>Random strangers are always mirin you
>Grills at work think you're attractive
>Could go out to any bar in the city and find a stacy to fuck
>Could spend your weekends partying with chad
>Devote all your free time to playing Crusader Kings and Mount and Blade instead
Who else knows this feel?
>>40081523
if you think you could do all that shit just do it
jesus, has shia labeouf not taught you anything?
>>40081577
literally who?
>>40081580
leave.
>>40081523
Those are good games though. Time well spent.
>>40081523
keep lifting brother, we'll be real life crusaders soon enough
Most of the time I'd rather be home cuddling my pets
>>40081523
After having spent time doing both I felt like my time was better spent playing miutn and blade
good taste in game so it ok op
>>40081523
FUCK ME WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
AND I'LL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
"Small town nigga Hollywood dreams, I know that everything that glitters ain't gold. I know that everything ain't always good as it seems, but tell me till you get it how could you know"
>>40082409
Fuck selfie sticks. Most self obsessed statement you could make.
>>40081523
WUZ
BUTTERLORDS
>>40083005
pretty sure the most self obsessed statement you could make is being on /fit/
>>40081523
Why don't you just wife up one of those hoards of cuties comin at you supposedly. If you're a homebody be a homebody and have wifey cook dinner whilst you destroy filthy Muslim hoards. When your empire spans from Santiago to Baghdad she'll gush her panties and suck your dick for sure.
>>40081523
>could do all this shit
>complain about not doing it
Choose one
A) man the fuck up and do it
B) stop bullshitting
>>40081523
Nah I'm 5'8
>>40081523
You play mp m&b?
you're shit at Warband you cuck
fight me 1v1 US GK TDM newkid
>>40081533
never has this pic been more appropriate.
>>40081523
This is me except it's Dota 2
I don't know how to feel about this feel
>>40081523
NÅÅÅÅÅRTHERN
qt
>>40081523
Save your mana, friend
Denying the temptations of the flesh will guarantee you a spot in The Kingdom of Heaven
>>40081523
MnB is full of fucks from /POL/ but it's still the best game ever
>>40081523
I do, or rather, I did.
>mfw I had the hottest girls in my high school and college wet for me
>mfw didn't do anything
Lifting doesn't cure autism.
>>40081523
>is racist
>push nigger food inda nosehole
>>40081523
Yes. But i dont want to fall into the feelingless pit of just fucking sloots with no personalities, been there done that. now i have a qt gf and a stable job.
much happier
>>40081759
>knowing who shia lebuf is
Consider suicide.
>>40085457
There's still hope
This 9/10 girl I knew in highschool is an escort now
an mount and blade was legendary
I got a demo for a really early version (I think it was v0.67 or something) in a computer magazine like 15 years ago and have followed them since. The LotR mod was awesome even though it never got finished by the creators
> riding around the field with a sprited courser >heavy bastard sword, one hand wield
> fucking up 200+ knights alone
> just gotta keep momentum
> don't let your horse die and you're fine
Didn't like warband though
>>40082409
this guys wallet must be bigger than his nose
>>40081523
I spent last two days playing as a norse nomadic horde on CK2 because I am too broke to go out
>>40081523
WTF are you me?
I've only played CK2 and M&B:Warband for like the last 6 months on and off...
>>40081523
i know that feel
you are more alpha for choosing what you want