What exercises will help you fuck someone really hard? Also,

they're probably in an open relationship, the filthy fucking cucks

>>40095675

Deadlifts
Hip thrusts

>>40095675
Hip thrusters are what you're looking for
Being able to explosively thrust with 400 pounds of force really lets me make the most of my decidedly average sized dick. Which is probably for the best, I'd be able to actually gut a bitch if I had a 8-10 inch long cock

>>40095703
Sorry pal, but hitting a girl really hard isnt going to make your dick go any deeper without causing substantial hard to her.

>>40095703
am I doing it wrong? no matter how heavy or light the pressure makes me feel like I'm going to throw up. is this normal?

>>40095703
Ignore what this anon is saying. His faggot ass workout is shit. What you really want is sumo deadlift. If you can lift 100 kg in a sumo deadlift, you can pretty much destroy any pussy

>>40095703
>confirmed for never actually being with a woman
Most girls dont enjoy being drilled, stop watching so much porn

Try doing them in the smith machine then, it's one of the better uses of it

>>40095713
Take a wild guess at where are most of the nerves that make girls cum, neckbeard

Cardio, squats, core exercises like sit ups or whatever pick your poison, bridges, sprawling and planking

>>40095732
>Confirmed for never having rough sex.
Have you asked her to peg you yet?

>>40095675
Squat really fucking low and pause.

>>40095742
clitoris has about 9000 pleasure receptor

>>40095775
And guess where it is:outside of the vagina.

>>40095703
are you trying to send her flying through the wall?

>>40095732
either way strength contributes to endurance, and the horsepower is there if it's needed

>>40095732
>Most girls dont enjoy being drilled

Maybe not by a limp wristed beta bitch boy like yourself. When she's got a proper man grunting and sweating on top of her she'll get as horny as every other cock slut out there.

What do you guys say to girl during sex
All i do is grunt, breath heavy or say fuuuck

>>40095878

I moan and wiggle my butt while me and the local ladyboys are sandwhiching

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>>40095878
Just the usual

"Yeah...Fuck...Yeah....Fuck....Fuck....Yeah... Yeah...Fuck"

>>40095731
I lift 150kg and im noob lifting for 4 months

>>40095878
I recite verses from the bible

>>40095951
I assumed it was satire

>>40095784
So your argument is that by thrusting with more force inside of her vagina you will stimulate her entrance "harder"?
How exactly do you think that happens?
The only factor you can adjust is the speed in which you rub against it - which isn't even definite to feel better for her.
And it's certainly not related to how hard you slam your dick inside.

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>>40095969
>force
>speed
>unrelated

>>40095878
I usually narrate everything we're doing in third person, like i'm the presenter of a documentary.

>>40095969
sex for women isn't just about the feeling of the dick rubbing against her, it's also about the psychological aspect of having her brains fucked out by a strong male specimen.

>>40095969
Sex for girls is more emotionally than physically stimulating, girls in my anecdotal evidence, get off at the feeling of being submissive and fucked by a big guy4u. I prefer slower sex but every girl ive been with loved being hammered

>>40095982
Like planet earth style narration?

>>40095960
Literally did it last wednesday
For one rep only, pulling 140 for 3
My form isnt fantastic

>>40095969
My argument was pretty clear: by thrusting harder and for a more consistent time her pleasure will be bigger. What's the question in that? Yes, she'll be sore the next day. Yes, she'll complain that her pelvis hurts. But so what? Ask her if she preferred instead to have lovey-dovey thrusting and see her reaction. Plus, she'll feel more dominated and feminine leading to a bigger orgasm due to the fulfilling of her primate instincts of having to find a dominant partner. We're talking about the psychological and physical advantages of thrusting more aggressively. So yes, it will stimulate her harder due to psychological and physical causes.

>>40096035
no you derper, "100kg" was probably troll, because it's nothing impressive at all. I did it 5 reps in months and I'm teeny

Im a 24 yo kissless virgin and what is this thrusting talk

>>40096070
Well yeah that too

>>40095982
>The male proceeds to perform his mating dance while swinging his erect penis in front of the female's eyes

>>40096070
100 kg as a minimum. Or do you think you have to sumo deadlift 200 kg to thrust hard?

>>40095742

The intestines

>>40095939

Remember this is our secret - tell your parents and no more ice cream

>>40095703
Tfw can barbell hip thrust 300kg for reps but still only pound gently

>>40096026

This

>>40095675
I'd say it's more about cardio, bridges and such.

>>40095742
No imagine what it feels like to be slapped in that area with hundreds of pounds of force you idiot

>>40096092
it just seems like a weird standard to specify. like "how do I improve cardio so I can bang for longer?"
"run a mile under ten minutes"

>>40095675
I've noticed that since I changed to weightlifting a few years ago my thrusts have become substantially more powerful

>>40096144
Nice false analogy. Imagine what it feels to be penetrated by a cylindrical object in your ass, you idiot. See now how retarded your analogy is?

>>40095675
How the fuck does Jimmy Nu-tron have a girlfriend while I "creep people out"?

>>40096616
probably because he makes them feel good around him while you make them uncomfortable and anxious. women go a lot by their feelings, and what they feel when they're with you makes a huge difference. we men mostly just look at her ass and tits and decide if we want to fuck her.

>>40096653
You would think seeing an aesthetic, fit and well shaved guy would turn a girl on more than skinny ass king nu-male but im no girl and i dont pretend to understand em

Seems they also want a guy who is unattractive since they are safe from other girls, she doesnt need to worry about losing him
Girls make no sense but they are attractive and i want to stick my dick in them but they are making it difficult

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>>40096075
I have no idea

>>40096690
no, your conclusions are bad. say you have 100 girls. maybe 3 of them will prefer how the nu-male looks while 15 will prefer the aesthetic looking guy and the rest will want someone else entirely. now if the nu-male has a cool personality then he has a pretty good chance with those 3 girls. if the aesthetic looking guy is a creepy weirdo then he has almost 0% chance with those 15 girls and will remain a kissless virgin.

>Seems they also want a guy who is unattractive since they are safe from other girls,
this is definitely bullshit. girls LOVE having something that other girls want.

>>40095878
Whisper 'you're mine' in her ear while pulling hair. fgm

So I have this new girl and she's into being dominated. I'm used to being a give and take guy and I don't have much experience with this. Any friendly anons have some tips for sexually dominating a girl?

>>40095675
It's less about the thrusting and more about the grip strength of your arms, holding her still and pulling her into your thrusts that make the difference.


Hold your arm out and try to move it down with the other arm as resistance. You need good lats for this.

>>40095878
Yeah. Yep. Yeah buddy. Ain't nothin but a peanut. Lightweight baby!

>>40095878
I comment the actual fucking with a bane voice

>>40095732
t. Redditor Sex Expert

>>40095731
>100 kgs deadlift
>2pl8
spotted the dyel

>>40095675
Cardio and planking.

>>40096084
Fucking funny characters on here today!

>>40096795
Fgm... Female genital mutilation..?

>>40095675
are these faggots drinking apple juice in wine glasses?

>>40095878
Uhh ehh UH ahhhh ooh oh oh oh OH OH OOHH OHH OOHH OHHH WHEEEE!


But seriously. The only thing I say during sex is "shut up". I dunno why. I like hearing them make noises or say things. But I also like the look in their eyes when I tell them to shut up. The same look a child gives you when you threaten to take their xbox away for being bad

>>40095732
Yeah that's not true.

>>40095939
>>40095982
>>40096826
>>40096822

I AM FUCKING DYING

>>40096864
Prolly their own pee like the filthy hippies they are

>>40096810
punch her in the face

>>40096826
>Vaginal sex, gratefully accepted. We'll need it

>>40096898
literally tumblr

>>40095878
Girls can really get into it if you use some dirty talk rather than just grunt and say fuck.

Dirty talk 101:
Future
Present
Past

>I'm going to pound that pussy
>I'm fucking your pussy so hard
>Jamal just fucked your pussy

>>40095878
just gradually go dirtier and dirtier until they're telling you how they're a complete slut who needs your cock

>>40096968
>im fucking your pussy so hard

If you can even say that sentence then you aren't. She'll laugh in her head at you for thinking it.

>>40096772
>this is definitely bullshit. girls LOVE having something that other girls want.

Then they get mad and insecure when it happens.

>>40095675
I wish. This whole numale "beta" fucking bullshit is just surface presentation as always. In reality they are aggressive fucking animals who will bite you fucking throat off for a girl - even if she's yours.

The unfortunate truth is you don't get to power without being an aggressor. And guys like these have hundreds of thousands of fucking followers.

>>40097012
I didn't say there were rational.

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>all these virgins arguing about who the virgin is

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>>40095732

No one has mentioned Kettle Bell swings?

It's a movement all about thrusting the hips forward from standing position.
Trains the posterior chain, really good for endurance and power (plyometric)
Much more functional in this context than hip thrusts and bridges.
You need to be able to maintain that hip shattering pound.

Make sure you do them right.

(Can be done with dumbbells but much better with a kettlebell)

>>40097061
what is the first howdareyou picture?

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>>40097071

>>40095732
>Most girls dont enjoy being drilled, stop watching so much porn
this is wrong. even the sweetest, nicests girls want to be fucked hard.

>>40097068
>swings

When will people realize swinging heavy objects is a bad idea?

For the weight to change directions, it has to stop. It may be for a short time but it is still not moving. What joints do you think are taking the strain of this stationary weight at such an angle?

Goodbye shoulders.

People will realize this eventually.

>>40095732
This is what they want you to believe.

They want people to think they don't think they want it. But when they get it they suddenly realize they want it. Even though they knew they wanted it all along.


Same deal as us pretending we like women for their personality. Same reason we pretend a lot of things to be an acceptable human in todays society. When in reality all we actually want to do is kill people and rape their daughters.

Don't even pretend that's not what you want to do deep down. We're all men here. We all know the deal.

>>40095878

I usually can't say anything because they're choking me out

>>40097120
Well - depending on how you swing it obviously - it's gonna be more on your back than shoulders.

Also, by the very nature of WEIGHTlifting, joints, muscles and tendons are put under stress of the weight.

During a deadlift, the back, spine, shoudlers, and legs are all under the strain of the weight.

A swing should be done with proper form - very careful not to use too much weight. Same as any other lift.

That the weight is moving faster, in a more complex arc (rather than just vertically like most lifts) and in a less "controlled' fashion than other lifts could lead to more stress being placed on certain parts of the body.
But that'#s no reason to discount the exercise entirely - and could potentially be a positive thing.

tl;dr
Use good form

>>40095953
Kek'd. Thanks for that anon

>>40097120

lol what

>>40097161
But when do you hold your deadlift out at a 90 degree angle at shoulder height? Literally never. Read the sticky. It doesn't mention kek'll bells.

>>40097245
You don't hold the kettlebell in front of you...
That's a front raise, no?

Your shoulders should pretty much have nothing to do with a kettlebell swing. All in the posterior chain, with some core for stabilizing.

And you can swing with a dumbbell if that makes your autism feel better - but i don't personally like it

>>40095732
>girls dont enjoy

lol who cares

>>40097149
literally this

gotta get my gf doin farmers walks desu

>>40095878

>im done get out

>>40097251
You're not understanding the basic physics though.

At the end of the swing motion, the kettle bell changes direction, right?

For any moving object to begin moving in the opposite direction, it must first stop. The speed decelerates until it reaches zero and then begins to accelerate again.

There is a time when the speed is zero. This means that the kettle bell is not moving. It is stationary.


Think about this one. A train is moving north at 100mph, right? And a fly is moving south directly towards the train at 5mph

Now, the the fly will stop upon impact and it's speed will reach zero before moving north at 100mph.Right? But while the fly is traveling at 0mph, it is in contact with the train. The train can't possibly be moving at 100mph if the fly attached to the train is moving at 0mph. So the train ALSO temporarily stops moving.

>>40097323
I'm deeply confused to your point.

During a deadlift, the bar moves downward then stops upon contact with the floor (maybe a cheeky little bounce)

I think you're trying to point out that the kettlebell moving at a faster speed than a barbell during a deadlift, will incur higher force upon the lower back (or shoulders or wherever)

However, i don't beleive this force is a dangerous amount.

Also - the bell does not stop moving immdediatly. It gradually slows during the decent (if done correctly) and the force is absorbed by the bending of the legs and hips during the windup for the next rep.

Apologies for the bad english ~(if there is any)

>such dutch

>>40097339
The kettle bell stops at mid rep at shoulder height because of physics You cannot deny this.

The better question is which exercises will help you take dick better?

>>40097359
Yes....

It does indeed anon.

It then proceeds to fall, due to gravity.

You do not hold it up, or try to lower it in a reverse front raise.

>>40097370
Better for him or you?

>>40097375
I suppose you may be right. I'm not sure what I was thinking... It all sounds dangerous to me though.

>>40095732
Guess you've never properly drilled a girl then. Sorry to hear it.

>>40095675
Deadlifts and hip thrusts is the right answer, but you also need intense cardio for stamina.

>>40097417
Wait a fucking second.

This is the same guy as before?

I've never known anyone on 4chan to just concede like that.

Thank you anon - although i don't understand the initial point you were trying to make, i do understand why Swings seem dangerous.

They can be - if bad form is used or too high a weight, then there can be huge sheering force on the lumbar spine (and other areas)

There's also the #1 swinging risk.

Flinging the bell.

>>40097323
I have never read such complete and utter bullshit under the guise of a physics lesson in my life. You are without a doubt one of the dumbest posters on this entire board and should never speak again for the risk of infecting someone else with your disability. Please stop, disconnect your keyboard and never contribute to any thread ever again.

>>40097440
Sorry lol

>>40097140
This guy nailed it.

They are twins, nose and eyesockets mate

>>40095732
>I've been told real life isn't like porn so I know this okay

>>40097440
You were fine until you said the train was at 0mph.

>>40095732
>Most girls dont enjoy being drilled, stop watching so much porn
Maybe not by you because you don't trigger they primal instincts to be dominated and demolished.Are you the guy in OP's pic by any chance??

>>40096968
Under rated
This is amazing

>>40096026
>I prefer slower sex but every girl ive been with loved being hammered

I really don't like this at all. I am tired after going to the gym and then I have to pound my gf for 45 mins as hard as I can.

>>40097795
>for 45 ins as hard as I can

That's not how it works.

Do you really think a girl is going to be able to take 45 mins of hard pounding?

You either last 45 minutes because you build up to the hard pounding.

Or you aren't pounding hard enough.


Imagine your skin being smacked there in the same spot repeatedly literally as hard as possible for 45 minutes.. Yeah, no. Hello bruising.

Anyway, your girl should be able to finish within 5 minutes of hard pounding if you are doing it right... Real talk.


If your gf takes 45 minutes to finish, ask her if it's ALWAYS takes that long. Yeah, it may take that long with you. But you'll be able to tell she is lying when she says yeah it always takes her that long... She knows other men have made her NUTTTTT within 5 minutes without any foreplay because she was more or less willingly raped.

>>40097850
Actually its more like 30 seconds of thrusts to make a girl cum. I've even made some girls cum with the first thrust, lol

also, yew when they can keep cumin 10+ times and you get only one or maybe two if you have tons of energy

>>40097850
>>40097877
Alright boys, I'm sure I have never made a girl cum with my dick. Could you walk me through on what to do?

>>40097885
Depends on the girl. Some just have a hard time / almost impossible to cum from doggy, for example.

I think the safest is actually girl on top, and make sure you manipulate the pressure on her/your pelvis using your arms by pressing on her ass/back

>>40097913
Are you telling me I actually have to communicate with the girl?

>>40097934
Pretty much yes. But by going for girl on top you kinda avoid this, since she's running things

>>40097885
Get a bigger dick

>>40095878
Real-time David Attenborough commentary always gets them soaking

>>40095939
>>>40095939
I dated a girl who looked like this, except she had red hair and the nose looked like she had a tumor or something because there was just this round thing at the tip of her nose that totally fucked with everything.

her dad had it too and I didn't want Rudolph kids.

>>40096772
>>40096653
What the fuck even is 'creepy'
Seems like it's a general term girls use when they find someone unattractive but don't want to seem shallow

>>40095675

Haha, he is so funny looking. He is clearly very kooky and random!

>>40095675
>ctrl+c "clean"
>ctrl+c "snatch"
>no results found
I miss /owg/

Both of these require you hip thrusting a 400lb bar up into the air. Well, hip thrust, shrug, and jump

>>40095732
Hahahaha woo buddy get btfo by a whole thread. All girls want to be drilled hard btw, the only time they complain about it is when some virgin faggot tries to go dry dog straight to the hole with no attention paid to moistening the pussy first. Then again the other half of females love that dry dog straight to the hole move cuz they have a low key rape fetish but this phenomenon should be explored with a partner and not assumed casually.

>>40095675
Just practice humping your sofa for hours on end. Practice like you play my famalam

>>40097140
this so much society is a construct

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>>40095742

>>40097440
I have never read such complete and utter bullshit under the guise of a physics lesson in my life. You are without a doubt one of the dumbest posters on this entire board and should never speak again for the risk of infecting someone else with your disability. Please stop, disconnect your keyboard and never contribute to any thread ever again.

>>40095675
Fap more and/or have more sex. Also eat more protein/meat, sleep more, work out harder/more than you're already along with above to increase test.
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>https://www.anabolicmen.com/fats-and-testosterone/
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html

>>40095675
Eww no he can keep her

>>40097850
>nyway, your girl should be able to finish within 5 minutes of hard pounding if you are doing it right... Real talk
Idk if it's because of the fact that guys aren't doing it right anyway, but the majority of girls don't cum from penetration alone.

>>40096826

>oh, fuck, anon you're so fucking big
>for you

>>40096822
Audibly kekd in a public setting...
>Ain't nothing but a peanut
XD

>>40095982
That's not what she meant when she said she wanted the BBC.

>>40097971
H-how??
Plz respond.

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>>40095939
I uh.. I uh... fuck man
I go "Are you okay?" "Does it feel good?"
in a weak voice
albeit while I'm pounding it like a jackhammer

this thread got me self concious

>>40097140
Bruh why is this so true.

>>40096898
Kill yourself

>>40095675
To be honest there's a saying that you can tell how good someone fucks by how they dance.

So dancing a lot with a lot of hip movement is what you need to do bruh.

Other than that, lunges are good, that bridge exercise where you fuck with your hips with a plate on it, and squats bro.

>>40097323
Unreal

>>40095732
>reading all the replies to this post

Have any of you virgins watched the porn series "girlsdoporn"? basically all the big dicked dude does is jackhammer the fuck out of girls and you can see how for 75% or more of the girls, it's really uncomfortable for them.

there's such a thing as being dominant or a little "rough" in bed with a girl and just drilling the fuck out of her. Normal girls will not want you sitting there hammering away at her

jesus fucking christ, why is this board so god damned virgin.

>>40095732
They don't like the poke poke poke, but they goddamn love feeling your hips thrust against them, especially in doggy. That is the difference.

>>40101598

This. Either all the dudes who replied to him have small dicks or they're virgins.

>tfw mid 20s virgin
>tfw i look at porn with even the most common sex positions (missionary, doggy, spooning, etc) just to try to study them to see how they work
>try it alone in my bed and i'm flopping all over the place, slipping around, unable to do anything

exactly why im not gonna even bother trying to have sex

>>40101676
I know your feels. I'm assuming it's easier to fuck a human beign than thin air, though, and I'm counting on my instincts to kick in pretty hard-

>>40101676
>giving up before 30

Senpai... just absorb yourself into your hobbies and meet sluts who share your interests.

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>>40099765
Kek.

>>40101762
dude its so fucking pathetic. i dont even like porn. i watch these "passionate" amateur porn videos literally just to learn how sex works and i dont get it. im soft throughout the entire video

i found this pretty good video on a rebbit board, just an amatuer girl and guy in bed and this guy is on his knees and she's up in his lap and he's like... thrusting up into her, and i cannot understand it at all

>>40101834
Again, I'm assuming it seems abscure because You/we're analysing it in too much depth. People with monkey brains (or literal monkeys even, or any animal ever) figure this out, I'm sure we will as well. Have you ever kissed a girl? I did the exact same over-analyzing shit there, trying to understand what the fuck you even do when kissing, but when I did it, (given, I was drunk), it didn't require anything of me at all, it just made sense by that point. Thinking back at it, it seems like I just went into instinctive over-drive, thank christ.

>>40101598
>girls who have emotionless sex for money on camera don't enjoy it

Yeah wtf who knew?

>>40101861
no, im a kissless permavirgin. that's what i assume, that hopefully things like kissing and sex will be just "instinct", but then i hear a lot about how virgins dont know what they are doing usually and i feel like that will happen to me

>>40101909
The main thing is that most people don't mind starting pretty slow, both with kissing and sex, which gives you time to get a feel for what you're doing before things escalate. Actually, starting off too intense/fast is probably one of the stupider things you can do, so use that to your advantage. Follow/matc her rhythm when kissing.

>>40101909
i envy you.

Kissing is 10000x more intimate than sex and i cannot wait for you to experience it for the first time.

>>40101876
I'm not talking about the emotional aspect of it. I'm referring to the "girls being drilled" part of the original post.

Sure, a lot of girls like to be dominated to different extents in bed or having varying levels of "rough" sex. But most of the time, this rough sex and domination is just being tossed around a bit, maybe some light slapping/name calling/choking. There are few girls that want to sit there and be fucking drilled by a dick.

This is where the clear virginity of the responders comes into play. That girlsdoporn series is a great example for this, which is just this in shape male porn star with a huge dick jackhammering the absolute fuck out of these hot sluts. The majority of them clearly do not enjoy it, even though they are hot and are whores. Sure you get the maybe 25% who actually are having orgasms and loving it, but most girls are basically whimpering from pain. Of course, guys on /fit/ pretend like they all have huge dicks and slam the hell out of girls and make them cum repeatedly but we all know this is fake.

Snatch will make you a sex god

>>>40101986
there is nothing to envy. im 24 years old and im a kissless virgin.

and i dont know what you're pulling, but there is no way kissing is more intimate than sex, let alone 1000x more. I would agree if you mean kissing vs. some emotionlessly jackhammering a slut you bring home from a bar and kick out in the morning. but people make out with random people without having sex all the time, it cant be that intimate. but iwill agree there is nothing on this planet more intimate than passionate sex with a girl when you are kissing her all over while penetrating her

>>40102065
>I'm not talking about the emotional aspect of it
But that's the most important part.
I can cum 3 times in like 15 minutes if I'm into it, but if I'm not feeling very sexy or just feeling bad in general it's hard for me to get off once in 30 minutes.

>>40101986
>>40101938
Oh yeah and another thing that may be even worse about me is that when I watch these passionate sex videos, I see the people looking into each other's eyes when having sex and literally cannot even picture doing THAT

The biggest one is when the guy has her on her back, and her legs are extended and bent back towards her face, he has his arms extended or is resting on his forearms fucking her missionary. His face is lined up with hers, they are looking right at each other, a lot of times he brings his face down to kiss her. I cannot imagine looking at a girl like that

>>40102348
After 5 years of having sex with the same person, who i'm now engaged to, it's still hard for me to look into her eyes for longer than a few seconds at a time while fucking.

>>40102375
(not him)
Thank God, I've also always found the thought of intensily staring into someone's eyes for too long to seem somewhat awkward.

>>40102348
I can't speak for sex, but for what it's worth I've improved my eye contact by watching genres of porn with qt girls and prominent eye contact. I used to be uncomfortable looking girls in the eyes and I'm pretty good now. Sounds silly but it worked for me.

Something like this https://eroshare.com/ude82zp7
Fullscreen and HD that shit, and don't look away.

>>40097781
That was shit, kys

>>40102348
What is weird about it? I don't get it... sometimes when I'm in love with someone kissing is what makes me the hardest

>>40102412
>>40102375
>>40102452
I just always had this idea of having sex with a girl and any time I get her close to having an orgasm and we are missionary, I would turn her face to me and tell her to look at me, open her eyes, etc when she cums. I guess I figure that looking into each others' eyes when you both make each other cum at the same time is really intimate

Also yeah when I watch videos like that, of girls masturbating or something, I try to time my orgasm so that right when they start to orgasm, I lock eyes with them and have a simultaneous orgasm.

Probably some autistic shit, right?

>>40099160
That would look so retarded. I hope noone does this

>>40101986
tfw kissed and felt nothing
how do i make romantic buzz gains

>>40102614
You need to get rid of this Disney fantasy. You've built up sex so much in your head you describe it like a ONE TIME perfect experience, when actually you are supposed to do it many times. Do you think having passionate, magical, deep eye contact sex every time is gonna be good? Sometimes you need to bang like animals, because that's what we are.
Stop projecting all your need for intimacy onto the act of sex. If you end up getting a gf you will frustrate her because you won't be able to connect with her because you'll think the sex is supposed to do it.

>>40102345
How do you make a girl feel sexy and relaxed?

>>40102804
i really don't understand how people have sex if it isnt intimate

i literally cannot comprehend this idea of hooking up with a random slut off of tinder, or another slut from a bar or club or party, and someone having sex and having it not be intimate, that either person (the guy or the girl) can just have sex and say "goodbye" and not give a shit about it

seriously, what is this kind of random sex even like? do the two people even look at each other/.

>>40095675
People will hate me for saying it, but Kettlebell swings.
Think about it, what more closely resembles sex? Thrusting extremely hard 10 times and destroying the poor girls ass, or hip-extension multiple times and promoting good thrusting cardio so you can fuck for a long time without tiring?
JUS SAYEN

>>40102842
Bring her a bowl of eggs

>>40102804
I really hope i remember this when i have a gf, its probably so true, sometimes you want the intimite sex, sometimes you just need to fuck like an animal.

>>40102917
You just gotta let go and let your animal brain take over. You will let it happen naturally when the time comes.

>>40096810
Normally its everything to do with her being vulnerable and at your mercy, so:

>fuck her from behind or be on top of her
>hold her hands down or maybe pin her arm behind her back
>do stuff with her neck/throat
>spanks
>maybe hair pulling or fishhooking if she seems into that
>be commanding yet relaxed and confident
>cum inside or outside, theres different advantages to each

Ezpz

>>40097140
why would you want to kill someone if you can restrain them and fuck their daughter before their eyes. Just imagine how they eyes will look as they watch their daughters cum.

>>40096810
talk to her mother and ask her how old she was when her father left the family

>>40102977
all women are into domination

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>>40095675
Dump your rare Hartzlers

>>40102842
In doggy, smack her ass a little and tell her you love the jiggle or how soft/round it is.
Make her pull up her shirt or take it off for her if she wants to leave it on and give her tits a little squeeze and kiss.
Give her little compliments all day, "i like that shirt" "those jeans make your ass look good"
Pretty much just make her feel giddy and wanted, and say how much you love/enjoy any parts of her body that she's insecure about.
>see; her whole body

>>40095675

If you can't fucc someone hard then you don't deserve to replicate

>>40102917
The first few months of having sex with my gf we'd hug each other close and say "i love you" like 500 times.
Now we say "oh fuck that feels good", "fuck/ride me harder" and we bring out some sex toys (for use on her) and it's just as intimate, if not more so, to use as the lovey dovey stuff

>>40103022
but wouldnt these things make you a "nice guy" and that you are complimenting her too much and it shows you're beta?

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>>40095939
We must keep the Letterkenny posting continuing

>>40095878

ADOLPHUS, GUSTAVUS, LIBERA ET IMPERA, AVERBUS, ET INGENS, AUGUSTA PER AUGUSTA.

alt. GOTT MIT UNS

>>40103048
uh
no
if you're in a relationship and you don't compliment her some she's going to get insecure and cause more drama

>>40096898
HAHA SAME LOL xpppp

>>40103048
No, it's only beta if you're not fucking her.
Girls want guys who are nice to them, that's different then a "nice guy" which is just a normie term for whiteknight.
She wants you to make her feel good about herself, so that way she can feel that way when you've got her head shoved into a pillow and she doesn't start thinking "is my face ugly?" and instead it's "he loves my ass and wants to see it while he fucks me"

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>>40103061

Tfw spelled the glorious carolean chant wrong, time to kill myself

>>40095675
Can someone post the original pic of thr guy in Ops photo?

>>40102804
btfo

>>40103065
>>40103087
man i dont get this shit at all, i see so many mixed signals about this kinda stuff

you need to be nice to the girl, compliment her, etc
then
a girl doesnt want a guy who is overly nice, she wants someone who teases her a bit, who puts up some resistance to her shit, etc

>>40102876
But the weight must stop.

Like a fly on a train anon...
Like a fly on a train

>>40102881
I dont even get the joke

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>>40102881

Kek

>>40097885
Second guy was lying.
Your dick size is perfect dw about it bby.
Gspot is located on the front of the vagina about 4 inches in.
Instead of going straight in and straight out, rub against the walls of her vagina.
Most girls are physically unable to get a vaginal orgasm, know this.
Foreplay is KEY. VERY NECESSARY.
If she's wet enough for you to slip in with ease, youre well on your way.

>>40095878
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

>>40097850
>>40097877
>thinking that you are "fucking your girlfriend as hard as you can for FORTY FIVE MINUTES"

I swear, these threads bring out these fake alpha studs on here who are fucking tons of girls, making them cum dozens of times. It's unbelievable.

How can a single 4chan board lie as much as /fit/ does?

>>40103142
>Instead of going straight in and straight out, rub against the walls of her vagina.
how tho

>>40101061
Theres some weird jelqing shit, theres vaccuum pumps, and theres supplements, although supplements are suuuper dubious.

What people have to realise is that in the real world, the vagina is not a judgemental semen vortex. Most are six or seven inches deep at the most and the cervix is not a secret pleasure button. Just accept what youve been given.

>>40103142
Than how do you make her orgasm? Do you have to finger/go down on her every damn time?

>>40103183
best example: fuck doggystyle but angle slightly downwards, OR, get her to arch her back. Chaning your positioning slightly is going to make it good for both of you

>>40103225
>Implying you wouldn't want to
Go do your homework son I expect straight a's this semester no senioritis will be tolerated

>>40103225
I think I remember my PSHE teacher telling me that women do feel satisfied after sex even if they dont orgasm, and quite often they dont orgasm. And yeah, you could finger or go down on her if you want, or you could involve her clit one way or another when youre fucking

>>40103247
But i have a curve upwards, am i fucked with doggy? Should be good in missionary right?

>>40103386
Curvature doesnt affect pleasure TOO much, but yeah you would probably be better off with missionary.

Keep in mind that even if youre not hammering her gspot in particular, it'l still feel damn nice.

This has me tempted to make a sex general or something, i might do it tomorrow

>>40103451
Its more fully vertical upwards, and can be bent downwards if it has to.

>>40103451
>not mentioning that thickness is king

Dont bother

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>>40103652
Eeyup. The clit is a terrible looking monster underneath the skin and branches out to where the gspot is, but also around the vaginal opening. So, girth hits more of the underground nerve network.

>>40095732
Jesus, I haven't been through all the comments, but you seem the only reasonable person, and yet everyone seems to think you're some sort of retard. Porn is shit for the brain.

>>40095675
squats and lounges

for some reason my legs gets really tired and sore after sex so those 2 exercises would help with that.

>>40103022

sure, go ahead and do this some of the time; but don't forget, sometimes you have to fuck her doggy style while youre only focused on getting your own nut off, pull her hair, smother her face with the pillows, and then ignore her for a few hours.

>>40103115

because what they want is inconsistent... you must be inconsistent. consistently inconsistent.

>>40105047
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>>40095675
Hip thrusts will be by far the best. Do both heavy and low rep ones, and bodyweight to failure. Don't want to gas out after five thrusts.

Sprints CAN NOT be underrated. Build an amazing core and glutes, both of which are where thrusting power is generated.

Romanian deadlifts are great too.

>>40095732
If a girl is aroused sufficiently and your dick isn't too big (i.e. cervix punching), they fucking love it. Sure, most women won't like just vicious pounding animal sex, but I have yet to meet one that didn't like getting slammed as long as the position didn't hit their cervix.

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>>40095675
>TFW Jimmy is more fit than you

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>>40095732
you're alive but you haven't lived anon

>>40095722
i hev this problem

>>40095784
Quantifiably incorrect.

>>40097323
You're conflating instantaneous velocity with...

What ARE you doing?

>>40095731
>when the pussy reps 225 sumo deads
am I gonna get pegged

>>40095732
Add me to the /r/4chan screencap fellow redditors.

>>40097482
.... siblings?

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>>40098735
wat u say boi

>>40102959
this breh
>tfw ywn invade other countries and rape their women in front of them

>>40102955
>hold her hands down or maybe pin her arm behind her back
I like getting in missionary and bear hugging them so tight they can't move their arms and my pecs and biceps are throbbing against her sweat lined physique. If I've fucked them a couple of times I like to tell them to try and get out, they can't but the squirming and rape undertones makes it hot.

Reminder that if you can't OHP a woman for an hour you need to do more arm days.

>>40108081
>If your shoulders are weak train arms
wat

>>40108109
>not doing weighted pullups on arm days
bruh do you even 8 hour arms

Your shoulders are part of your arms just like your hip flexors are part of your legs.

>>40102959
Just be careful not to hit her with your katana while you're taking your trench coat off.

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>>40102959
Real life is not Game of Thrones.

>>40105028
Why?

>>40102853
Me neither, had a bunch of "one night stands" and i just wasnt into it (dick did not wake up). Thought I was the problem till I met someone and spent enough time to get comfortable. If there is no emotional investment then there is no point

>>40102955
>grabbing by waist, throwing her around
>push her head down
>slap her

>>40103652
Aw, has all the cuck propaganda you get exposed to everyday on here taught you that?

You can make a girl cum with your fingers dude

>>40098692

There are two cases primarily where the term is used. Most people conflate the two and hence assume most girls use is it not look shallow and it's all about physical appearance.

1) When something puts you off about another person, which may be appearance, but may also be bearing, personality, mannerisms, or any other number of things. Some people can bring up the issue when discussing the person in question, but other people can't articulate what it is they don't like or find offputting, so they resort to a fallback phrase of "creepy". Compare this to other such words such as "unfair", "lame", "awesome" or "Dickish".
It's not trying to whitewash or legitimize them not liking the quality, it's more a matter of not knowing how to adequately express their feelings. You notice this easily if you ask them why X is creepy, they are often unable to easily describe why.

2) The more accurate description, that is usually associated with neckbeards and the like, is that of somebody whose demeanor is very worrying or bothersome, who does not take social cues well. It's not quite as simple as "lol you're hitting on me and an uggo, so you're creepy." If a neckbeard hits on a girl and she says she isn't interested and he backs off, it's usually the end of it unless the girl is especially shallow. When a person, whether or not they are physically attractive, is hitting on the girl and not being receptive when she shuns him, he is creepy, because they are either desperate, unaware of social cues, or don't give a shit about what she wants.

The reason for this dislike is pretty obvious. Consider the people who work kiosks at the mall and come bug you about buying their shit. Consider homeless people who beg you for booze or money outside of liquor stores. People can sense the "They want something from me" around your person when you are one of these types, it leads to resentment and mistrust, the same sort of reaction most people have.

running and calisthenics. Anything cardio, and anything that incorporates your entire body. Just do full body workouts and run a shitload anon. Best thing for sex. Also stop smoking/drinking etc.

>>40102853

It's like fast food, homie. Why would anybody eat food full of cheap ingredients, additives, and unhealthy levels of fat and sugar?

Tastes good. People like sex because it feels good. You bang a cutie for a one night stand because you like the way she looks or acts and you like how sex feels. They aren't looking for something intimate. Note that people who do this are people who have already had sex at one point, so it is no longer some idolized thing in their mind.

You gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. I ain't saying not to respect women, I mean the sex itself. Sex can be amazing, beautiful, and a life-changing experience. So can attending a concert. Don't forget that for every Queen concert, there exists a Nickelback concert. Sex isn't ALWAYS beautiful.

Guys how does chocking work? And if a girl sais she likes this, does it auto mean she is really sub? What can she be more into?

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>>40095953
u r not alone anon. when they inevitably struggle and say they do not like this story i fuck them harder and remind them of the trials of Enoch

>>40095742
A man's wallet?

>>40102348
>>40102375
You weird fucks, I enjoy looking in the eyes of my girl when having sex. It's fun to pinpoint the different moments and hits of pleasure

>>40108878
Squeeze on the sides and not on the throat. It's the difference between pleasurable and painful.

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>>40095732
painfully obvious that you're a virgin m8. Even nice, shy, petite girls loves being dominated.

AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

>>40102614
I like to look them in the eyes when they cum and call me daddy.

>>40105028
Unless you're me, I can't get off if I know my gf isn't enjoying it. Thank god she loves to give blowjobs.

>>40103061
Glad I'm not the only one.

>>40095732
>"a girl on Reddit told me that she doesn't like tall, muscular, rich, arrogant guys with 8 inch dicks"

>>40095878
i used to do only this but the other night i was drunk as shit and i started saying "who's pussy is this" to her and she fires back its your fucking pussy and i came buckets. Don't think i could do it sober tho

>>40111243
Thats some good material, my dood!

>>40097323
Force depends on acceleration, not velocity.

>>40106719
Split was a terrible movie

>>40111305
acceleration is just a change in velocity over time

Oh man this thread just reminded me of Saturday's antics. Got talking to a girl who was with who I assumed was a gay bff type but he turned out to be her boyfriend. Just kept to himself the whole time and occasionally chimed in with a mumble. I made out with her and he left shorly after, but afterwards this guy actually shook my hand and told me to take care of her.

Just letting you chaps know.

>>40110197
Especially, being submissive is female nature.

Don't forget to grab them by the throat, tie them up, and slap them while fucking once in a while.

>>40108443
Good post/10

>>40095675
>some kind of 'zombie survival' shirt
>lip piercing
>probably has amish virus
would not bang

>>40095732
never fucked a girl who didn't like the old pile driver.

however, this board may be skewed as evidence because if a girl gets with a muscular guy she's probably expecting exactly that.

>>40097140
T-tfw

>>40097323
i...you...

dude, fuck's sake. what is this tripe

>>40097323
jesus

here's what happens:
1. the kettlebell is moved upwards using the hips and post. chain
2. the kettebell decelerates while travelling upwards, its path kept in an arc with absolutely tiny effort by the arms and shoulders
3. the kettlebell stops
3.5. THE KETTLEBELL DOES NOT HANG AROUND HERE FOR ANY LONGER THAN AN INSTANT SO NO ADDITIONAL FORCE IS REQUIRED TO FIGHT GRAVITY TO MAINTAIN THIS POSITION
4. the kettlebell falls, its path again guided by the arms and shoulders

>>40097323
Do I need to draw up a Force diagram for you? Drop it. All weightlifting is gonna be shit on your body and put strain on it but you're not gonna blow out your rotator cuff doing a couple kettle bell sets every week. Chill.
By the way, you need to start paying attention in physics again.

>>40111698
>All weightlifting is gonna be shit on your body
dunno about you but ever since i got strong i haven't had any tweaks, pulls, strains, no nothing for about 3 years now, and i work a physical job with guys leaving all the time due to bad shoulders and backs.

i used to think rippetoe was full of shit when he said that his answer to shoulder pain is "presses and chins", but after seeing many people i know who hurt themselves and waste MONTHS in physio only to never fully recover (coincidentally, these are also weak people), my faith in it has been shaken.

tl;dr i believe lifting to be the best thing for the body's structures and muscles bar nothing.

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>>40096822
You just know Ronnie's exactly like that in bed.

YEAYUP!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!

>>40095732
Guys what are you laughing at, he is right some do some don't lmao

>>40103115
So you know how sometimes you have different moods? Other people do too.
Don't give the same compliments day in and day out. Don't always acknowledge new clothing or a new hairstyle.

Most importantly: don't expect everyone online to give advice tailored specifically to your situation. I don't fucking know you or the type of girls you want or your friends. You want real advice? Ask people who know you or her and how you can do what she wants.

>>40097323

Lmao are you retarded?

It's basic Momentum conservation.

m1.u1 + m2. u3 + ..... + mn.un = m1.v1 + m2. v2 + ..... + mn.vn

In this case:

m_fly.u_fly+ m_train.u_train = (m_fly+m_train).v_(train+fly)

because m_fly <<<<<<<<< m_train
the speed isn't even going to change noticeabily at any given time.

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>>40097077

>>40095878
NOW THIS IS PODRACING

>>40108392
>Consider the people who work kiosks at the mall and come bug you about buying their shit. Consider homeless people who beg you for booze or money outside of liquor stores. People can sense the "They want something from me" around your person when you are one of these types, it leads to resentment and mistrust, the same sort of reaction most people have.
I've never hit on anyone in my life. Because I've hated these encounters so much myself.

And as such I've remained single.