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Fight stories/greentexts >happened about an hour ago >was

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Fight stories/greentexts

>happened about an hour ago
>was walking back to my house from the library. I have to walk past several bars on my way home, so people are everywhere
> notice a hot girl in a short skirt, so I glance at her and turn my head to the side as she walks past me.
>her boyfriend who's about 6"0 180 alpha Chad tries to act all hard and calls me out, says "What are you starin at bud?"
>this caught me off guard, it really pissed me off that this punk is trying to start something, i say "I was just checking out the girls, is that a problem?"
>replys "yeah it is, keep walking bro, shes mine"
>tell him "i don't like roasties anyway"
>he runs over and gets in myface
>tell him "do you honestly think you can intimidate anyone u green bean"

keep in mind I am only 5'6 125 lbs. however, I've been training hard and I wrestle. he has nothing better to do with his night than try to fight a kid who looks at his gf. talk about being insecure. I am so sick of people thinking they are tough calling others out for no reason especially fukin chads...


>i snap him into a front headlock down to the ground so hes sittin on both knees
>i squeeze tight and talk to him while i I hold him there
> "aint so cool anymore huh, can't protect your girl now can ya, you need to learn to remain humble, id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl you fukin normie, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain"
>snap his face down into the concrete sidewalk n do a spin behind him
>give him a tap on the ass to show dominance
>"btw stacey got nice tits"
>let him go and start bcakin off, he just lays there embarrassed
>his gf and 2 friends stand there in shock but then start screaming shit saying theyre going to call the police
>after hearing the word police i take off running towards taco bell
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>>40079443
You should've picked up your spaghetti, the police can track you down by that these days
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>>40079443
>I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain"
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You know the rules, OP.

Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>40079443
>In the next episode of Dragonball: Things that never happened
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>I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain"
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>and then I woke up
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