ITT: /fit/ is mostly women >butt day >chad wont look at

>>40057645
holy shit Ariana looks terrible in that still

Autism

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>should i consider being a stripper

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>>40057657
fuck off cunt don't ever talk like that about her ever again you frigging breastlet

how do i get hamstrings like these ?

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>>40057645
>mfw go to lift today and some DYES (do you even squat) is doing some meme Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Guide on the mats

>mfw my ass is way juicier than hers
>mfw gonna go home tonight and post this story on my instagram personal but in the story gonna make the girl really seem bitchy and rude

>>40057724
i wish i could like posts on a mongolian bbw picture forum

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>>40057724
awesome

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>>40057724
Stop this is way too accurate, there's no girls on the internet

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>>40057724
>falling for the squat meme
>she thinks chad will ever mirin her pancake muscle over my voluptuous protein melons
Chestlet detected, look at her trying to cope.

>>40057702
A N A V A R
N
A
V
A
R

>one chance at life
>small breasts
>apple shape build

i will never be stacy

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>be a 6'1'' amazonian
>go to local gym with my frappo whey
>see a womanlet doing squats without plates
>compliment her on her form sarcasticly
>she says thank you
>ask her what's her facebook in a passive aggressive manner
>add her on it
>never grab a salad with her
>post her photos on /fit/ laughing at her flat ass

>>40057724
>l but in the story gonna make the girl really seem bitchy and rude

I hate that females do this. Even if the person did nothing wrong, through tone of voice and false imitations of that person (making them sound rude when they were speaking completely neutrally), they think they'll get you to agree with them.

Unfortunately it does work on their other female friends who are also stupid, who's kneejerk reaction is "oh my god gurl, she's such a bitch, you are totally right".

Should I lead this ugly gymcel on and #wastehistime?

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>be me, not you, me
>not you, hehe
>me
>um where was I
>be me at the gym today, in yoga pants
>they're um from lululemon haha
>there's actually a good sale
>>40057724
fuck this post give me attention
>there's actually a good sale atm
>um, so yeah purple leggings, training legs
>doing donkey kick backs
>my ass feels so nice, all the creepy guys staring
>probably
>anyway, lol, doing donkey kick backs
>this skinny bitch who already looks anorexic walks in
>like um, why are you even here cunt
>seriously you could see her ribs through her nike singlet
>i have the same one, got it on sale btw
>doing donkey kick backs
>decide to take a selfie
>10 mins later got a good one
>post on the gram "booty day :)"
>get 100 whiteknights complimenting me
>finally, ego stroked enough for me to have the confidence to go up to chad
>"tehe um, the machines stuck"
>chad helps me change the weight on the glute kickback machine
>fuck him in the backseat of his WRX
>boyfriend comes home and tells me about his day
>cum still dripping out of my pussy
>realize boyfriend didn't buy me anything from Pandora today
>make a personal instagram post bitching about him behind his back, receive a ton of support
>feel really good, go to sleep before he can come in and ask to have sex

pic related my bf

>>40057893
But amazonians are the manlets of women

>yelled at boyfriend for nothing
>told him he never supports me even though he does
>dump him
>wonder why he never texts me after i told him to fuck off
>chads only want my pussy
>men aren't men anymore these days
>tfw no 6'rich20yrowith12''

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>>40057926
>>make a personal instagram post bitching about him behind his back, receive a ton of support
>>40057724

this is literally way too fucking accurate, please stop posting here

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>>40057931
since fucking when are superior amazonians inferior to shit tier short women?

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>>40057926
>>40057926
>>40057926
wtfffff, i hope you dump him girrrrl, you do you xx

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EXBOYFRIEND THREADS EVERYWHERE

>>40057931
Manlet detected

>>40057931
Gremlin bitch pls go.

>>40057878
You do realize that unless a girl has a horrific face if she just gets fit then every straight male will be attracted to her? The guys that say "too much muscle" are just insecure with themselves and want a partner who doesn't pressure them to not be a lazy shit.

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>how do i fuck my brother

>>40057959
Most normalfags don't share your fetish broski
I'm sure there's women out there who fantasize about how they're delicate elf princesses beign taken by superior Dwarves, but that's not the average woman

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>>40058082
gremlin copulator detected

Quick reminder that /fit/ is DYKE ONLY. If you don't slobber that sweet sweet woman juice, you will NEVER make.

Are there any excercises to make my pussy smaller/tighter? Im way too conscious about having sex, and seeing the guys reaction when he puts it in and there's still plenty of space left.

>>40058173
>caring what men want
ayyee lmao

>>40058173
Should've stayed off the carousel SLUT

>>40058173
You can train your muscles to be able to really grab things with it. There are tools that you use to that end, like the little balls on a string.

>>40058215
t. jelly virgin

>>40058231
since when is being a female vigin a bad thing?

>>40057645
>STACY eats CUPCAKES and gets licked out by CHAD because of her genetically determined FACE, TITS and ASS

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>>40058215

I don't think that's the issue here, I've had sex with only 13 guys. I just think genetics screwed me over

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>>40058245
since when is it okay
jesus christ have you ever had sex with a virgin?

>>40058291
Are we talking in character anymore?

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>>40058290
were 13 of them black?

just lol @ these copecel gymcels who think CHAD cares about how much they can squat
all that matters is having big t&a

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>browsing /fit/ and tumblr at the same time

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>>40057645
>start going to the gym
>as my body makes progress i observe other women for comparison
>start observing more and more
>i dont even look at guys anymore i just search for the woman with the best ass
>want to grab their asses and boobs
>glaring at them in the changing room and trying to sneak a peek in the showers
>want to feel a girls sweaty body on mine and eat them out

I thought this was just a meme girls... I did not ask for this.

>finally hit 0.2/0.5/2/0.5 today after 5 years of hard work

>>40058666
This actually sounds real

>>40058666
Damn that girl is hawt!
> no lesbo

>>40058782

T O R O N T O

>>40057959

umm, no one asked for your opinion lanklet. post abs or gtfo

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Who else here /LiftingForGandy/?

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>>40058082
are you retarded? thats how women psych is entirely composed

>>40058173
>>40058290
try staying single for longer than a month

>>40058666
the majority of women are bisexual. when you dress, you dont dress to impress guys, you compete against your counterparts. men are naturally attracted to you so the only competition you have is other vaginas

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side note to all the women here, you are all sluts and that's your gene. call me virgin or neckbeard, I already won being a homosexual fucking skanks

>>40058245
>since when is it a bad thing not to take Chads big fat cock as much and as soon as possible
>since when is it a bad thing not to make it
gtfo you damn uggo. you will never be Stacey.

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>>40058867
Nigga are you retarded or is you retarded

>>40058782
>no lesbo
Wtf sis

>>40058867

Who broke your heart bro?

>>40058290
Yoni eggs/weighted things that I forget the name of.

Also its genetic, so you can only improve so much, but it does make a difference

>>40058867
what did he mean by all this?

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>>40058910
my mother for not accepting me. thus my hatred for women

>>40058932

If not trolling, I'm sorry brother. Keep your head up and try not to have a callous heart.

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Rate my routine pls

Day 1:
5 minute walk

Day 2:
Rest

Day 3:
Patriarchy smash downs x F

Day 4:
30 seconds zumba

Day 5:
Rest

Day 6:
Lmao0.25pl8 20 x 5

Day 7:
Rest

>Doing shirtless ab crunches on a yoga mat, working up a sweat
>Girl walks up and stammers something about pilates
>5/10 at best would not bang, politely indulge with a smile anyway
>Starts asking me questions about my routine just wish this little troll would go away and let me finish my workout
>Why is it only the uggos that talk to me?
>Go to bench, all the women staring and spilling their spaghetti. Typical sluts.
>Leave gym

Why are women like this, /fit/? If you are anything less than a D cup don't even bother approaching me. Thank you.

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>>40058711
Underrated

>>40059049
Pls remember to take selfies so people know that you work out

>>40059049

>lmao0.25pl8 20x5

That's way too much girlfriend, you're gonna over train if you continue to do that much.

>>40058711
fucking kek

Hey dudebot here
How do I get big abs by summer?

>>40058711
If you keep benching that much your arms/shoulder will get way too big and Chad won't fuck you.

Hello, fitizens!

Man here, I was hoping to get some help. You see, I've been really busting ass with cutting and working out.
I wanted to get a six pack for the first time ever and be able to show off at the beach. Be a real Chad you know?
And it's been working so far, but there's a problem.
My ass.
My ass is GONE.
I used to have women just gawk at my but and grab at their boyfriends ass, now...I have nothing.
Why didn't Men's Fitness warn me about this!
Can you guys help?
I want to get the six pack and get swole, but I also want to have my ass back.

PS
No I will not show Dick and I will not get the fuck out. I did that once in a penis: hot or not thread on /r9k/ and you freaking betafemales reposted the picture for weeks. I don't want to be associated with MONSTER DICK-kun moniker you creeps.

>>40057657
she looks terrible in every photo because she is a filthy beaner and should be sent to where she belongs.

who 0.25/0.5/0.75/1 yet?

>>40060301
I bet you have hair on your knuckles with numbers like that

>go to gym
>change into my typical gym clothes, sports bra with black leggings (thongs get irritating so I just go commando underneath them)
>run on treadmill for 10 minutes
>get sweaty, nipples poking through sports bra a bit, pussy is puffy so you can see my cameltoe
>see some skinny and overweight guys looking at me, i scowl at them
>see a fit cute guy looking, i smile
>decide to do some stretches to get his attention, lunging in front of him so he can see my nice butt
>comes over and talks to me, we chat a bit, i give him my number and my instagram
>after my treadmill and stretches, i go to the mirror and take a few full body selfies to post on instagram to show everyone i'm at the gym, with a caption about how guys were staring at me there, making me uncomfortable, just because im wearing this gear doesnt mean im a piece of meat
>get 50 likes, a lot of supportive comments to not let the unwanted stares get to me, feel good
>go to bathroom and take a few pictures stripping off my clothes to post to gonewild and get tons of karma and comments saying how hot i am

was a great gym trip fit. how was yours?

Wow I didn't know there were so many women in this board will anyone of you be my girlfriend?

>>40060532
REEEEEEE STACY REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40058666
just give in
>beginning of semester, every stacy's in the gym
>mostly cardio maniacs, hip bridges
>i lift with solid form, tho still lmao.05pl8
>one stacyette ventures over, deer in the headlights stare as she gingerly fingers weights
>catch her mirin as i squat, looks away immediately when i finish and catch her eye
>swallow spaghetti and ask if she lifts
>'n-no, i don't want to get too big, my boyfriend won't let me'
>tfw i want to literally slam her against the wall, rip her tank top off and kiss her so hard she speaks nothing but gibberish for days

i'm not even gay sisters how do i get rid of this feel, men just don't ever understand, leading me on when they just want pussy

>>40057893
>never grab a salad with her

Kek

>>40057682
can't believe this got no (you)s, extremely accurate. Hear this from bourgeois girls all the time

> tfw you squat and your DivaCup falls out
> tfw you don't eat ice cream for a month and Chad still doesn't notice you
> tfw you could crush a man's head between your thighs
> tfw men wince when you jerk them off
> tfw you begin to wonder how to tell if you have gyno

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>>40057645
Talk shit about me again and I'll drop a dumbbell on your neck

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>>40057657
fag
>>40060294
She's Italian, retard.

>>40057724
Post ass, no lesbo

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>>40057645
>women
>knowing about SS

>>40062315
Does she have a hearing aid?

>>40058051

Nah, I like muscle on dudes but i like my women to be feminine
>mfw grillz all cover themselves in tattoos these days

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FACE, BREASTS, ASS

this is swift and her positive canthal tilt and genetically swolen psoas and hip flexors are going IN on hundreds of chads while you squat in the gym

TITLET GYMCEL COPE

> chad only calls me when he is drunk
> can't commit because he still loves his ex
> what to do

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Post high-est guys

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there should be a version of this for women

>>40062315
>She's Italian, retard

>implying there is a difference

Hey ladies first of all no I'm not a chad just a gentlesir xD looking for advice from all you muscly babes (no misogyno) what exercises do I do to increase dick size for muh waifu?

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>>40062315
>>40062821
implying that italian women are anything but shit tier compared to superior slavic women

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>>40062812
lmao femores when will they learn

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>>40062852
Now here's the funny part
through out my entire 27 year old i have asked numerous women on their forums across the internet for advice about relationships and life in general.
never do that. Women will never give you a good advice. They have no fucking idea what they want and what they need.

Women are stupid as shit if it goes for taking care for themselves.
And most of them have daddy issues.


THOUGH NOT WE RIGHT? WE HAVE NO EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS WITH OUR DIVORCED PARENTS?

I hate it that Stacy takes all the 10/10 men. I'm a 5/10 and have to be happy about a 9/10 or even 8/10 when I'm drunk.

>>40062858
OH SHIT
I laughed at that pic for a full uninterupted minue

Thanks for the core workout bro/sis.

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>>40062858
this should be reversed.
short women are garbage

>>40058290
>only 13

i woudlnt touch that disgusting used goods even if you were the last woman alive

Anyone has any sex tips? I already do the lying down, turning my head to the right while mouning thing

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>>40062858
>falling for the short girl meme
how dumb you have to be?

>>40062878
i actually laughed
>>40062876
nigga you cray?
i recently realized that i had more girlfriends then they

>>40062315
First of all, faggot. Second of all, she is only "in part" italian, a true italian lady is more beautiful than whoever shitty pop idiot the states can come up with.

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>>40062927
>italian women
>beutiful
nigga what

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>>40062942
Try with another one

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>>40062942
>>40062972
Maybe he prefer one of our ministers

>>40062890
yeah but you're male

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>>40062972
i'm sorry, what?

>>40062991
that doesn't mean that i am no diffrent from them

>>40060294
too edgy mr. trump man

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>>40058290
>I've had sex with only 13 guys
>only 13 guy

>>40062467
It's an earpiece that lets her hear herself singing during performances.

Most musicians use them

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>>40062858
>tfw 6'5 and saw a qt as fuck girl who was my height (maybe a little shorter) at the supermarket
>tfw I was too beta to approach her
>tfw attractive women my height are as rare as unicorns
Does anyone know a reliable method of suicide?

>>40058867
can you please reread the OP

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>>40063061
>all of my girlfriends were 6' or taller
>relationships lasted max 6 months
>can't have sex with short people
>tfw getting laid only once a year
>willdiealone.png

>>40063004
there are actually quite a few differences between men and women actually anon

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>>40062984
literally garbage tier

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>>40062720

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>so you workout huh anonette?
>why don't you show us your flat stomach?

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>>40063093
i feel like a manwhore for fucking over 100 women in my 28 year old lifespan
my ex had about 10 and she is 20 by now.

i'd rather fuck an ex-slut instead of having to deal with a can't-into-sex virgin

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>>40062852
Listen here sweetie. You're gonna get a lot of passive aggressive and hypocritical comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me honey? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, darling babe.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>40063001
Im not saying that ukranians aren't any better, im saying ariana isn't italian, and italians girls aren't ugly, don't take this on a personal level

>>40063102
Try without make up, effects, camera angle and his probably big dick

>>40063140
my ex looked like this without makeup
she never did it

>There are men here roleplaying as women on a mongolian flipbook animation forum
I love shitposting and all but don't you people have better things to do?

>>40063187

lol no?

>>40063173
Then he was a nice qt mate

>>40057645
Op you from?

>>40063205
Uzbekistan

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>>40063225
jesus christ how horrifying

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>>40063240
Ehi man this is a nice place, why don't you like it?

>>40063251
so basically you have no idea if you are a Tusken Raider or a Vladimir?

>>40057853
oh my God lost it at >protein melons

>>40063251
>full of muslim terrorists

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> Ugh don't you just like hate it when your makeup starts to like run and shit when you're like working out and stuff?

>>40060532
>only getting 50 likes

confirmed never gonna make it

>>40063265
>>40063323

I just know that im a young man, not really slavic and not really mongolian, by the way there aren't a lot of terrorist here where i am. They're all on the borders

>>40057926 i dont get it
Why u posted pic of some uggo?

>>40063187
nope, my next workout is on friday, I am on vacation and my roomates are here

>>40062315
> coal burner

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>>40058711
>2

my sides

>>40062511
>tits
>on a titless woman

>>40062050
>tfw men wince when you jerk them off

Are you my future waifu?

>>40063118
>having to deal with a can't-into-sex virgin
Because you're a cuck.
Virgins are scared shitless and they will compensate for inexpirence, just lead the way, don't be a passive cuck. You can make them do anything to please you, plus it helps to be a big guy, they'll worship you.

>>40063378

Chuckled

>>40063748
i devirginized about two women in my life
both of them were a horrible fuck
if you're into masturbation with the female pussy instead of a fuck session with a fuck goddess go ahead
i'll keep my great sex to myself while you have your shit tier dick bitten and pussy "GO SLOWER PLEASE"

>>40057657
>in that still
Are.. Are you sure it's JUST that still and not all the fucking time?

>>40063801

So what, pop her flower once, "go slower" and then start to mold her to be your perfect sex slave.
Or are you one of those one night stand PUA shitlords.
I'm talking here about relationships.

>>40057645
Ahah d-don't be silly anon!

>>40057645

How do you I get more attention?

>>40058051
Fuck off m8 there's nothing wrong with having high standards for ourselves and others. You have the attitude of a mediocre piece of shit

>>40063820
that's not how relationships work bro

>>40063871

"Healthy" relationships don't work that way.
But I don't care about the quality of the relationship. I meet a young inexpirienced girl and I manipulate her to please me.
That cannot last longer than 3 months because I'm not a Chad or whatever /fit/ considers the most alpha, but I get my pleasure from those 3 months.

>>40063914
virgin detected

>>40063914
>t.virgil

>>40063111
Checked

>>40059496
Post cock or get the fuck out

>>40057645
How is this thread fit related? Yet every other feels thread gets deleted

You people don't have to complain when your threads are being swarmed with those guys instead of just having one single feels thread for people to get together

Sometimes...

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Reminder all that matters are

FACE
BUST
HIPS

STACEY drinks PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES and checks her HUNDREDS of INSTAGRAM LIKES while you go to an ICKY GYM and hit the TREADMILL for an hour listening to SELF HELP PODCASTS.

>>40057645
Let's see what you look like OP. Are you even worthy of Chad?

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>chestlets taking over the treadmills
How do you live when you wear a pair of biscuits all the time?

>>40063061
should've approached her. women that height aren't used to men approaching them

Itt /fit/ is mostly women.
100 post in all the post have shed their role playing comedic value and returned to the normal
>c Chad
>self lothing
>Slavs a shit
>how do I get qt virgin wiafu
It's amazing how much this place can change and yet remain completely the same.

>>40058166
>missing out on chad's high protein loads
>making it

Pick exactly one.

>>40058711
O i am laffin.

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>>40058290
>only

>>40062315
Goddess

>>40062878
>>40057724
too accurate

>>40062942
Says she's a Jew in your file name.
>Would still wife/10 if we were same age
>Mfw I will have a thicc mama take care of me and cook for me when I'm an old man
>Loyal AF
>Comfy AF
Chasing young tail is pointless unless you are a millionaire who doesn't need a good wife anyways.

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>>40063450
>implying she's white

I still would tho.

>>40062942
Italian women are literal goddesses you fucking faggot.

t. slav

>>40063061
don't worry anon, we're ALL to make it.

just keep going to that same grocery store

>>40058173
Stop fucking dicklets

>>40058166
>you will never make.
make what?
more than a man for the same job?

>>40063093
>Falling for the biogender-meme
>Unironically believes fascist discourse
>Not transcending heterocentric norms

This one's not going to make it siz'z

>>40058666
sisssss
can you even satisy such girl with just fingers and tongue...

>>40062972
gorgeous

>>40063001
ayyylmao-tier

This thread isn't "mostly women" it's just unfunny jokes with the occasional nugget of gold and gay chicks looking to score.

>>40057645
this is my first post on (and the first time I've ever browsed) /fit/. I thought I wanted to come here to learn how to lose a few pounds, but nobody here but men pretending to be women. I'm going to try somewhere else that isn't as weird as this place.

>>40063748
>they will compensate for inexpirence
Holy shit I'm kekking. Confirmed for never fucked a virgin

>>40062858
Mfw thicc 5'7 oly lifter. My boyfriend likes me at least.

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>Itt: kissless friendless virgin white males who hate women
pic is me btw

>>40062511

Taylor pls go