>you work out anon? >lift your shirt! show us your abs!

>>40017676
that redhead is so fucking hot dude fuck

>>40017676
>wow you have such a nice chest stacy!
>wait...is that a push-up bra?
>why?

>>40017676
The one on the far right is a coal burner I bet money on it

>>40017676
and who the fuck are you ?

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>anon come on stop fooling around and show us

fuck off to r9k pls

how does anyone not have abs?
>winter bulk
even minor definition

>>40017733
for god sake are you deaf, who in the flying fuck are you and what are you doing in my camper ?

>>40017676
>tfw you pick a short stack up an OHP her with ease

PRACTICAL STRENGTH THANK YOU RIPPLETITS YOU HAVEN'T FAILED ME.

>>40017753
Most of /fit/ outside of /fraud/ is 250lb+ frogmode beginner lifters who are just here for the memes.

>>40017676
REMINDER:
=-=-=-=-=-=
If girls want to see your abs? They aren't actually interested in you, they just want some eye-candy to look at; they're objectifying you. If you read too much into it then you're not doing yourself any favors. Do yourself a favor and tell them 'no'. They'll either respect you for it (if they're quality people) or they won't (if they're not worth your time anyway).

You're welcome.

>>40017733
My lip involuntarily curls in disgust. "No, I don't think so". I turn on my heel and walk away.

>>40018744
or move in and whisper in her ear if she wants to touch them. 9/10 they do and you're guaranteed bed acrobatics afterwards

>>40017694
lol some fag is actually triggered by this

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Show me your tits first.

>>40017698
I'm black and I agree

The redhead is about to *BRAAAAAP* on everybody

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>>40017676
I want 2 and 4 at the same time

These kind of posts really shows how many of you autists here have 0 interactions with women

"No, I shouldn't lift my shirt. I have a lovely gf and our relationship is built on trust and mutual respect. I have to be very careful to treat her as I would want to be treated. I would be very uncomfortable if my gf was lifting her shirt for other guys, so I want to show her the respect she shows me.

You ladies are real cool though. I'm always down to make new friends and we should hang out sometime. Go bowling or something IDK."

BOOM! JUST LANDED MYSELF SOME SICK NEW MATES!

Also they will froth about how unavailable I am and how good of a bf I am. Then if me and gf ever split I have 4 backups who have been dying to get a taste. You guys underestimate how valuable it is to have girls as close friends.

>>40019169
This guy gets it

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>>40017733
>stockings

>>40019190
This guy's gonna make it.

>>40017960
no u

>>40019203
So making it is being a normie, huh? I underestimated this site's autism niveau.

>>40019263
Yep. About 90% of people who are making it are normies. Deal with it you freak.

>>40017676
But I do
Never got this meme, surely most people on /fit/ should have abs unless you're doing a retard bulk or you're a beginner

>>40019169
faggot

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>>40019169
holy cringe, LMFAO

>>40019300
Yeah pretty gay to have a gf and hang with other girls. Everyone knows straight guys only spend time with hunky dudes.

>>40019328
Idongeddit. Why is that cringe?

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>>40019331
just fucking lol @ having a gf and saying whiteknight shit about her to your female "friends" (yeah nothing'll make them want you more LMAO)

>>40019288
If you are doing a proper bulk you won't have abs.

>>40019354
in real life you don't get to speak a fucking paragraph before the other people get their turn to talk

>>40019354
Because that is a definite neckbeard response.

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>>40019366
Depends on your definition of "proper"
If your primary focus is physique/aesthetics and you start at, say, 8% and get up to 14-15% you should have abs year round
If you just want mass/strength then getting up to around 18% or higher is a possibility but it just means you'll have to spend longer cutting

>>40019364
>whitenighting
>doesn't even know what it means.

You're like those little faggots that say cuck all the time. It's not whitenighting, it's a healthy philosophy on relationships.

>>40019367
Yeah you do. I have done it before. You just begin it with 'let me explain something'.

lel you first

>>40019386
What if you're a jacked cunt with a successful career and nice clothes? It becomes a panty dropping response, or even better, an "i want to get to know him better" response.

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>>40017676
>implying girls talk to me

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>>40019412
>spouting a fucking essay about how much you love your pure perfect gf to respond some hypothetical girls asking about your abs
>not whiteknight tier
Also just lol if you think she wouldn't take her top off (and more) if CHAD asked her to

>>40017676
Don't test me.

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>>40019169

>>40019440
Nah she wouldn't. She's real snobby and bitchy. Only likes successful guys. Chad has nothing on a good career when it comes to that law student.

She would legit tell chad to fuck off. One of the main reasons I love her. She hasn't even come close to making me jealous in the 3 years we have dated.

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>>40019471
>CHAD
>Not successful

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>>40019450

>>40019479
Fiction. Yet to see a successful chad IRL.

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>>40019497
Pic related (Jay Gould) is a rich, successful CEO these days

>>40019522
Good on him. Chances of him ever meeting my gf are approximately zero. She'd be way more keen on an A list celeb anyway but I don't worry about her magically meeting one and them magically latching onto her. Also she has a stable relationship. I am so secure right now in this relationship I am genuinely more worried someone will steal my motorbike.

You guys speak like true autists who have only ever been cucked by chads.

>>40019522
>looks like chad so he instantly has to act like chad

that's not how life works anon

>>40019549
>To be this innocent again

One can only dream...

>>40019561
Who hurt you, anon?

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>>40019549
>>40019555

>>40019578
What is this meme? I don't get it.

>>40019561
Sounds like somebody has been cucked before.

>>40017753
I don't have abs during winter because I go all out on my bulks. Then it's just a quick 2-3 month cut back to a sixpack in Spring.

>>40017676
Because I bulk up to gain a solid foundation during the winter so that in the summer I'll look good, like mostly everyone else

>>40017676
The Asian/Mexican 2nd from the right's face looks like it got compacted together in an unfortunately cement mixing accident

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>>40017676
Rolling for gf

>>40020582
rolling pls redhead

>>40020582
give me 2 please

>>40019328
>I'm 12 and I cringe to everything

>>40020591
fuarrrk lucky dog
>>40020582
rollin

>>40020582
pls red

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I'm b-b-bulking

>>40020582
would fuck either of them

>>40019169
>tips fedora

>interactions that literally never happen in real life

Curls for the gurls m8s, then after theyre hot for your arms and you can take them home and let em see the whole package.

>>40020582
redhead pls

>>40020582
>redhead get

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>>40019200
Yessur

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>>40017676
> being mocked by 16yo girls

>>40019479
>cartoon15

Jesus, how much of this retarded redpill-comics did you save

>>40020582
roll

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>>40020732
>get off bus yesterday
>say "cheers mate" compulsively to the driver as I get off (i'm australian living in 'merica and we always say ta thanks or cheers to the driver where I'm from)
>crowd of 16 year old girls laugh and start mocking me
>"thanks cobber"
>"thanks moite, cheers moite"
>"throw another shrimp on the barbie"
>"this is a knoife moite"

i've never been bullied by 16 year old girls before and i've never felt so emasculated before

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>>40019169
are you fucking autistic?

This is the worst thing I've read all day, it made my butthole clench.

>>40020788
Tell those little bitches to fuck off m8. God damn little cunts.

>>40020788
How the fuck do you reply to shit like this? I've been isolated so much that I can't even come back at all.

>>40020816
Only autists consider healthy relationships autistic.

>>40020582
Rollarino

>>40020842
You don't. You just go about your day. Brush it off your shoulders like the nothing that it is and go about improving yourself.

>>40020842
lol dude just laugh and walk off.

>>40020842
i have no idea bud

>>40020788
ignore them?

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>>40020845
Dude are you this delusional?

Just re-read what you wrote in that post

"Healthy relationship" nigga you sound like one of those "I am very smart" pre teens.

>>40020862
>>40020852
This

>>40020870
i did yeah

>>40020870

Not him. Give me one reason that is unhealthy

>>40017676
But I do

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>>40020582
Roll
>>40020788
Isn't it normal to say thanks and bye when you get off the bus?

>>40019549
kek nice cope

>>40020900
>Isn't it normal to say thanks and bye when you get off the bus?
i think it varies from place to place, I noticed people weren't doing it (often) in Sydney when I stayed there, whereas tas is like a constant stream of "thanks driver" as 30 people pile off the bus. America (oregon) has been somewhere in the middle. I'd imagine england would be the other extreme, wherein everyone invites the driver round for a nice cuppa as they get off the bus

>>40019169
This is satire right?

>>40020872
Not him. Give me one reason this could be unhealthy? Relationships are way better with trust and mutual respect.

>>40020842
Call them niggers

>>40020935
I don't think so.

>>40020842
You dont let it get to you, especially to the point where you have to talk about it on an internet forum to cope

>>40017733
I turn 360 degrees and walk away

Nothing personnel, desu

>>40019169
You are clueless, faggot.

>>40017676
What does /fit/ think is the best way to build abs? Planks, sit-ups, leg lifts?

>>40021100
ab wheel rollouts with progressively increasing the distance/reps

builds obliques too so you get that neat adonis belt

>>40020788
I would say you should have called them cunts but yanks get weirdly offended by that word

>>40021052
Elaborate.

but I don't work out! lmao
yea sure lets go somewhere private

>>40021037
360 degrees os a full circle so you just walked straight into them xD

>>40020788
yerr fuck off cunts

>>40017692
I've fucked her

Me on the right.

>>40017676
imagine ancient times where you would be able to rape all of them with no consequences and then have little versions of you running around 10 years from then.

>>40021100
my routine consists of; ab wheels, decline crunches, hanging leg raises
and I can't sit for a few days after

>>40017960
Pesky kids...

>>40021157
Was already facing away from them desu

>>40021266
prove it

>>40017676
>I-I d-do tho

>>40021113
>adonis belt

you mean the apollo's belt?

>>40021333
Would be horrible. Ded by 30 and get robbed all the time. Now is the best time to be alive (so far)

>>40020582

Rolling

>>40018760
>>40021037
>last years current year +1
>not rolling backwards on your heelies while tipping a fedora

>>40021531
dumbfuck it's called the asteroid belt

>>40020582

roll for 0

>>40021578
Its an asterisk bolt you fucking autist

>>40017676
1 3 4 2

>>40020925
Grew up in Philly, I always did.

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>>40019522
>Jay Gould

how the fuck can you do it?! HOW CAN I BE A CHAD?

"Jay Gould is admirable, he was a chad enjoyed his youth then realized his time was up and started a family happily moving on to his next stage of life"

>>40020582

bruh

>>40021492
You have to find the proof

>>40020842

you don't, use it as an opportunity to talk and get their number

>little 16yo bitch mocks you
>you don't give a fuck, be cool, talk to her with your outstanding charming techniques
>get number
>fuck 16yo later that nights

it's easy moite

>>40017692
I agree, she is hot as fuck. But this is a clear example of "The Cheerleader Effect" because the other girls was fucking ugly.

>>40021586
you niggers got it wrong, it's Hussain Bolt

>>40017676
I have a 14" penis, I call it the cobra, since it will spit in your face if you threaten me.

>>40020788
it shouldn't even bother you at all cobba good chance it was done in good banter spirit but even it wasnt do you really care what a bunch of teenage girls said to you.If you do care think about why you shouldnt

>>40021700
It's Barrack Hussain Oboltma to you, you cunt.

>>40020582
rollll

>>40021625
You can try to emulate him, but he is obviously genetic superior

>>40020582
roll also 0-1 get

>>40017676
Ugly women shouldn't breed.

>>40017753
Because I fell for the reddit meme and didn't train abs at all. Now I don't even fucking know how, and when I try to find out it's either:
>Broscience or men's health tier stuff
>"You should get all the core training you need from heavy squats!"
>Lol, as if you don't know newfag
>Hanging Leg raises which I can't do because weak abs

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>>40017676
>>40017733
Hehehe, sorry, I like to fool around, but here we yo
Bye, you comming to the party tonight ?

>>40021953
Btw*
Fuck

>>40021953
Nice gains.

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>>40021898
You could have just ask someone from the staff of your gym, like I did when I started.

But you can just do the plank column from pic related, it should give you a muscle base

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>>40017676
I-I am bulking

>>40021685
what? other than the one in the stripe shirt they are cute

maybe I just dont have standards

>>40022112
#1 Looks hot
#2 Looks like a dude
#3 Looks fucking retarded
#4 Meh, I might fuck her but she's like 5/10

>>40022137
> Looks like a dude

that's even hotter 2bh

>>40022145
Oh yeah, I forgot I was on /fit/.

Then go ahead senpai, fantasize about his feminine penis all you want


phaggot

>>40022013
kek

>>40020845
Buddy 18+ to post here

What do you guys do when you go to a restaurant alone and a few people laugh at you there?

>>40022311
are they openly laughing at you? or you just being paranoid?

>>40022324
I was walking out and I saw them laughing. They quickly looked away when I glanced in their direction. This happened months ago but it is still bothering me.

>>40017692
https://www.instagram.com/megmdxoxo_/
Here you go my dude

>>40022341
lol, just nevermind nigga, maybe your hair was messy or something, do let it haunt you

>>40022341
99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% of the entire fucking universe is indifferent. Like I can't even begin to quantify how insignificant this is in the grand scheme of things.

If you think about that for a while maybe you'll realize how unimportant it is that a bunch of random strangers had an opinion in their head for a moment. It doesn't matter. If you want it to matter and you want to dwell on it and try to "figure it out" or "solve it" you'll just be bummed out until you let this go.

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>>40022375
Oh ok. Thanks.
>>40022379
I'll let it go. It is stupid I kept it in my mind for so long.

>>40021986
Thanks
Nice dick

>>40022531
How did you know?

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>tfw too hairy to show abs

>>40022742
Shave it or wax it. Fuck your problems are easy to solve.

>>40022742
if you got abs year round, laser that shit off

if not >>40022752

>>40022760
>>40022752
But if shave my abs i will have to shave my chest too to don't look weird, then i will have to shave my ass, and if i do that my hamstrings will need shaving, but my calves will look weird, if i start shaving my abs i won't know where to stop.

>>40022808
just shave chest and abs, dont go autismo mode

>>40018769
Or move close and whisper in her ear "It's free real estate". Gets them wetter than a river I have never failed to get a blowjob using this secret technique.

>>40017676
I'm working on it.

>>40020582
plis

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>>40017733
>>40017676

>6 pack? Ladies, I brought the whole keg

>>40022808
Shave chest, abs and whole genital region. Keep your legs hairy as fuck. Also shave your feet.

>>40020582
shiggy

>>40019364
>The one on the left
Found the grenade

>>40020582
rolelre

>>40020582
Roll

>>40017733
I want to SNIFF THEIR FEET! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to have peak performance for my sport, which requires me to intake a large amount of calories for now. Also I barely train abs

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>>40019497

rooll

>>40021996
Thanks anon.

And the people at my gym are either receptionists who don't know more than the average gym rat, or shit tier PT's who would tell me to do100 crunches or something.

>>40020582
>rolol

>>40021898
Ab roll 4x10 nigga

>>40022698
Not him but we all have nice dicks

>>40024111
Nice gyno faggot

>>40023579
>>40023579

She has the biggest titties though. Probably all you'll look at when interacting.

>>40025284
t. Fooled by trannies daily

>>40021728
Fuck off with the reddit-style reply chain

>>40021037
>360 degrees
lul

>>40021531
called both adonis and apollo's belt

>>40021157
Every time...

>>40019364
oh wow these girls are super thrilled to be around these "good" looking guys wow what successful people the lot of em

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>>40020771
All of them :^)
And the new blackpill comics which he started making a couple weeks ago

>>40020582
roll

>>40020582
0 1

>>40022341
Anon, you might be autistic. I know when I realized no one actually cared.

>in the gym
>still getting my babygainz
>doing some bicep curls with a 50lb
>tiny Asian girl stops and stares at me
>feel flattered until I realize she's staring past me thinking about something
>finish my set with a little more cosmic insight

>>40025472
You need a hobby

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>>40017692
>>40021685
>>40022112
>>40022137

Fucking plebs.
There is only one rating system.
>Would I fuck her
>Wouldn't I fuck her

And if you don't have as your life mission to bury your dick in as many young sweet 1/1 as you encounter. You fail at being a man, evolution and life.

>Muh standards

Far left might be the most attractive, asian might be a bit on the ugly side.
They are all fuckable, and I would, and so should you.

You're not getting married, you're not loosing a part of yourself every time you fuck.

Fucking cucks, waiting for the 'right girl'. Fucking disgusting.

>>40017960
Can confirm.
>>40018744
>Girl interested in you
>Reject
>She might like you more!
Hello /r9k/.

>Go out clubbing.
>Random girls approach me and start to touch me.
>Compliment me on my muscles.

It's funny because i'm ottermode but have good facial aesthetics and blond hair, sometimes they don't even expect it but find out once they've grabbed my arm.

>>40019169

looks like someone got the spergs :O

>>40026064
Daynce

>>40026064
rolling

>>40020788
16 is legal already yer kent
>>40020816
It's eggs tier

>>40026064
911 get

>>40020582
you guys are all begging for that red head and yet my 6/10 guy who i used to hang out with is dating a girl who looks EXACTLY like her except blonde... like if someone told me that was her i would believe them and assume she dyed her hair. a lot of you prob could get a gf like that but like me youre just too fuckd up

>>40025404
you fucking newfag

>>40026246
Id love a redheaded gf simply because i like redheads, i dont think im too fucked up to meet one but i never meet one who is decently attractive and single

Last one i met had an extremly nice ass and she was super flirty but sadly, she had a bf so i let it go
Still, id love me a redhead

>>40017676
21 With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him.

22 He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;

23 Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare, and knoweth not that it is for his life.

24 Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to the words of my mouth.

25 Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths.

26 For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her.

27 Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.

I would tell these harlots, these inmodest whores to leave my house

>>40017733
show me ur tits too bitch

No, I have a combination of easy storing far genetics and I fucking love to eat, for me it's more pleasent than masturbating/having sex and I eat pretty clean. I can see my two upper and though

>>40021266
in your dreams maybe

>>40026064
nig gers

>>40026064
>
roll

>>40025472

Kek

>>40019366
Is gaining 35 lbs from your first bulk (6 months) bad? Started at 143 lbs.

>>40021266
hey me too

>>40026064
kek

>>40026064
K

>>40020582
roll

>>40026064
57 get

>>40019403
Those face gains though.

>>40017676
>BBRRRAAAAAP
>ew stacy what the fuck get off me
>s-sorry Chanelle it was an accident

>>40020788
Just make a stereotypical american joke

Fight back

>>40017676
>>40017676
>>40017676

ALLAHMOMADILLAH

BY ALLAH YOU FILTHY WHORES SHALL FALL UNDER SHARIA LAW

Aloha snackbars

>>40018744
Ah, good. The defender of virginities is here to protect us. Remember everyone, don't put out unless you're sure she's willing to commit!

>>40020925
Nobody says jack shit In London, just eerie silence so you can hear shit from that one guy's headphones when the engine lulls. Unless there's the pack of screeching black teenage girls that can be heard before the bus even pulls over at a stop. +That one old Jamaican lady who shouts "tank yu so veri moch drivah!" As she leaves and gets countless glares in return.

>>40022871
THE HOUSE IS FREE
THE HOUSE IS FREE

>>40026064
roll

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>>40021266

>>40026064
i guess

>>40026064
nigg

>>40027993
I'm in London and always say thanks driver, or cheers mate. I'm just normal and white.

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>>40028027
alright

>>40019169
you're a fucking cuck

>>40017960
>frogmode
call me a newfag but wth is that?

>>40026064
I hope I get one that involves murder

>>40028040
Never seen that shit in south. East and central once or twice but it's rare.

>>40026064
rolling

>>40017698
they're all coal burners anon
>current year
>still pretending there are white women that don't like BBC
have fun getting Jerome's sloppy seconds

>>40020582
fuck!

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>>40020582
Let's do it

>>40021953
manlet lel

>>40017960
Sh-shut up...

i hate women

>>40028015

>>40021266
yeah right

>>40022808
This is a male-only board, back to london bitch

>>40019444

Underrated

>>40026064
Roll

>>40019169
it's your fucking stomach not your dick. Do you go to the beach in a sweat suit talking about how only your gf can see the goods?

>>40019522
>(((Gould)))
OYYYYY VEYYYY
I sure wonder why he's successful

>>40020582
>inb4 chink

>>40017960
N-not true

>>40019549
why are you so fucking defensive? It's just your gf jesus christ you make me cringe. Yes these guys are fucking autists but still.

>>40020582
lego

>>40019549
Yeah because with infidelity statistics being so high, people that where cheated didn't feel safe as you are..

It's good you feel secure but it shouldn't be because your guess at her personality, people are complex and snotty bitches can melt and act different if they meet their match.

>>40020788
Mate, that's so funny. I'd laugh my ass off if I was in your shoes.

>>40026064
rolling

>>40026064
rolland garros

>>40028234
no gains lel

>>40028639
Nah, i go shirtless, and my gf just wears a bikini. That's different than if she was at a party and a group of guys wanted to see her in her bra, even though it's the same amount of skin. It's all about context.

>>40028757
I'm just explaining my position.

>>40028789
Yeah, I completely understand why people are worried about cheating. If my circumstances change there's a good chance I'll start getting jealous too. At the moment I'm not worried and mutual respect + Trust is keeping this relationship a real nice place to be.

>>40028044
How am I a cuck?

>>40026064
>drink beer
>smoke cigarettes
>buy liquor
>smoke cigar

yes anon, poisoning yourself is truly manly!

>>40027712
And come off as a defensive fuck who let 16 yo girls get under his skin.

>>40020582
Ayyy xdxdxd lol rolling!
What the fuck are you all doing, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING. If I were at your side, I would beat the shit out of you

>>40026064
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>40029112
high inhibition beta detected

>>40026064
Rol

>>40026102
You say that but not many spergs have 3 3yr gfs do they?

How's your sex life?
Yes I do mean those occasions where you intentionally brush your willy against gym equipment then watch other people use that equipment.

>>40029167
I drink, but you're a dumb child if you think that it makes you "manly" to pound some beers or shots.

>>40026064
leeeeets go

>>40020582
rollin

>>40017676
Because genetics gave me an 8. Come feel, it's real.

>>40020582
roulletting

>>40019169
He gets it.
Can confirm having female friends means whenever I'm single it takes mere weeks before I've got another girl committed to slobbin my nob for the next year.

I currently have nice abs b/c I'm cutting for a vacation in a month. I kind of wish someone would ask to see them desu

>>40029648
Slobbin 'n' bobbin

*fist bump

>>40026064
I mildly disagree with your post.
>Rolling

>>40029423
Being "Manly" is a social construct.
Society say that it's Manly to drink.

Go be a cuck somewhere else.

>>40020582

PLEASE GRANT ME THE REDHEAD

>>40026064

>>40026064
rollim

>>40017692
Looks like hot Donna from 70s show

>>40026064
lets seeeee

>>40026064
here we go bois

>>40017676
kill kill marry kill

>>40017676
>"sq...hehe...squats and m-milk...*sweating*...um...strength gains as a n-natty are...*blushing*...c-caloric surplus"
>"what?"
>"c-caloric surplus..."
>"whatever fuck off anon if you don't want to be social"
>"thanks"

>>40026064
fitness

>>40026064
oki

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>>40019169
Ayyyyyyyyy will keep this in mind when I am no longer fat autistic gyno turbo aspergerer with a gf

>>40029892
No, manly literally means being high in testosterone. Drinking decreases testosterone. Objectively not manly.

>>40026064
hopefully something good

>>40020582
Anything but 5,6,7.

>>40026064
This
waiting for the 'right girl' will make you a perma virgin

>>40026064
Roll

>>40020788
you're australian but you can't deal with bantz?

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>>40019169
holy fuck boyo get on some test asap

>>40030659
I would but I don't want baldness and I am worried I will fuck with natural test production. Also my gf really likes how my nuts slap against her butthole during sex.

>>40019169
good stuff

>>40026064
find roadkill and eat it get

>>40026064
ayy

>>40026064
roll

>>40022013
>omg anon you get fat on purpose? do you have a fetish or something?

>>40026064

rollin for the autism

>>40020582
0 or 1

>>40026064
>>40030796

Got something really shitty, rolling again

>>40026064
rollerino, also have some fucking standards. Desperate degenerates like yourself are the reason 4s and 3s act like 8s or 9s.

>>40026064
so sad

>>40026064
rollan

>>40026064
rollan

>>40026064
roll

>>40017960
> "Y-You too."

>>40026064
LETSDOIT

>>40020582
Reveal

>>40020582
Rolling

>>40026064
Roll

>>40026064
rell

>>40026064
rooollz

>>40017676
Why don't you?

>>40026064
jews

>>40026064
I WANNA BE A REAL MANNN

>>40026225
reroll

>>40020842
Just laugh and smile. It's no big deal, considering this is fit, he might actually look good, and they just wanted to talk to him.
Have fun with life mate :)

>>40026064
rollin'

>>40026064
rolleando

>>40026064
Roll

>>40020582
ROLL

>>40020582
roll