
She's going to be president soon goy. D-Drumpf will be impeached any day now!

>>40106882
>even having any names on that list aside from Kevin

Pathetic

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This is an excellent thread.

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>>40107069
shes gonna be in a box in a couple months for failing, thats her penance

>>40106771
Deal but only if you are that 7.5 gf

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>>40106662
>Wait one minute, I can offer him 120% gains, any female thot he desires, AND a year of Anavar

>>40107146
She is a solid 9 senpai

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>>40107048

>We don't have gains anymore in this country. We used to make PRs. The world looked up to us. We're going to start lifting again. You're going to have so many gains... Big League... Tremendous gains... So many gains, your going to be tired of gains.

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>>40106779
Damn funny

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>Yuh know, its uh...not fayuh that uh...the 1 puhcent gets to use the free weight at the gym and make gains. I propose that we uh...that we make free weight available for everyone and stop the one puhcent.

Yes, 40% of zero is zero

>>40106828
A harem of two 7/10s in exchange for a one-time 80% of my gains?

Best deal of my life

>>40106662
Heh foolish jew... Take my gains if you will... Why, they mean nothing to me... See I lift for another reason, a purpose if you will, it's quite simple really... the purpose is to... heh... kill my brother Itachi

>>40106779
Fucking kek

>>40106676
>10/10 gf from lifting
>in 6 months

AHAHAHAHAHA I hope you're enjoying your first month of SS.

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>when you take him up on the deal and then stop going to the gym