>this guy slaps your gf's ass at the gym
What do you do /fit/?
report him and have him banned for sexual harassment. then call the police and sue him.
>>40067179
Slap his ass
>>40067179
I punch him in the neck killing him instantly.
>>40067179
>BBBRRRRPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTT
Ask him what his fucking problem is?
Are people really intimidated by large people in normal settings?
>>40067179
being that fucking hueg just looks fucking ridiculous
Chris Hemsworth is like the absolute upper limit of what looks good
>>40067205
This desu
>>40067253
if you are a clueless dyel they are. they think that being muscular and looking big = being strong
>>40067179
Call him a pussy and ask him to slap harder
>>40067279
this shit never happens though, it's only anxious /fit/ards who think someones going to slap their gf on the ass at the gym
in my experience it's the lanky cunts who do the stupid shit to overcompensate for their lack of self worth rofl
>>40067179
>teleport behind him
"nothing personal kid"
>>40067300
>this shit never happens though
No shit you retard, it's a joke
>>40067179
kick him right in his testicles
I have a wife and she'd probably cuss him out and then we'd press charges for sexual assault ruining his life.
Luke adults handle things kiddies.
invite him back to my place and destroy his ass
>>40067313
>I have a wife
>>40067179
Ask him why he keeps slapping my hand.
>>40067205
came to say that
>>40067310
>implying you could find his steroid shriveld goods
ask him to slap my ass
>>40067205
Because damn
>>40067179
I slap his ass back. Look at them thigg glutes. fuark.
>>40067205
Same. Grab those juicy flutes bb
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>40067179
height?
Report him to the authorities for sexual harassment and for illegal substance abuse
>>40067323
>Implying you won't be bottom
Slit his throat with my razorblade when he is benching. Then go and rape his mother and cook his dog. Nobody fucks with my dakimakura.
>>40067179
Kill gf for stealing my husbando
>>40067490
how delightfully japanese of you
>>40067490
>slit his throat
>rape his mother
>cook his dog
>not
>rape his dog
>cook his mother
>slit his throat
>>40067489
i can overpower him easily
>>40067490
i thought chinese ate dogs
make fun of his bitch ass chicken legs
>>40067179
Try to stop her from stabbing him to death.
Bitch is psycho sometimes.
>>40067179
is this achievable natty?
>>40067179
Nothing, she's a strong independent woman who dont needs no man.
>>40067179
Ask him if he is noch ganz frisch in der Birne.
>>40067179
Tell my gf to look at his baby bulge