>you went for a walk in the forest
>you see a fire in the distance
>suddenly these two come out of nowhere and light their torches
>"you! stop right there! pull your pants down!"
what do you do?
>>40067106
>Swedistan nationalists
You can't make this shit up
>>40067106
Look at them and Cringe the fuck out.
>>40067106
I would not pull my pants down and try and talk my way out of it. If I'm getting banged by these faggots, it's not gonna be consensual.
>>40067106
Knock the first one out with a boyka-fist right to the chin and choke the second one out
>Additionally grab their wallets/break their legs just for the luls
I would suck them off.
>>40067106
Fus-ro-dah my vikangs brothers xDD
>>40067106
step on the left manlet by accident because i didn't see him and knock the right one out
Immobilize them with my secret BBC™ technique and make them bask in the dick that gives their women pleasure.
>>40067106
as obviously shitty as this thread was, the weirdly spartan responses are comedy gold
>>40067106
leave
>>40067106
>wearing primitive markings
>hitler youth haircuts
This is so off.
>>40067106
>pull down pants
>release lethal bulk fart
>laugh as they vainly gasp for air
y-you too
>>40067152
>not climbing a tree and finish the first guy off with a fly elbow drop and then going up to the second guy and giving him a package-reverse-tombstone piledriver into an inverse hurricanrana into franksteiner and pinning them both to become the new champion of the forest
>>40067106
>sorry, I'm a BBC exclusive whore.
>>40067106
Hug the short one because he is a QT.
>>40067106
The one on the right is an ayy lmao so I'll just presume I'm getting abducted
>>40067692
>>40069549
Scandinavians have bigger dicks then blacks
>>40069736
But they can't fuck as good as black men.
>>40069773
Now that i have no idea but they can build up a country better
>>40069801
And then they host black bulls to take care of their unsatisfied women needs.