Finally got gf bros but she wants me to stop browsing "that

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>>40017830
>be OP
>get gf
>"stop browsing 4chins"
>of course I oblige
>"stop spending so much time at the gym"
>of course I oblige
>"you make me look like shit, put on weight"
>of course I oblige
>"why do you spend so much time with other friends?"
>of course I oblige
>"why do you always get to dominate in sex? Let me peg you"
>of course I oblige
>"you're a fucking pussy anon, i'm leaving you for Chad. He's a real man"
>of course. I oblige

Welcome to your future

>>40017830
you should never let someone else influence you and what you like
never

You aren't meant to talk about this place

>>40017945
Fuck so true

>>40017945
this

>>40018043
Lol faggot think this place is fight club

>>40017945
pshhh, OP is a blue-pilled normie, let him become naturally red-pilled :^)

>>40017830
>>40017945
Leaving a 4chan might just be the right thing tho, your girlfriend cares about you mang

>>40018077
You obviously didn't read the rules

Anyway you shouldn't talk about 4chan anyway. In what social situation would you ever talk about 4chan? Keep that shit to yourself

>>40018116
I always talk with my friends in college about 4chan xD last time I was browsing /b/ and a chick saw how I was reading an incest thread, was somewhat awkward haha

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>>40018189
>xD
pls stop

>>40018116
>in what social situation would you ever talk about 4chan
"Bro what's that on your laptop?"
"It's 4chan. I like this site and he doens't afraid of anything."
"Y-you too."

me and my m8 last night

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>>40018116
>3 years ago
>still living with parents
>leave laptop open on kitchen table with /fit/ in one of the tabs
>mfw parents confront me about looking at gay porn
th-thanks /fit/

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>>40017945
This guy knows.

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>>40018250
>mom walks in on your dad watching homosexual black men orgy on your laptop
>ohshit.jpg
>Honey this is not me I swear it was on when I got here.
>we must talk to jimmy about this.

thanks /fit/

>>40018011
Influence you, sure they can do that. Dictate though, Fuck outta here with that

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>>40017945
can i be in screencap?

>>40017830
4chan hasn't really helped anybody. It's a cesspool of negavity and shitposting that wears on the brain and psyche. It's a void that we're all trying to escape from.

>>40017830
Just be yourself anon. Or you will lose yourself and that girl.

>>40019768
Helped me to be honest

>>40017830
Normally I say "don't do everything your gf tells you", but in this case she is right. I just wish I could quit ;_;

Well, maybe tomorrow

>>40019931
How so? I try to at least go to /fit/ and /co/. Every other board on this site is toxic. It starting to infect my personality and make me more demented. Other than that I avoid 4chan like a plague

>>40018189
strong weak-baiting

>finally meet girl that isn't repulsed by me
>fuck at my place for about a month
>go to her place
>"anon it's a little messy haha :3"
>walk in
>she's a hoarder
>garbage everywhere
>everything is dirty
>can't see the floor
>it was like a scene out of a sitcom but real life
>completely and utterly disgusted with her
>haven't spoken to her in two days since I escaped that hellhole

I wish I had someone that only wanted me to stop browsing 4chan

The second I get a gf, I'm never browsing this shithole ever again. I'm finally going to ascend into the normalfag kingdom. Fuq yall

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>>40020594
>i did the same in reverse
>she ended up cleaning my room

>>40019208
if dictating you what to do influences you, you should think twice

>>40018116
I'm gaming and browsing fit and my gf is behind me on the bed, she doesnt give the slightest fuck about 4chan. Of course I stay on the blue boards.

>>40020594
Ross, is that you?

>>40017830
>>40017945
Leaving 4chan is unironically a good thing to do but we all know we're here forever. So get her hooked and then she'll understand.

>>40017830
Bruh, if she wants you to change she doesn't respect you. If she doesn't respect you and you still want to be in a relationship with you kys

>>40017830
See you tomorrow, familia

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>>40017830

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>>40017830
Not sure if bait but, you'll be back.

>>40017830

>sacrificing your will for a girl

Yep, you find a gf lad, good job

>>40017945
WISDOM
I
S
D
O
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>>40017830
When she dumps you for Tyrone and/or Chad, we'll still be here for you.

>>40020753
youre fuckin disgusting