> Wake up, start getting ready for the gym > throw on

>not jizzing in your socks

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>looking forward to deadlift session for days
>get home from work
>getting changed
>gf comes over
>"please can you skip the gym tonight I want to stay in and cuddle"
>the fuck? no
>she gets upset and makes a scene
>I get annoyed at her faggotry and walk out
>break DL PR hard
>come home and she spouts all the shit about me not putting her first
>I've been hitting the gym for 5 years, been with her for 3.
>mfw

>>40063849
I use tissue paper like a normal human being. It only got on my shirt by accident.

>>40063870
I've been doing that, but my masturbation has gone through the roof since I started lifting and so did my toilet paper bill. Since I'm short on money, I just stopped using TP and started to cum on hardwood floor and let the dog clean it up.

Saves me money and the dog seems to love it.

>>40063849
>not jizzing in your gf

NGMI

>>40063943
Your dog will get pregnant, m8. That's how demons are born.

>>40063870
I cum in the trash can, last night I jizzed on a banana peel

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>>40063943

>>40063868
Fucking gains goblins