>tfw you spent THOUSANDS of hours on 4chan when this time could have been better spent doing something productive
roll to leave 4chan
dubs or higher
>>40036896
I don't even lift but I still go on here.
>>40036902
Roll
Because we can relate to other 4chan users more than the normies in the real world.
>>40036902
roll
>>40036916
I don't want to relate to you fucking faggots
roll 2 leave, dubs or higher
ROLL
ROLL
ROLL
sage me out senpai
>>40036902
roll
>>40036933
You're welcome to leave anytime :^)
cya faggots
>>40036902
Roll
>tfw you try to leave several times but can't
I'm really afraid that the "you're here forever" meme is actually true.
>>40037037
Iktfb
>>40037037
>>40037059
I think it is. Been here since 2009. I don't even remember my life before this board. Don't get me wrong, I've self improved plenty with /fit/ , /fa/, /mu/, /sci/, etc, but you really are here forever. The people who manage to leave are just normies who stumbled upon 4chan and then got bored of it and drifted onto something else as normies tend to do.
The scary thing is, if we're all here forever, then what is 4chan going to be like 5 years from now? 10? 20? What are WE going to be like in that time? I know for a fact that when I'm 30 and have a wife and kids, I'm going to come home from work, eat and set my kids to sleep, then turn the lights off, sit on the computer and go on /pol/ or something and see what everyone is talking about.
It sends a shiver down my back just thinking about the fact that I'm going to be on this board shitposting with you faggots for the rest of my life.
Fuck it. Rolling
>>40037088
Holy shit. Is this bye bye? I DON'T WANNA LEAVE, I JUST GOT HERE
>>40037086
Too real. Delete this.
>>40036902
roll
>>40037095
Get out while you still can faggot
>>40037100
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT WANT TO LEAVE THIS PLACE. PLEASE NO
>>40037086
I am 31 and have some news for you: That wife and kids aren't part of your future. Only the part about coming home and shitposting daily will be real.
>>40037113
>>40037095
Stop rolling for something you're not even gonna follow through on you fucking retards
>>40037106
B-But there's still a lot to self-improve! I'm not even /fit/ yet! I've never browsed /fa/, I still don't know the truth about the holocaust, I've never gotten a quad!
>>40037086
Dude I know that feel.
I remember taking a picture of my body and posting it on /fit/ when I was 16 and asking how I could get fit....
It's been 5 fucking years.
>>40037086
>>40037119
this is terrifying to read
>>40037127
I will follow through with it. I worship the god Kek as my lord and saviour. His will is my command. But still... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
roll
pls let me leave
>>40037138
A-Are you fit now Senpai?
>>40036902
This is my home
>>40037188
Uh oh
>>40037182
definitely not as fit as I should be. A lot happened between then and now.
>>40037086
>>40037119
Fuck that shit.
If 222 I leave and never come back.
>>40037199
Your time is up, it seems. At least tells us the story before you leave.
>>40037223
top kuck
>>40037223
Sorry Jimbo, looks like you're here forever!
>>40036902
I dont wanna leave but, dubz decide
>>40036902
rollinggg
>>40037223
U CANT LEAVE! U R HERE 5EVER M909
>>40037138
Haha, bro, me too. I did the same thing when I was 17 and I'm 22 now
>>40037095
Run you fool.
>>40037223
Eh. I'll settle for these then.
>>40037299
Bye cunts :^)
>>40037230
Not much to say.
Just haven't been lifting all the way throughout. Had shoulder surgery which put me out for a while, little stuff like that.
>>40037223
>>40037300
GODDAMNIT FUCK
I WANT OUT
>>40037273
I don't think that was his mask when the song came out desu senpai.
>>40037297
S-Should I? But I don't fit in with the normies anymore!
>>40037086
>yfw in 40 years from now we are all grandpas getting called newfags
>>40036902
Rewl.
If this is my last post here... We're all gonna make it brahs.
I'll still browse /lit/, though.
>>40037335
Leave now fgt
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Roll
I spend every spare moment on this fucking board. I often cut things short just so I can post here more.
>Christmas
>Whole family downstairs, exchanging gifts, eating food, having a nice time
>It is nice but uncomfortable because I haven't been on 4chan for like 6 waking hours
>Need an excuse to get upstairs
>One of the gifts my uncle bought for me as a joke was a penis shaped soap
>Loudly shout 'I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WASH MYSELF WITH THIS, I'LL GO RESEARCH IT'
>run upstairs
>post for 20 minutes on 4chan
>feel relieved
>need to look like I was actually researching
>go back downstairs
>family looks at me
>start sucking the penis soap
>'aaa=a-apparently you wash your mouth with it haha'
>dad slaps me for doing this in front of the young kids
fuck I am addicted. I literally have no ambition other than be here most of the time
>>40037593
>>40037223
>he actually thought he could leave
GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>40036902
take me awaaaaay
>>40036902
roll
>>40037655
fuck
singles and i DON'T leave this place
>>40036896
At least you're not spending 8 hours a day in a stream chat.
>>40036902
Rollen
>>40036902
Evens a week
Dubs a month
>>40037086
Think of it this way though, nearly everyone that grew up with the internet has a site they stick too.
It doesn't matter if it's Facebook, Reddit, 4chan, Youtube, Buzzfeed, or anything like that. I know it's easy to sit here and be like "yeah, but 4chan is unproductive" and all that. Until you realize that 1.5 million people watched that video Youtube pushed about honey bees rejecting a queen. That's some unproductive shit. It was just a russian dude talking for a few minutes. Those people are wasting their lives just like you.
We're all wasting it, and the little bits that you see of people being productive is only what they want you to see. When the cameras are off, they're wasting it too.
>>40036902
Really don't want to leave, but I know it's best for me
I'm at god's mercy.
>>40036902
Roll.
>tfw 3k hours in LoL
Luckily I'm getting tired of it already.
>>40036902
Freedom!
>>40036902
let me escape
>>40036902
it's been 10 years already...
>>40037188
Apparently not, gtfo
>>40036902
My escape.
This is my chance to leave.
Please... Let me leave this place... I can't stay here. I have a life that I have to catch up on, I've been standing stagnant for far too long, I need to move...
>>40036902
>40036902
>>40036902
Never going to leave this shithole
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Rolllllolol
>>40036902
aaaaaAAAAGHHHH
>>40036896
dude it wouldnt matter i only browse 4chan when i m at work, not when i m being productive working out or taking care of my familly.
iktf
I started going on 4chan when I was 18 and I'm 31 now. It's a curse.
>>40038588
Bye, lad.
>>40036902
never gonna give you up
never gonna leave you
>>40038586
It really is a curse. I have a love-hate relationship with this place. It can be a funny place but at the same time it's one of the most negative communities on the internet.
Rollin'
>>40036896
4chan, games, facebook, whatever. It drained so much out of me in my life. Sometimes I wonder how life wouldve been 30-40 years ago, when internet and PC's didnt exist. People would go outside in their free time, hang with people, make real life experiences, and actually live.
I was born in the wrong generation, I hate people being on their phones all the time, I hate the internet, I hate online dating. I wish I could live in a time where people didnt live on the internet
>>40037918
If you're not diamond atleast I'm laughing at you
>>40036902
whatever is thy will, Kek
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Rollin
>>40037086
DELET THIS
>>40038629
30-40 years ago if you lived in a small town your life was shit. Without internet you were stuck with the same peer group that you couldn't escape from. Either you were social with them and the same dozen or so guys passed the same dozen or so girls around and you drank beer on a tailgate, or you weren't that social and you were stuck at home doing nerdy shit like building models or reading Lord of the Rings. It's not like people were more productive, they just found different ways to waste time.
>>40037086
>>40037119
Truth. I'm 36 and still come back to an empty home and shitpost. I have more money than I had 10 years, but that's pretty much it.
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036896
>You spend thousands of hours on 4chan
>only to break free from the civilization decline cycle that engulfs all of humanity right now
neat
>>40037086
>2009
I've been here since 2005 dude, I've almost spent half my fucking life shitposting on 4chan. One of the guys at uni literally said
>oh you were big on 4chan? Your personality makes sense now
I'm literally part of the system, I've been here so long its probably been one of the biggest driving forces in my personality growth. I don't know if I'll ever be able to leave fully, when ever it happens I usually find a new board and keep on shitposting.
>>40036902
rollan
>>40037086
>tfw I can't remember when I first came here, its like I've always been shitposting
>>40036896
roll
>>40037086
>34, wife, two kids
>been here for years and years
>will be here for years to come
>no biggie
It only hurts if 4chan figures largely in your life. The hurt would be the same if ANY website featured largely in your life. Mindless browsing and shitposting should not take up more than a couple hours of your day. If it does, you need to take action.
Godspeed kiddos.
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
'okay'
>>40038729
This. Been here for 8 years, it has shaped who I am to a huge extent. In a way I am grateful, I have learned so much here. But also I feel what I have learned has held me back from a normal life alot. Other people are fully engaged in the here and now because they arent overly aware of the outside world. They only watch TV or go on facebook, their life is still pretty well contained within a bubble. Here you see everything, at least alot more than normies. For me it has causes a disconnect. Nothing in my immediate life seems overly important compared to the big wide world.
Again, not sure if this is a positive or a negative. People live perfectly happy without knowing the knowledge contained here. But at the same time now that I know so many truths I would hate to think how retarded I would be, how many wrong decisions I would make without it.
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Take me off this ride
>>40036902
gogogo
>>40036902
Ugh.
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
rollan
>>40036902
Nice
>>40036902
Rollin''
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
re rolling
>>40036902
>>40036902
Rolling in the deep
>>40036902
rollin
>>40036902
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Reroll
>>40036902
been on here for 8 years. with the time I spent on here I could have learnt several languages or done something else extremely productive.
at least spending my time on here is better than spending it on facebook or twitter.
>>40040090
just realised 2006 was 11 years ago not 8..
oh god.
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
>dubs or higher
>>40036902
>>40036902
Go go go go
>>40037086
>>40037086
We will always be woke and pill pilled
>>40036902
Roll
Fuck my life I've been here since 07
>>40036902
roll
as long as there's a today it's never too late to start
but you need to keep working hard tomorrow aswell
it's a game and the only winning move is not to give up, but even in defeat there's still a today, still a tomorrow and still that winning move for you to make
you've been having a sappy dream, so wake up
your past self is depending on you
your future self is waiting for you
and today is your lucky day
it's your turn, nobody else's
make your move
I've spent 10 years here, but in that time I've learned 3 languages, gotten fit, completed a military enlistment, visited 6 continents, and generally done well for myself and I spend unhealthy amounts of time here. This place is not mutually exclusive with anything. Most of you would be exactly where you are if you had never heard of this place. You don't really care about any of the shit you haven't done, you just think it might be nice if it all came together for you.
>>40036896
>you spent years on here when you could have been getting fit and not half assing it
>you'd look good and be healthy
>life would be better
>>40036902
Please, let me leave!
Pic unrelated.
Rawl
>>40036902
cant do this anymore, roll
>>40036902
roll
>>40036921
Roll
>>40041055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN8Y6ofXc8M
>>40041055
>>40041078
Fuck.. that's it I guess wish be luck bro's
>>40036902
Rolling to save my life
>>40036902
rollin
>>40036902
please free me
>>40036902
This is my chance
>>40036902
Roal
>>40036902
Roll
I first randomly lurked in 2008 but didn't bother with the site. It was in 2009 when I really started with 4chinz. This fucking chinese cartoon imageboard.
I've learned a lot and I find that generally, people in all specialty boards really know their shit. And I'm not even an older era oldfag, hell none of us from 2009 would even consider ourselves oldfags. I've also left humanity behind slowly in that span of time, getting less and less interested with normalfags and casuals. But that's what this site does to you. Or maybe that's just me.
Oh my god you really are here forever.
tldr; gtfo before this becomes part of your daily routine
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
dubaroonie
>>40037593
Just post from mobile you absolute mongoloid. dye /fit between sets ?
>>40036902
Roll time.
>>40036902
chekkam
>>40036902
PLEASE
>>40036902
I think I am ready.
>>40041566
FAREWELL BRETHREN
>>40037086
>I know for a fact that when I'm 30
I'm 30, been posting on 4chan since I was 18.
Let that sink in.
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Has the time come? Maybe I'm not ready.
>>40036902
This may be the end
>>40041711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxabLA7UQ9k
>>40041578
Fucking reroll. I have been here for 10 years. I deserve to leave. I have almost made it.
>>40041711
>>40041736
Hahahaha, farewell anon. But we both know this isn't really the end, now is it?
>>40041748
Let me go, please...
>>40041761
Liberate me.
>>40036902
See ya faggots
>>40041788
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Exym33hS7ps
Enjoy the song.
>>40041711
see you tomorrow anon
>>40041788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkArQ_qTegM
>>40036902
it's time
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
Check em
It's so time consuming
I wish i could chek this site for like 15 minutes each day but I spend hours here
>>40036902
hey
>>40041855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8KHXKOji4Q
>>40036902
I need to get out of this place.
>>40038703
This
Stay with 90 yr old (hes still highly alert and even drives)
>constantly comments about me being on my "toy"(phone browsing 4chan)
>he spends hours staring at tv, magazines, bible, ect..
>sees me check phone "your married to that toy of yours, whats so interesting on it?"
>>40041855
so long boys, it was fun
>>40036902
rolling for lols
>>40041944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIRcnlRKF8
>>40038703
>30-40 years ago if you lived in a small town your life was shit. Without internet you were stuck with the same peer group that you couldn't escape from. Either you were social with them and the same dozen or so guys passed the same dozen or so girls around and you drank beer on a tailgate, or you weren't that social and you were stuck at home doing nerdy shit like building models or reading Lord of the Rings. It's not like people were more productive, they just found different ways to waste time.
The thing is, there are and were always people who did more interesting things.
Spending my time no 4chan just reminds me that I am not one of those people.
>>40041944
Alright, time for me to leave humanity behind.
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
fuck
>>40036902
Please take me away
>>40036902
pls
I've been posting for more than ten years. I love 4chan, I honesty don't think it has negatively effected my life. I work in finance, had sex with quite a lot of girls, am fit and people think I'm a funny guy and it's mostly from stuff I applied from the different boards. I'll be posting here forever and I don't care.
>>40038976
this is so fucking underrated
>>40036902
jun
>>40037145
cya tomorrow
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
Please
>>40036902
Freedom!
Asdf
>>40036902
roll
>>40036896
roll
>>40036902
release me
>>40036902
Henry rollins
>>40041622
please tell me about your life... i am on track to becoming you
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
kek give me dubs
>>40036902
yes pls
>>40036902
Rollan
>>40036902
rollerooni
>>40037086
>2009
Fucking newfag cancer
>>40036902
please
>>40036902
Rol
4chan made me hate all other websites tbqh
>>40036902
dubs plz
>>40036902
plz let me leave
>>40043977
Holy shit, i'm taking this as an omen and leaving for good. Goodbye everyone.
>>40036902
please god if dubs or greater i will never return
>>40037086
>>40036902
Englebert me
>>40036902
10 YEARS AND THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS
>>40037086
Try 2006. I still refuse to accept that i was raised on the first worldwide collective hivemind telepathy attempt of humankind and learned how the world realy works from a bunch of random memesters. Although i'm almost a normie, sometimes i wish that i was as ignorant as them. That i never tasted the forbidden fruit of knowledge and cutting edge memes.
Roll to leave
>>40037086
U want feels breh huh? Is that what you want?
>>40036902
you're here forever because you're weak.
>>40036896
fREEEE me from this nightmare.
>>40044315
>>40036902
RoLl
>>40044341
>>40036902
Idk why im rolling, i'll come back, always have always will
>>40044360
like and subscribe
>>40044374
> I have to read this like some chink comic
>>40044374
>>40036902
Roll H
>>40036902
roll
>>40044400
byeeeeeeeeeee
>>40044390
>>40044400
>>40044417
Goodbye friends, time to make something of myself
>>40036902
Please
>>40036902
roll
YOULL BE BACK FAGGOTS. YOULL NEVER LEAVE
>>40036902
wubadubalubdub
>>40036896
4chan is a tool, like a hammer. It's up to you to use that hammer constructively, or to use that hammer's handle side as a dildo...like a degenerate.
>be me six months ago
>"skinny fat," and prejudice against LGBT due to left wing radicals
>start going to /fit/ for physical gains
>start going to /LGBT/ for emotional/social/intellectual gains
>tfw girls eye up on the street due to gains and confidence
>feelsgood.jpg
>tfw when you catch a tranny failing stealth mode but address her as a lady anyways because she's politely trying her best
>tfw you could of swore she looked passable smiling in response
>feelsbetter.gif
4chan has made me a better person.
>>40044936
Kindly end yourself
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
get me out
>>40043066
Well fuck
>>40045033
well see you never faggots
>>40036902
>tfw i need 4chan for redpills and gains guidelines
IM NOT READY TO LEAVE
>>40036896
its time
>>40036902
release me
>>40036902
Please lord kek grant me my freedom from this hellhole.
>>40037119
Fuck it, dubs or not I'm out of here.
It's been fun lads, I'll really miss you guys.
No homo.
Farewell.
>>40036902
rollin on the river
>>40045106
Here they are.
>>40036902
Forever? Fine. Fun while it lasted.
>>40036902
You can never leave.
>>40037086
25. Married attorney with a child on the way. No matter how successful you are, no matter how loved you are, your assist stuck here forever.
>>40037086
>>40037119
13 Years on 4chin checking in. Crossing the 30 plane later this year. He's right you know. I've lapsed and left for even large gaps of months at a time. Even managed to maintain an internet-free lifestyle (working out, studying, reading, going out) most of last year. It's gotten to the point where I barely find any joy in the boards, so many posters are obviously the shitty teenage edgelords we were in our time, and yet I'm here now, browsing my night away.
I live a fairly successful life by normie standards at this point, still maintain diet and workout, go out moderately with a few accquaintences, have a career I enjoy in a field that isn't pure wageslavery. I thought that browsing this site was a period of shit in my life I'd move past, but it's true lads, you're here forever.
>>40036902
rollerino
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
my hoem as well
>>40036902
Please
>>40036902
get me out of here
>>40037086
>>40037119
>>40037970
>>40038586
>>40038714
>>40038729
>>40041288
>>40041622
>>40044152
>>40046471
>>40046525
KIDDOS HEED THIS WARNING:
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
IT'S TOO LATE FOR US BUT YOU CAN STILL LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
>>40036902
rolla
>>40046957
reroll
>>40036902
I need this
>>40036902
Forever please
>>40046975
Reroll
>>40046998
Oh my god why can't I just leave this place
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
Rollan
>>40036902
Please
>>40036902
Release me
>>40047071
r-reroll? please
I do not wish to leave.
dubs and i will never visit this site ever again.
>>40047099
B T F O
T
F
O
>>40047099
I envy you
>>40036902
Rolling
>>40036896
rolling to get rid of this bullshit website
>>40036902
>roll to leave 4chan
>dubs or higher
But anon, why would someone want to leave 4chan? /s
>>40037223
Rerolling
If get, everyone who rolled in this thread leaves /fit/
F O R E V E R
>>40036902
Lady luck is with me.
>>40047222
WOHOOOOOO CYA NERDS
I left for a little more than a month in july after being here since 2010 and tried to better myself by not being racist and trying to be more of a normie. Everything felt so empty and all I did was watch shows on netflix. Though /pol/ and the rest of this website can be incredibly negative I've learned some serious redpills and have seen the dankest of memes that I can use to make myself laugh almost any time of the day. I just need to use this site less as opposed to hours a day.
>>40036902
May I please leave 4chan?
>>40047222
DING DING DING
>>40047222
>>40047261
Fuck.
>>40047222
goddamn bwoi u up n done it
>>40047222
If 333 this post is null and void
>>40036902
I'll roll.
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
freedom?
>>40036902
if dubs everyone comes back
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036896
as an introvert I find my time on here productive in the sense that it's time away from people where I can sort of relax and zone out
so I don't think it's totally wasted
>>40036902
pls
>>40036902
TROLL
>>40036896
There is nothing more productive than procrastinating
>>40036902
rolleando
i mean even if i get em im still gonna come back
>>40047561
reroll please dear lord
>>40036902
Please free me from this hell
>>40036902
let me leave
>>40036896
I want off of Mr. bones wild ride.
>>40036902
rollerino
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
goodbye niggers
>>40036902
LEAVIN
>>40036902
Roll
>>40036902
Please
>>40036902
Rolando.
>>40036902
end my pain
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
roll
>>40036902
I need off this ride.
>>40036902
Rollo