This guy comes up to you at the gym and calls you Bro. Says your

>>40058130
Tell him I am vegan and offer him some deadlifting advice

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>>40058130
Tell him to start training his neck

>>40058164
good choice anon, because he was going to stab you

TEST

>>40058178
stabbed

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>>40058164
>hes been training for 10 years
>cant deadlift 405 for one rep
>cant even lock it out with bad form, the dude literally cannot pick it up because hes not strong enough
>claims to be a weightlifting expert
>doesnt even deadlift from dead stop position
>uses touch and go like a NYR retard
https://youtu.be/gugIDlAPHTI?t=9s

>>40058260
why does it look like he just has a cylinder in his crotch and not a dick?
and anon, he said he was tired bro :^)

Someone should lift for six months on a normal person diet (to get above vg's level) and then go vegan for a week at his gym just to troll him.

>>40058365
Except a normal diet is pretty shit for someone looking to make healthy and serious gains.

>>40058178
how do I get this neck?

I train traps, but I don't think my neck has gotten any thicker, at least not enough for me to notice

>>40058365
but wouldnt they notice if youre eating normal

>>40058130
>what do?
"GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, NIGGA!"

>>40058365
Its not his diet thats holding him back (unless hes simply not eating enough food)

Its his shitty brosplit programming and lack of progressive overload.

>>40058425
This. This motherfucker eats a SHIT TON of fucking food. He is probably just maintaining in the gym. Some people don't want to get bigger but want to maintain where they are at.

>>40058130
lol whatever the fuck he does he will always look small

>>40058130

Didn't he just upload a video of himself almost pulling 4 plates?

>>40058449
Still bigger than you tool. I bet you eat all your meat proteins and never skip a shake right? You hate yourself for being smaller than a vegan bu bu bu I EAT MY WHEY

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>>40058130

>>40058453
How is that impressive? I'm a casual lifter, 6' 170 lbs only lifting for aesthetics and I deadlift 415.

>>40058461
but i like muh whey

>>40058494
I bet you do. Listen I'm sorry for reacting the way I did. It was unfair of me.

>>40058130
>Says your meat gains are trash and you should go vegan or else, what do?

Grab him by the balls and tell him that's one juicy vagina he has.

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>>40058130
piss him off by praising meat eating and animal slaughter and hopefully get shanked by him, ending my pathetic life

I need 3700 calories a day to bulk, no way I could do that while vegan

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"Hey man, could you stop talking to me? You're being weird."

do pic related

Eat his dog.

>>40058130
Yell loudly "I HAVE A GUN" and then tackle him.