>be 23, kissless virgin, 6 months of lifitng with ok body

>>40076567
I would give my left nut to creampie Natalie Dormer

God damn it, I just realized I was 23yo KV 4 years ago. I'm still a KV, I had a major episode about this at 21 where I almost killed myself.

How the fuck do I get off this ride? The only things that drive me forward are self hate and anxiety, but I cannot attract any people like that and I'm constantly like that.

>>40076575
I would eat your left nut to creampie Natalie Dormer

>>40076575
My entire nut would be drained anyway

How can you be a KV at 23? I literally am the most autistic piece of shit on this green earth and even I managed to get my dick wet twice in one week at the age of 20. Hell, the girl I lost my virginity to actually commented on how awkward I was at her place and how awkward my standing posture looked.

>>40076586

how are your gains?

I was never used to been "looked" at by girls or anyone.But since i've put on a few pounds of muscle, I noticed quite a few people grills and guiz looking at me.

>>40076587
I would eat your Natalie Dormer cream pie to cream pie Natalie Dormer

>>40076619
Because people are different and their circumstanses are different.

>>40076621
It's not a problem with my looks. It's more of a problem with me not being able to trust anyone or make any kind of positive impressions on people. I have been bullied and shunned a shit ton.

>>40076619

well, every girl i've asked out said no.Thats why I started lifting in the first place.

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>>40076636

fuck.Is it hard being a virgin at 27? also how many people know?

>>40076636
You sound like a psycho

>>40076636
School shooter confirmed

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>>40076730

>school shooter
>age 27

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>tfw no QT natalie dormer GF to smirk at you

>>40076753
never too late

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>>40076753
>implying

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>>40076753
>not improving yourself daily even if your end game is to shoot up a college at the age of 27

>>40076707
>>40076730
just because he's been bullied and doesn't trust people makes him a psycho? gtfo retards

>>40076864
>I don't want to face the fact that I am much closer to being a psycho than chad

>>40076586
Just join the ranks of the wizards

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>>40076567
>>she smirks slyly
That's not a sly smirk, that's fucking pity she was showing you.

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>be 21, one year in lifting with ok body
>at gym
>just want to workout
>girl is watching me
>dont know how to act
>roll eyes and look angry away

>again at gym
>another girl
>shes kinda cute
>eyes meet
>look away
>eyes will meet for the whole gym session
>pretend not to recognize

>>40076575

I sincerely believe that if I fucked Natalie Dormer I would nut so hard my testes would just shrivel and fall off of my body like a gecko tail being pulled on, their purpose in life finally complete.

>>40076941
Forgot to say that shit like this happens almost everytime when im there.

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>>40076947
yeah m8

>lifting
>attractive female also lifting
>not many people in the gym so our eyes keep meeting awkwardly
>don't think it's on purpose and keep trying to look away
>keeps happening though
>end up just three way mirror eye bouncing to stare at her ass while i squat
>fap to mental image when i get home

idk if ill make it lads

>>40077034
>>not many people in the gym so our eyes keep meeting awkwardly

>at the gym
>doing 1pl8 OHP
>this one qt keeps looking at me
>i make eye contact
>she looks away and drops her phone by accident
>she_spilled_spaghetti_for_me.mp4
>she's still awkward as fuck as i keep looking at her

Feels good, lads

>>40077103
did you laugh at her spaghetti and go back to lifting or did you autism and stare at her as she fumbled her phone

>>40076941
When this happens, remember to just smile politely. Things like this are immaterial - when you're out, everybody watches everybody else.

Ease comes with time. You'll worry less about what people think of you when you realize how seldom they do. (not meant to depress)

>>40076960
>be at gym
>stare at people uncontrollably, to the point i dont even notice
>when they look back i quickly look away
>pretend that its them staring at me so i never have to confront my social awkwardness
>shit post about it on a japanese anime image board known best for encouraging people to kill themselves and contain child pornagraphy

>>40077103
I smirked a little, but probably looked autist on the outside

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>>40076881
It's not that great really. The tales of super powers are exaggerated. Also it's scary how many wizards are there nowadays. Internet and prosperity ruins everything.

>>40077140
>>40077213

>>40076619
>I literally am the most autistic piece of shit on this green earth
no you're not. Imagine that girls are offering to you themselves and you blow it anyway by being indecisive and autistic. And then you get older and suddenly are confronted with the fact, that you need to make something out of yourself to get a girl your age. There are people like that. I'm one of them. I could creep on younger girls, but I don't really feel that's fair. Also I doubt I have required social skills for that

>>40077191
Probably true, but what should i do, just watch to the ground like a total beta?
inb4: yes

>>40076895
>>40076818
>>40076567
the best part is that she's just trying to smile but she's got some sort of paralyzation in her left face
that's what she said at least.

>>40076567
she was just finding your t-rex costume humorous you sperg

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>>40077323
>tfw no cute cripple qt gf

>>40076627
n-no homo

>>40077340
OPEN THE DOOR

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>>40077268

hits way too close to the home mate, couldn't have said it better.

>>40077371
I PUSH MY FINGERS IN MY EYES

>>40076586
Lol mate if it cheers you up I can tell you I'm a kissless non Virgin at 23. I lost it to a whore after a friend of mine who knew basically organized it for me. We had a night out and danced and had fun, got drunk, then went on a hooker tour and I did it. I enjoyed It a lot too, even if some people may see it as pathetic. This was more than one year ago and I have not had sex since.

>>40076947
She kissed a mudshark in a music video. Are you sure you still want to nut in her vagoo?

>>40077448
>she's kissed girls before
yeah I'd still plant a baby 8 or 9 inches deep in her

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>tfw have never been hit on
feels bittersweet to be desu

>>40077595
>feels bittersweet to be desu
>bittersweet
what is good about that?

>>40077595
Fake it until you make it nigga
Even if you have to do it at work

Bro she was being nice. God damn you guys are so autistic.

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>>40077448
Absolutely

>>40077657
That I've never been too oblivious.

>>40077683
how can u fake being hit on? daydream about it and stuff?

>>40077820
Ah i meant liek fake being a cocky flirtaous guy so grills at work notice you more, but i guess not everyone can pull off a Bateman

>look like fat bridge troll
>Never get hit on and scare women off
>get fit
>constantly hit on by ugly women
The ride never ends

>>40077226
at a glance I thought the third painting was the school of Athens and was the most triggered I've been in a long time.