You can go back in time to any decade or period for one day with

>>40101742
Incan/Aztec/Mayan empire. They might think I'm a god so sexual tribute should not be difficult to receive

>>40101742
I think maybe mid-late 60´s

Ironic that the technologic revolution made getting laid so much harder

>>40101742
>long hair
>beard
>tattoos
>not natty
>fond of leather jackets

I'm going back to the 80s, lads.

>>40102496
im pretty sure they would brutally murder u to appease their gods :/

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>>40102496
THICC

I would go visit the spartans
I would not be mired
But i would get into the best shape of my life training

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>>40102573

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>>40102573
The Greeks were so gay that they farted glitter.

You'd definitely get mired.

>>40101742
Europe from 1880-1914

Just to experience the peak of Human civilization

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>>40102934
ITT Stacies

>>40102573
Fuck that sounds nice. Train hard all day, get your butt fucked hard all night. Heaven.

>>40103122
>no lube
>no douche

lower class gays like u make me sick!

>>40101742
back when i was 18 and i chickened out from kissing my high school crush.
i never had the same occasion ever again.
it's the biggest regret i have in life.
nothing can compare to what i felt for a girl since her. fuck.

I'd be a cowboy any day man. Working hard during the day and coming back home to your pure, loving wife and family.

>>40103113
from left:
5>2>4>3>9>1>6>7>8

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>>40103216
YOU JUST KNOW

>>40103122
How would you choose which soldier to fuck you?

>>40103201
She owes you sex too, this is back when you couldn't rape your wife

>>40102561
This is something that came to mind before I posted

>>40103160
>>40103122
>>40103790
>>40102662
>>40102573
>what is olive oil
Anyways the greeks almost never fucked each other in the ass, they did a form of non penetrative sex where one man would put olive oil on his thighs and the other man just fucked his thights, like tit fucking but with thighs. There's a word for this that I forget.

The Greeks viewed it as dishonorable to get your ass fucked, like you were being a weak women by submitting to dicks inside you.

There was some philosopher who was quoted saying that "The slippery thighs of a young boy are better than the stink of a woman's cave"

>>40105447
> The slippery thighs of a young boy are better than the stink of a woman's cave
We based our democracy on these people.

>>40105447
That's not quite as nice. Getting fucked in the things isn't pleasurable for the bottom.

>>40101742

>6'2
>white
>sandy blond hair
>blue eyes
>lean ottermode
>wide shoulders
>narrow hips

Any time any place for the purpose of getting laid as much as possible? Probably China right now. They aren't my most ideal women, but I could probably find a never ending supply of them to fuck.

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>>40105447
frotting faggot

>>40105524
>never had his prostate diddled
fag

Tenth century Scandinavia.

I get to kill/pillage manlet villages on the coast of Europe.

The future where we all look like those blobs from Wall-E

>>40102573
Romanticism of history. Probably not accurate.

>>40105447
/fit/ never change
>:^)

>>40103113

5>3>4>7>6>9>1>8>2

>>40101742
Crew of the first European ship to reach Tahiti.
100% of them got laid if they were physically able.

>>40102515
>Ironic that the technologic revolution made getting laid so much harder
Chad is pillaging Tinder.

>>40106141
>Wurstfeier

>>40101742
I'd just go back to one of my high school parties. I'm swole now and socially adept I'd be swimming in 16 year old pussy

>>40101742
Go all the way back to antiquity and be the first person to ride a horse into a village. You know that guy got poon every day for the rest of his life

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>>40106313
In the big picture of things this means an awkward skeleton 16 you still in high school would be watching an older, buffer you plow through girls he only wishes he could talk to.

>>40106364
jokes on you I didn't go to the parties in high school

>>40106364
> not cucking yourself

>>40102573
My favorite thing about the Spartans is that they used to throw manlets off cliffs when they were born. It ensured a strong society.

>>40101742
1939, I get mired by Eva Braun while recording myself talking about how to win the war and conveniently leaving both my computer and wattage/plugin/use instructions
On that computer is terabytes of information related to research on WW2, weapon and manufacturing schematics, and important names
Just by accident of course

>>40101742
I like eating pussy so I would never go back in time due to regression in vaginal hygiene. who wants to eat a woman out who used cotton vaginal pads, or fuck some chick who bathes infrequently and is a prude. we have been sexually conditioned for the time we live in. no tampons no time travel.

>>40105447

do you ever think of this though? imagine how bad people smelled back then without modern plumbing, combine that with smell of pussy = disgusting

>>40102496
Mexicans are ugly as sin

>>40106792
But you could use your modern scientific knowledge to make soap and other hygene products. You did pay attention in chemistry class, right?

>>40103790
you don't choose. you lube up and lower your pants in the middle of the barracks and get your ass filled by hot spartan soldier cock 24/7.

>>40107097
lol. this time travel is for fucking bitches, not investing in the stock market.

p.s. i didn't pay attention in chemistry class. too busy fucking bitches

i think the movies make kennedy times most mireable

>>40102526
Quite the contrary, they might believe you are a god. As long as you're on a horse and have a godly (white) demeanor. Worked for the conquistadors, initially.
Hell, I've trained dogs before, I wonder if I could even manage communication using positive reinforcement on the savages. Imagine the diseases though. If I went back in time right now I have a feeling I could bedrid someone with just a touch, hopefully it wouldn't go both ways. Assuming my immune system is more advanced, and I wasn't killed on sight, I could walk around the village and maybe just a touch would give them a death sentence. I would be worshipped as a death god. They would erect a temple (prison) where I would spend my days, sending a sacrificial concubine who would be discarded once she fell ill.

If the Spanish show up during my stay I'd have a serious issue. It'd be quite difficult to keep up the illusion against godfearing men who may believe I'm the devil himself. Though the association of white skin with death gods may give me some leverage. Since I know they want gold, I would have to begin hoarding it, once they come and I figure out means of communication I would strike a fantastic deal for my flock, gold for firearms, weapons, armor, schematics, all the technology I need. I may even force colonization. Using my modern advantage it'd be child's play forcing civilization onto savages and conquustadors alike. I could end up the most powerful man in the world, I could be executed immediately by anyone. Or I could just get laid and call it a day.

>>40108998
>they might believe you are a god. As long as you're on a horse and have a godly (white) demeanor. Worked for the conquistadors, initially.
That's a myth that was debunked a thousand times already

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>>40101742
The 70s. I'd befriend one of those hippie down to earth black chicks and fuck her brains out.

I'd put all my money in gold and bring it back to the height of slave owning times in america. I'd buy all the young, tight African women I could get my hands on, get some men and have them castrated to work as guards, and live with my slave harem of hot black women.

>>40102526
You think those huge celebrations don't take time?

>>40106364

Nonsense, 16 year old me is safely back at my house playing Modern Warfare 2

Meanwhile I'll go clean up shop at some of the shitty parties I missed

>>40106867

Nothing but the indomitable male sex drive could break through that kind of smell and mess and still put the dick in

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>>40101742
Far back enough to get raped by one of these

>>40106867

the greeks were clean dude

this wasn't the dark ages.

>>40110649
Not just bringing an automatic rifle, working out how to make it and becoming the bill gates of your time

>>40101742
Was it rape ?

>>40105447
One term for that is the Princeton Rub, because they used to do gay shit like that at Princeton

>>40108998
Wow that's a lot for ONE DAY LEARN TO READ FUCKING CUNT

If I was stronger I'd go back to colonial America and do a bunch of strength feats as a circus etc and hopefully get a folk story about me. At worst maybe il l be an interesting footnote in books

ITT: /fit/ lacks reading comprehension

> back in time to any decade or period FOR ONE DAY

>>40103196
Are you me?

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>>40111323
>parties I missed
You mean parties you were never invited to?

>>40115071

I don't think I was implying otherwise

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>Be time travling me
>Back in time 8 years
>Bet correctly on every major sporting event
>Buy all the right stocks
>Bet everything on Trump
>Become mega-rich
>Buddy, you'd
>Better
>Believe I'm getting laid
>BOOYAH

>>40115091
> one day
> betting on every sporting event
> won't be around to collect winnings
> the (you) from that timeline is underage so can't collect winnings


these are the retards giving lifting advice