>developed brow ridge
>high cheekbones
>small hunter eyes
>chiseled jaw
>square chin
How do I achieve this HyperChad's face aesthetics?
>>40023212
Touch the melted nuclesr reactors in Chernobyl
By taking the BogPill
>>40023263
These fucking brothers are a mystery. They're not born this way and were really handsome young.
I'm pretty sure they fucked up one of their experiment but they won't tell anyone.
>>40023263
I had saved a pic of these two
Thought they were just two random plastic-surgery-gone-wrong dudes
>>40023369
They both have a doctrates degree and have published physics papers
Wtf is this shit
To be quite honest if he didnt have a messed up head shape he'd be very handsome
>>40023394
Yes. They made a portal to another dimension where they ascended and received otherwordly powers.
>>40023397
>if he wasn't ugly then he would be good looking
>>40023212
>high cheekbones
>small hunter eyes
>chiseled jaw
>be female
J U S T
>>40023369
Being able to jack off with math and theories on physics =/= particularly sane or smurt.
>>40023440
Well hello there m'lady
>>40023394
>tfw to inteligent to have a human face
>>40023223
So I ascend in the evolutionary line?
>>40023212
Nobody wants that shit
You want faggot face aesthetics all the girls dig it
pic relate
>>40023440
>small hunter eyes
what does this even mean?
post face pics
>>40023769
Gorgeous.
No homo.
>>40023770
It means that they are small but not in a nerd way but because the developed brow ridge gives them a certain shape that is considered masculine
>>40023810
>It means that they are small but not in a nerd way but because the developed brow ridge gives them a certain shape that is considered masculine
what the fuck!?!?
now i'm even more confused.
HyperChad is apparently a russian boxing champion who now hosts a kids show
>>40023825
It's just what happens when you have high cheekbones and a big browridge. Eyes look small but in an attractive way.
Compared to what a nerd looks like when you take his glasses away, his eyes are small but in a nerd and gay way.
>>40023769
The faggot face is the easiest to get.
>put Vaseline on your eyelashes and lips to get linger eyelashes and red lips
>shape your eyebrows to make them like girl eyebrows
>only work out your ass and legs to get fucked like the faggot you are
>>40023369
Welp, I guess I'm having nightmares tonight
>>40023769
>large.jpg
Small, fuck you
>>40023440
You'll have handsome sons one day.
>>40023263
>tfw I'm waving to the haters
>>40023394
most professionals regard their paper's as "utter horse shit"
>>40023923
You mean Brad Pitt squinty eyes?
>>40024846
Yep small eyes are a particularly masculine attractive feature while women look better with big doll like eyes