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hey /fit/ if you're so muscular why aren't you out

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hey /fit/ if you're so muscular why aren't you out on a Saturday night talking to women?
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Because I am a woman.

Also: kill yourselves trannies, you'll never have a clit :^]
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>>40103707
Because im actually still fat, feelsbadman.jpg
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>>40103707
Its cold and I don't have money.

Also NFL championship games tomorrow ho leee fuggg
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>>40103707
In central time zone. I'm just killing time until I go out to a house party. Why are you on /fit/?
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>>40103707
Because I'm a fucking wage slave
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>>40103726
L

O O

N N N

D D D D

O O O O O

N N N N N N
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>>40103707
Because it's cold AF and I need to save money right now
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my blonde norwegion gf is sucking me off right now under my desk. shit is $$ as fuck come at me gymcel LOSERS!
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>>40103707
it's sunday arvo where I am
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>>40103707
I don't want to lose my gains.
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>>40103707
Because Sunday is sacred squat day so I can't get shitfaced. Also I have a high test qt3.14 in bed next to me, we just had indian takeout and watched some father ted. We'll prolly fugg after I take the dog out for her evening stroll.
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>>40103707
I'm snowed in.
Also it's winter. I can catch more girls through a shirtless Snap story or Instagram post than I can going out in a dark club.
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Because I am socially retarded. Simple as that.
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I just came inside a girl so I feel that's a reasonable excuse
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>>40104028
FRICKING ROIDERS
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I don't have any friends, and I don't understand how to be outgoing and meet people. Friday night I went to a nearby bar, hoping to at least have one conversation. I sat at the bar alone, slowly sipped my beer, nodded at a few people, looked at my phone, then walked back home and got on 4chan.
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idk I might hit up the hippie chick I was banging last semester. She's a little chubby but she has great tits so it's whatever
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> You will never walk home together with a girl after school is over and just talk and enjoying the walk together until you both have to split at which point she says "see you tomorrow" while smiling and waving to you.
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>>40104138
Meetup.com
This site has worked wonders for me
>Go to meetup
>6 people
>guys offers cookies, says they're vegan
>Ask around, 5/6 of the people are vegan
As well as me
>Talking politics
>Vegan girl brings up negative Jewish influence on the media
I'm both vegan and have a distaste for the Jewish monopoly on power, the group had nothing to do with these things. Your people are out there, but they aren't going to magically walk into your room with a six pack

If you don't find a group that appeals to you, MAKE ONE
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>>40103707
Because not shit happens until around 9 or 10 you autist
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>>40103707
because I trust no thot.
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I'm sick. Had to take a day off from work this afternoon too. I'm at like 500/3000 daily calorie goal
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>>40104138
Why didn't you go and initiate conversations with anyone?
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>>40103707
Went out and got shitfaced last night.
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>>40103707
lmfao. I smoked sooo much weed and shroomed last night. Besides, I got responsibilities and need to continue hitting the gym hard. can't be going out every weekend night and getting fucked up. If you do, you're not gonna make it.
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about to. starts around 10 or 11.
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>>40103962
h-how do you get these girls to follow you on the first place?
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>>40104196
I had this experience. Your post made me real sad but grateful for things I've taken for granted. Some people truly miss out on everything. Sorry anon
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>>40103707
Because i'm out biking 20k, followed by gym and some serious lifts, followed by 10k at the pool.

That kind of takes up my day, you know?

Then i have got to shop, i need more protein, gotta cook my meals, book a massage for Monday etc.

Relations with women are counterproductive to my program.
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>>40104254
and say what?

am i to interrupt a group of people having a conversation?
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>>40104361
>>40104254
dont listen to a normie like this man. they have this deluded concept that guys who dont have friends, who are probably sort of awkward/weird/ugly to be in that position in the first place, can just go up to random people alone, butt into their covnersations, and meet people
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>>40104358
>Relations with women are counterproductive to my program

>tfw you know that feel
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>>40104414
I go to school 5 days a week and I have a part time job in my field in the week end. I have no time for women either
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>>40104429
>either sick gains and getting yoked
>or having a succubus suck the gains out of you

I struggle to find the balance.
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>>40103707
i dont lift to go out on saturday nights and talk to women. i have a girlfriend. i have better shit to do
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Just got done hitting the gym, been raining a lot here so i have no plans. I did just download tinder, what should i put on my bio bros?
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>>40103707
because I'm out on a Saturday night talking to men
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I'm not /fit/ yet but there are women that want to get with me. I'm a virgin, and I'm scared they'll realize their mistake once my shaking hands touch their body and I kiss them wrong.
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>>40104482
make her blue ball you.
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>>40105193
They will know bro but just play it off and they will be cool with it not all women are like what /fit tells you they are. Thats just because more bad experiences circulate and are more spoken about than positive. Youll be ok bruh goodluck!
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>>40104233
Did you have to point out you were vegan 6 times?
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>>40105388
Kek
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>>40104233
Did you actually have success on meet up?

I signed up and signed up to a bunch of meet ups but everyone seemed weird on the meet up boards so I never went...

Then again if you guys are going that makes sense up guess
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>>40103707
i'm about to move out of town no point in trying to date when i won't even be around in 2 months.
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I'm in D.C and the whole city is crammed with fucking protestors (both Pro and Anti trump) so you can't do anything without waiting forever because suddenly there's 1.5x as many people in the city as there normally are and it's already a pretty slow going place

Also I'm pretty sure I hate all my friends
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Holy shit I didn't expect my bait thread to have any responses when I got back from my party
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>>40104233
my god its true about vegans...you just HAVE to tell everyone
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Recently moved back home after college well waiting on jobs.
Still no job.
Most of my friends live in a city a couple hundred miles away.
Never used Tinder or bars for girls cause I met grills at house parties.
Slowly but surely losing my mind.

Once I start my new cycle of Test Ill get back out and try to pull my first girl from a bar.

WTF do I do about Twitter if I only have two photos on Fbook? I deleted it a year ago to apply for grad schools and jobs and lost all my photos...
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>>40105820
shit i meant tinder....
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>>40103707
Having a nice body doesn't make me less autistic. No amount of lean muscle will make me not afraid of being in public
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tfw don't like parties
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I'm leaving in an hour to go clubbing.

>tfw I live near LA
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>>40103707
Where do I go to meet interesting women?
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>>40103726
>clit
I like my women to have dicks, thank you
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>>40106044
>Clubbing
Yeah winners go to clubs. You gonna do coke in the bathroom to fag?
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>>40103707
i was out but got too drunk. was telling everyone what a shit pressident obama was
>mfw im Dutch
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>>40106794
Hate it all you want but winners so go to clubs. I hate doing it but I absolutely do it to keep up appearances and social stature.
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>>40105820
Make a private album or something. That's what I've read at least. I never use my Facebook and never tried Tinder so I don't actually know how what I'm talking about works, just like most the people who give advice on 4chan.
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>go to bar
>all the gays start hitting on me the moment I enter the door
>all the women stay away from me because they think I'm a faggot
>drink myself into oblivion
>end up sucking cock in the bathroom
>go home and cry myself to sleep while being fucked in the ass
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I have the autism
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>>40103707
>hey /fit/ if you're so muscular why aren't you out on a Saturday night talking to women?

1. I work nights as a truck stop mechanic
2. I'm bearmode and most women are whores that don't appreciate my functional strength and dedication to the iron
3. Cocoonmode with no time for sluts as they would distract me from becoming a well read gentleman with class.

Honestly I can't help but laugh at all you boys scrambling to "get some pussy" tonight as if ejaculating in some retarded whores slime holes adds to your value as a man, haha while you're out getting alcohol poisoning and STDs I'll be training to be your boss, I suppose you can't help it though..."monkey see monkey do" am I right?
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>>40107598
I bet you don't even suck dick coward.
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And I find it kinda funny...
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>>40107598
Your post reeks of
>while you were partying, I studied the iron
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>>40105485
Bro, no one uses meetup. 4Chan and FB is the place to go for real meetups.
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>>40103707
>tfw 18
>tfw lost my virginity to a 15 year old last night

is this what making it feels like /fit/ ?
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>>40107699
you'll make it when your bench is the strongest in the prison yard
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>>40107749
she practically raped me desu
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>>40104233
wait, did u just say that you're vegan?
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>>40104196
taking me back to my first gf fuck you
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>>40107699
You better live in Europe matey-o. If America I hope you didn't give her any real information about yourself.
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>>40107770
i am european actually
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>>40107781
Spaniard yea?
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Because i have a gf and she probably wouldn't approve.
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>>40107805
no norwegian
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>>40107816
Well just in case, if anyone asks you what age she is tell them you think she's 16.
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Was going to go out with a girl after work but she took a nap then cancelled on me.
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>>40107832
i didnt even know she was 15 until today when i looked her up on fb
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>>40104358
>Relations with women are counterproductive to my program.
This is why you have a relationship with a man.
You can do all of the same shit together.
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>>40107544
Sounds fun desu
How do I do something like this
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Drinking is bad for gains
Less sleep is bad for gains
Smoking is bad for health

Obvious why, isnt it?
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>>40103907
>father ted
good ass show anon. underrated

if you like British comedy you should really watch Jeeves and Wooster. Hugh Laurie is outrageous in that one
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>>40103726
eat dicks babe
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>>40103707
I can't lift the autism away
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>>40103707
Because I think I might be depressed. It's hard to make myself do anything and on my days off school I've been staying up till 5 or later and sleeping all day. I may kill myself soon
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>>40104196

>you will never have a friend like this to begin with, regardless the gender
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>>40103707
I'm not muscular at all, I just come here to read shitposts
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>>40108240
so like everyone else here?
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>>40103707
>>40103707
Because i have to study you nigger.
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>>40103726
Clits are just dicks that didn't grow, fag
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>>40103707
Because I work weekends.
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