>you work out anon? >lift your shirt! show us your abs!

>these threads
>confirmed for never having interactions with women

>>40035237
definitions of butterface holy shit

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>>40035237
Because I was a fat shit til I turned 21 and will only ever see my top four abs.

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>>40035237
im a permabulker

>>40035237
I'm going for a Str build

left tbqh

>>40035253
fuck man tell me about it, what's your story?

iskra is hut as fuck

>>40035237
I just ate half a dozen mcdoubles so im kind of bloated

wait until may baby

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>sorry anon, you're just not as fit as my black bf
>I'm sure you'll find a nice girl though, you're a really nice guy!

>>40035237
>tfw my gf gets drunk and tells other girls to feel my abs

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>>40035237
rolling for gf

>>40035320
>this actually happened to me, but she was a latin girl

and that's why I started lifting.

>>40035237
i'm not a faggot

>>40035407
rolling

I started king of all skeletons at 6'4" 151lbs, so to have bf% so high I can't at least flex to show abs feels gross.

>>40035407
pls

>>40035407
Rollling, 123456

>>40035407
do people realize yet that while roll posts get a bunch of bumps they kill off any discussion and the thread itself?
Also go 0, I'm not lifting to get a dyel grill

>>40035407
4,5,6 pls

>>40035243
T. autist

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>tfw to intelligent to cut

>>40035407
brap

>>40035646

>do people realize yet that while roll posts get a bunch of bumps they kill off any discussion and the thread itself?
Yes that's the point. This is what happens when OP is a faggot shitposter

>>40035407
Middle I guess

>>40035407
pls

>>40035407
ok

>>40035407
goddamn, girl on the left is nice

>>40035930
sorry pham

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Taken a few days ago. Currently 190lbs. Bulking like a champ

>>40035407
0 pls. Don't want a dyel fatty gf.

>>40035969
why did you feel the need to post this?

>>40035407
pls

>>40035237
hey neither do any of you.

Why post pics of fat chicks OP?

>>40036000
why did you feel the need to post this?

>>40035969
nice turtle shell

*pukes*

I'm working on it girls, I'm working on it. Check this out though.
*unzips dick*

>>40036022
>unzips dick

>>40035407
0 pls

>>40035407
1-6 or 0 plz

>>40035407
roll

>>40035407
tfw

>>40035407
roll 4,5,6

>>40035407
peep pee poo poo

>>40035270
Should have pumped more into AGL to be honest senpai

>>40035407
roll for iskra

>>40036268
LOL I'm sorry pal

>>40035407
>qt blonde please

>>40035407
rollin for iskra

>>40035237

roll 1,2,3

>>40035407
Gogo

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>>40036306
Right on the money

>>40035407
>tfw 0 destiny

>>40035407
rolling for thicc

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>>40035407
roll

>>40035407
tfw no gf

>>40035407
K

>>40035237
Is this that common or is OP meeming with these threads?

>>40035407
55

>>40035407
barrel rolling

>>40035248
pointy elbows too

I'm like 20% bodyfat and yet I have a girlfriend
Explain that one

I haven't told people I work out yet until I get a six pack desu.

>>40036709
she like 35%

>>40035274
Once upon a time I was fat
Then I wasn't.
The end.

To be honest you can still get women to be attracted to you as long as you don't have fucking huge ass gut and have reasonable arms. Not acting fucking autistic helps too. Abs are nice but not quintessential

>>40035407
pls God let this be the year

>>40035407
lets see

>>40035407
rolllll

>>40036760
>implying that most of the guys on this board aren't autistic mouth breathers

>>40035407
Roll

>>40035407
Rolling.

>>40035407
0 plz

>>40035237
Fuck off, you fat instagram slut. Who are you to ask me about a sixpack?

>>40035475
You know lifting doesn't make you black, right?

Is it bad that I don't even regard non-white women as potential partners or even real people?

>>40035407
cmon middle pls

>>40035407

>>40035407
Gimme that 4,5,6.

>>40038023
Fuck.

>>40037775
Completely reasonable.

>>40035237

Heh, I was waiting for someone to ask me that. I knew you womenfolk are weak willed creatures driven only by earthly desire. I pity you for I am enlightened by the journey to aesthetics. It is a humbling and disciplined road, some might compare it to being an ancient warrior like samurai. But I digress... Why do you expect me to show you my abs that Ihave worked hard to obtain while you keep strotting around scantily clad with your pudgy bodies? Do you think that just being born with a vagina makes you attractive? Hate to burst your bubble but it does not. For such a enlightened gentleman as myself there needs to be a woman of virtue, a true goddess to match my glow. As you might have guessed none of you fit that criteria. You have coasted your entire lives riding on the welfare brought by your gender. All your life everything has been given to you, no effort required. That is why your bodies are soft and your will is weak. You will never experience me, a real man, on top of you. All you will feel is the inferior beta orbiters. But today is your lucky day. You get to have a glimpse beyond the gates of heaven...

*flashes chiseled, perfect abs*

*panties soak*

Heh, just as I thought.

>>40037775

>regarding women as real people in the first place

Dont fall for the meme brehs

>>40035407
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPF!

>>40036330
>tfw non gf

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Pardon me ladies, for I am a fair man who has sinned.

>>40038116

You forgot to tip fedora.

>>40035407
Rollin

>>40035407
sheeeeit

>>40035407
lil

>>40038247
shit

captcha: Discount STREET

I do you cackling walrus

>>40038265
Hey pajeet

>>40035407
0 please

Umm... because eff your beauty standards, that's why
#fierce #fiesty #iwishmarilynwasstillalive

>>40035407

4/5/6 get

>>40036000
>000

>>40035407
rick roll

>>40037309
/thread

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>>40037726

>>40035407

rolling for any~~~

>>40035475
she meant to say not as hung

>>40035407
HERE WE GO

>>40035237
OP has some weird gay fantasy.

Girls don't ask you to get your belly out.

Gay boys do.

Girls are much more interested in raw strength and controlled masculine aggression.

>>40035407
gib

>>40035407
wat will happen? please be the one on the left.

>>40035248
>implying you wouldn't fuck all 3

>>40035407
[spoilers]please left girl[/spoilers]

>>40035407
rollin for middle.
Dont want to racemix

>>40035407
Thicc one in the middle pls

Can the DYEL skinnyfat OP who keeps making these TOTALLY HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL threads post his body so we can all have a real laugh??

>>40035668
t.virgin basement dweller who never steps outside and just assumes all women are super shallow

>>40035237
I really wouldn't care what those women think about me.

Just make me even more attracted to traps, actually.

They are not hot and Iskra coalburns for free, i respect hookers more than women like that.

>>40035407
rollingz

>>40036100
damn
teach me your ways

>>40035407
C'mooon a v e r a g e

>>40035407
rollan

>>40036760
Good luck getting that across to these jaded virgins. I'm skinnyfat and I'm sure I pull more chicks than anyone here who has more muscle than me and even a lol6pak

>>40037775
That's normal. Women do that too.

>>40035407
456 plz

>>40035407
Roll

>>40035237
When will I ever be in this situation with three half-naked girls who are even remotely interested in me?

>>40035407
rollan

>>40035407
ROLL

>>40038804
Never. You're a piece of shit who asks questions like that, so it's obvious you don't have the ability (nor put in the effort) to even get 1 girl, let alone 3. You're the kind that fantasizes but doesn't actually do anything.

>>40035407
tfw no gf

>>40035237
>implying I'd ever talk to chicks about lifting
>implying I'd ever talk to chicks
Either way, it's bulking season. Now if you'll excuse me, I have beer to drink

>>40038884
>Here we see the fatfuck in his typical cuckshed, acting like he doesn't care about the opposite sex. However, notice his tears before he goes to sleep

>>40036000
Can't argue with trips.

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>>40035237
But I do I haven't been above 15%bf in nearly 2 years now (and I use SARMs desu)
Not everyone on /fit/'s a permabulk fatass

>>40038894
You missed my point. I'm saying they don't talk to me BECAUSE I'm un/fit/.

Reading comprehension brah

>>40035243
this has happened to me before

>>40038947
Bullshit. You're just making excuses and embracing failure so you won't even have to try. You're pathetic.

>>40035407
bruh

>>40035407
roller

>>40035237
This is why I don't tell anyone that I lift.
One of my family members told me that i was packing on some muscle, all i said was that i guess i'm growing up or something.

People criticize for the tiny physical imperfections if they know you lift, it's bullshit.

>>40035407
gotem

>>40035407
pleacccc

>>40035407
rolling 1-6

>>40038860
No kek, i don't even fantasize about it

>>40039052
How does it feel to be so neutered? Life must be horrible for you and the worst part is that you keep it like that by your own free will.

>>40035407
Roll

because I'm skinny skeleton and actually working out my core would just make me look more disgusting

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>>40035407
roll

>>40036690
kek

>>40038773
wow you sound like a pussy god

>>40035407
rrrrroll

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>>40035237
I'M WINTER BULKING REEEEEEEEE

>>40039220
Only when compared to you.

>>40035407
rolan

>>40035237
I usually don't drink because it's unhealthy but you're pretty cute so I guess I could make an exception.

>>40035407
middle is best girl.

>>40035407
Sure

>>40035646
>I'm not lifting to get a dyel grill
>not wanting a S O F T qt plow girl in which to plant babies 9" deep every 9 months
>not doing your 9x9s

>>40035407
Gimme that jungle asian, come onnnnnn!

>>40035237
>I'm from bulkan, in east parts of europoor cuntries

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>>40039253
>winter bulking in January

>>40038939
Things get difficult if you're not /fraud/ mait

>>40039823
It's winter until April

>>40035969
wrong thread guy

>>40035407
Gonna get 0

>>40035407
456 plz

not on roids and didnt have lipo yo
why dont you have big fake tits?

>>40035407
roll

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>>40035237
Middle had work done on her ass and hips. Funny, because she's always propped up as something to look up to for "plus sized" bitches.

>>40035320
but I'm black t oo

>>40039948
dissapoint

>>40039948
I thought she was a "naturally" beautiful model.

Guess not.

Reminds me of Jasmine Mendez, but Mendez's butt now looks like they glued a pair of DDs on her ass.

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>>40039948
Can't stand her

>>40040048
Was gonna search and post a vid of how they do the "enlargement" procedure but I'm too lazy.

They basically suck the fat out of you fatty tissue, but it in a vat, and through the magic of modern engineering suck the fat out of the fat, use a big ass needle that they stick into your ass cheeks to slowly drip the fat inside while moving said needle around to get the fat nice and even.

But it still retains the cottage cheese look no matter how fit owner of said ass is.

>>40040087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaAS47oEdIY

>>40035407
Tfw

>>40035407
pointy elbow chink pls

>>40040048
What the fuck did she do....

>>40035407
plz god

>>40040152
welp

>>40035407
lmao

Who are these girls?

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>>40035407
How about a version for use T H I N N guys. Same numbers.

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>>40035407

>>40035407
rooooooool

>>40040203
Good lad. Rolling.

>>40035320
I'll eat your cunt while he fucks my butt

>>40040203
pls god, gimme 4,5 or 6

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>>40040260
Fuck..

>>40035407
BLONDE QT GET

>>40035237
Stop saying I don't, it's clearly right there you retarded cunts.

>>40035407
rollerino

>>40035407
roll again

>>40035270
no dex fags allowed.

>>40035407
456

>>40035407

iiiiiiskra

>>40035407
rollerino give me the thicc 4 5 6 please

>>40035407
roll

>>40039948
better now that she is not a fatass

>>40038781
456 plz = 110 usd

https://www.google.com/search?q=456+plz+to+usd

>>40035407
rolling to remove loneliness

>>40039926
456 plz = 110 usd

https://www.google.com/search?q=456+plz+to+usd

>>40035407
LETS DO IT

>>40035407
Rollo

>>40035299
/thread

>>40035407
456 pls god

>>40036013
why did you feel the need to post this?

>>40035407
rollinnnggggggg

>>40035407
roll

>>40035407
Lets go Iskra

>>40040203
Middle one plz

>>40035407
pls iskra

>>40035407
Rolling

>>40035407
vrwadennvjlks

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>>40040910
>>40041002
>>40040880
>>40040660
>>40040260
we-we're gonna make it right? it's only a coincidence

>>40035407
rolling for 4-6

>>40035237
because im not a 14 year old prepubescent boy? Do anyone over 18 actually think sixpacs look good? I am 100% serious when i say that i do not want a sixpack. I think around 15-20% bf looks MUCH better and more manly.

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>>40035407
Roll

>>40035407
roll

>>40035407
please 456

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>>40035237
B-because it's b-b-b-b-b-bulk se-season
PLEASE LOVE ME

>>40042221
FUCK

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>>40035407
COME ON ASN

>>40035407
rallin

>>40042256
rekd

>>40035407
one more for the road

>>40035407
rolling

>>40035407
rollan'

>>40035775
kinobody

>>40035969
roids n lipo
still look kinda liek shit
you musta cycled off n ate burders n pizza
manlet
nothing you do is like a champ

>>40035407
4 5 6 please.

>>40035407
>>40042769
Re rolling

>>40035407
1 gf pls

>>40035407
If dubs I get a gf this semester

>>40035407
dead in water roll

>>40042837
reoll

>>40035407
rollan for
mid

>>40035407
Rolling for Gains goblins

if dubs I will go take a shit

>>40035407
rollin

>>40035407
roill1

>>40035237
2>3>1

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>>40043124

>>40035407
go

>>40035407
sure

>>40035407
first one plz

>>40035407
i need motivation

>>40043154
kek

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>>40035237
Im 18. Am I /fit/ enough to be a Fitness youtuber? Thinking of starting a Channel...

>>40035407
Wizard roll I gauruntee.

>>40044410
ur flexing too hard not real abs

>>40035407
4-9 pls kek

>>40044479
Nobody has proper unflexed abs >6%

>>40035407
roll

>>40035407
rolling, as pathetic as it is

>>40044690
> tfwnogf

>>40035646
That's the point friendo
Also I'm a whore for (you)s

>>40035708
Jesus Christ that's really his wife

>>40035407
rolling

>>40035407
Middle thicc qt please.

>>40035407
MIDDLE holy shit

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>>40045350
Just like real life then.

>>40035407
MOMMY

>>40035407
the jap one plz

>>40035237
Iskra is so sexy

>>40035407
triller

>>40035407
roll

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>>40035237
>MFW I actually do have a six pack
>Usually I'm not a douche and don't show it off
>Once I had to swap shirts in class
>A girl noticed
>I got a compliment
>Now other girls ask to see my six pack

I think people in collage just assumed I'm half troll under my clothes

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>>40045529
>collage

>>40035407
rollerinoo

>>40036733
quality story

mademecry/10

also, checked

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>>40042191

>>40035708
Zizek really needs to chill on that cocaine, man.

>>40035407
pls mid

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>>40035407

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>>40045730

>>40035407
Rolling

>>40035407

pls 4,5,6

>>40035407
pl

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>>40035407
roll

>>40035407
fuck it

>>40035407
rolling again

>>40035407

1-6 let's goooooooooo

>>40035407
ayy kekest lel

Rollang

>>40035237
i like to eat and enjoy eating so yeah nah im happy with just having a flat stomach pls and thnx

>>40035407
rolling boi

>>40035407
0 get

>>40035407
rolandolo

>>40035237
How do they smile?
How are they so happy and confident?
How are they happy with themselves?

Oh the joys of being a female, it must be nice to have a little warm moist hole between your legs that gives you access to the world. All these women have to do is walk up to a beta, kiss him suggestively and forcefully, and she can control him forever.

>>40050451
10/10

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>>40050451
Since you're clearly some sort of repressed East-Asian, can you take a jab at translating this for me?

>>40038219
You forgot to not reply to clear humorpasta.

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>tfw creampied a girl with the middle's body
I look like fucking shit too

>>40035407
ooooooooooooo

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>>40051569
tell me your secrets

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>>40051569
>tfw pulled a 10/10 high test girl home
>dem titties during sex
>she said I did things to her which her boyfriend never came close to in 5 years and that we should do it a lot more
>never hear from her again
>when I moved out I found a little note from her on a piece of paper with number that had fell under my couch cushion

fml

>>40035407
rolling

>>40035407
Alright let's hope

>>40035708
*sniffs*

>>40035407
Rollin

>>40035248
Butterface would imply they have good bodies.

>>40035407
Why not

>>40035407
noice

>>40035407
Iskra pls

>>40035407
kek, roll

>>40052631
This guy gets it. Those bitches are 6/10 at most.

>>40035407
roll

>>40053074
>Implying you get better pieces of ass regularly, or ever
come on mate, might not be the hottest but left and middle are dickable

>>40035407
test

>>40035407
Rollin for 0

>>40035407
rolling time is better than sleepy time

>>40035407
roll tide

>>40035407
roll

>>40035407
Rolling for 789

>>40054909
Whew, almost a 0

>>40035407
plz

>>40035407
ersdf